Posted March 16, 200619 yr I didn't know where to put this but I found it funny :lol: James Blunt Sold His Sister on eBay James Blunt decided to help his sister get to a funeral in Ireland. Strapped for cash, James suggested eBay. So he put up an auction, effectively 'selling' his sister. And now the highest paying bidder is dating her. James said that he is addicted to eBay, he said: "I had a bit of an eBay addiction and I sold everything in my apartment in London and then I came in one day and my sister was crying because she couldn't get to a funeral in southern Ireland. "None of the planes were working, none of the trains, none of the ferries, so I saw another golden opportunity to flog something and so I put my sister up on eBay, saying, 'Damsel in distress, needs to get to Southern Ireland. What do you get out of it as a bidder? You just get to be a knight in shining armour.' "Everyone started bidding and a guy won and he had a helicopter and he could fly her to the funeral in southern Ireland and they're now dating and they've been going out for 18 months and she's living with him. "I have a second sister, who's gonna go on sale soon." :lol:
March 16, 200619 yr his teeth are really annoying LOL I dont mean to be snide or nasty or anything, but could you please explain this obsession that Americans have for unnaturally perfect and almost glow-in-the-dark white, white teeth - I'm genuinely curious.....
March 16, 200619 yr I dont mean to be snide or nasty or anything, but could you please explain this obsession that Americans have for unnaturally perfect and almost glow-in-the-dark white, white teeth - I'm genuinely curious..... i know! its so weird...i mean bad teeth are mingin but who wants ridiculously perfect teeth...his voice annoys me tho lol
March 16, 200619 yr I dont mean to be snide or nasty or anything, but could you please explain this obsession that Americans have for unnaturally perfect and almost glow-in-the-dark white, white teeth - I'm genuinely curious..... Yeh, Americans seems obsessed with Brits' teeth - like its their most important feature. :huh:
March 17, 200619 yr I dont mean to be snide or nasty or anything, but could you please explain this obsession that Americans have for unnaturally perfect and almost glow-in-the-dark white, white teeth - I'm genuinely curious..... :lol: i dont have an obsession with teeth being white...his teeth just portrude from his mouth he reminds me of a retarted horse on speed. But i guess America just is obsessed with dental care? my teeth are white i guess but im not obsessed.
March 17, 200619 yr his teeth just portrude from his mouth he reminds me of a retarted horse on speed I saw a picture of him in the Star yesterday and that description is perfect! :lol: By the way the article the picture went with said that he made a sex film when he was at college and was naked! :puke2:
March 17, 200619 yr I dont mean to be snide or nasty or anything, but could you please explain this obsession that Americans have for unnaturally perfect and almost glow-in-the-dark white, white teeth - I'm genuinely curious..... it is bizarre! i suppose the yanks couldnt have zoo or nuts magazine in their country as american girls cant pout :lol: even hefner's bunnies look more like an advert for dentisty thesedays :lol: :lol:
March 18, 200619 yr :rofl: Good idea, quite funny be weird, you wouldn't know who was "buying" your sister.
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