Hmmm.....not sure if I'll be included. I doubt it at this stage.

Quite pleased to have made this. Thanks for the commentary Slick. :D

 

You were 125th last week with 11 posts (0.025%).

he was a pre-teen let loose on the internet with no idea how to write, make friends or generally come across as a likeable person. (No, he wasn’t Regina.)

 

 

a task which is as dull as it is repetitive (again – NOT a reference to Regina.) Where was I last week Jahq?!

 

 

 

Is it sad that I found these funny? :(

!!!

 

Some rather brilliant comments there André!

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74. Casey__ 1876 (28%)

Casey is an orange-skinned, green-haired homosexual of rather impressive height for an oompa loompa, local to certain areas of London and a frequenter of ‘the scene’.

 

I think I might use this as my Twitter bio.

 

I'm not sure how I feel about my defining moment of me on Buzzjack is posting a picture of myself as an oompa loompa. This countdown has also made me realise that I really don't post much at all, basing this on my post count of four years compared to people who have been here half the time with double the amount.

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75. ROBOT 1854 (10.7%)

Former BJBB contestant Robot has been here since 2008 yet I know almost nothing about him. Funny how that happens with some people. He seems NICE though – and he has posted over 10% of his total posts in the Lounge, so I guess he sort of likes it.

Always get these sort of comments in rates and stuff - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COME ACROSS NOTICEABLE, and I'm not willing to pull Lee Wallace-esque stunts to do so. :(

Hmmm.....not sure if I'll be included. I doubt it at this stage.

I would stay tuned if I were you.

 

Quite pleased to have made this. Thanks for the commentary Slick. :D

 

You were 125th last week with 11 posts (0.025%).

Ha, I wasn't expecting you to find out. Thanks. I'll be significantly higher this week...

 

Is it sad that I found these funny? :(

Not at all. It shows how much you have matured as a person that you are able to laugh at yourself. 'Grats.

 

!!!

 

Some rather brilliant comments there André!

Thanking you!

 

I think I might use this as my Twitter bio.

Ha! As for the Oompa Loompa thing, it's just an easy thing to poke fun at. I wouldn't say it's your defining moment. (Unless it is.)

 

Always get these sort of comments in rates and stuff - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COME ACROSS NOTICEABLE, and I'm not willing to pull Lee Wallace-esque stunts to do so. :(

I don't know what to say Mr Robot. I would usually suggest posting more in the Lounge but you've done pretty bloody well on that front so far.

Ha! As for the Oompa Loompa thing, it's just an easy thing to poke fun at. I wouldn't say it's your defining moment. (Unless it is.)

 

This is true. Ha, well I don't think there's many other things I've done. I REALLY SHOULD POST MORE. I say this every year though and it never happens.

LOL rennie that was brilliant.

 

Shamefully I reckon I'll be quite high up on this. Prediction for winner goes to Kelly (or that snivelling creature we call Tyron as an outside bet). Jester, TheFletch and Slick to be right up there too, comprising the remaining spots in the top five.

Cheers babez :kiss:

87. TeresaBloom 1605 (25.6%)

Talking of graphics, Portuguese Lord of the Rings fan (and Donna Windsor lookalike) Teresa was the bee-knees and probably still has a lot of the banners she made in use on the site today. She vanished for a long time before making a brief return in 2010, but let it be known that everybody liked her because she was NICE. We held a 'Create your own emoticon' competition which she won and :teresa: (note the shortcut) has been used barely at all since.

I could tell you a well funny story about TeresaBloom. :kink:

 

 

78. Matt. 1787 (29%)

Matt was an ICON of Buzzjack. Dubbed ‘Matt with dot’ by myself to distinguish him from all of the other Matts, he was a pre-teen let loose on the internet with no idea how to write, make friends or generally come across as a likeable person. (No, he wasn’t Regina.) He famously hacked David’s account (I believe) and was generally a right little twonk until he grew up and pissed off in 2010.

:arrr:

Where did I come? I must have been just outside the 100 as I post mainly in the lounge and I'm at 1700.

I could tell you a well funny story about TeresaBloom. :kink:

OMG THE 'INCIDENT' :kink:

OMG THE 'INCIDENT' :kink:

OOh I know this one. The dirty girl.

It's such a lollable story. I hope Dubs appears in this, though I doubt she will.

 

LUSH AND DUBBI!!! :cheer:

JOHN ESTEBAN.

 

I miss him so much! f***ing bitch left without saying goodbye.

Didn't Teresa do something embarrassing and toilet-related? I can't believe I forgot it!

 

Btw, there will probably be no more results until Monday as I am now tres busy. Apols.

 

Jkac, if you're outside the Top 100 (which you are) I have no idea where you came. Considering you only have 1,700 posts though I'd say you were rather low down.

Btw, there will probably be no more results until Monday as I am now tres busy. Apols.

 

 

:angry:

If I don't make it to this list ( which is very likely), I demand a special note anyway :( I was always too busy with guessing pics and songs in another forum, such hard work!

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70. Davi!dObow!3 1949 (24%)

Did anybody know that David hasn't posted since 2010? Anybody? No? OK. Regardless of the vanishing act nobody noticed, I remember when David was dressing up as women in "school plays" (see the gallery for evidence) and cavorting with that most infamous of Buzzjack's dregs - Matt with dot. Perhaps it's not surprising then that these days he prefers to lay it low.

 

69. Common Sense 1971 (33.3%)

Talking of Buzzjack's dregs, the one poster who sums up everything Buzzjack, and therefore the Lounge, shouldn't be appears in this list at 69 (a number I'm sure he will get great - and disgusting - pleasure from when he discovers where he is, despite probably having zero experience of anything remotely similar to what that innuendo implies.) Unfortunately for the rest of us, Chris has posted in the Lounge nearly 2000 times which, when you consider just how much spare time Chris actually has, is actually surprisingly low.

 

68. Suus 1991 (4.6%)

 

Suus was Buzzjack's equivalent of watching paint dry. And not bright, shiny gloss paint either. Dull, beige emulsion paint. SURE, beige can look 'nice' in some rooms and with a carefully selected palette of colours may even complement a room quite well but when it comes down to it, it is dull, non-offensive, beige and leaves no lasting impression. At all.

 

67. Aled. 2007 (7.3%)

At #67 is former Queen of Life 2010 and Welshie Aled with dot, who these days seems to have left Buzzjack for wittier climes in the form of Twitter - where he is often found being a social recluse, undressing One Direction in his head and sleeping until 4 in the evening on a daily basis. (Aled's Twitter is available on all good social-networking sites.) (Mainly Twitter)

 

66. On Your Shore 2014 (5.4%)

On Your Shore is a huge Enya fan and part-time Lounge regular, with a tiny 5.4% of her overall posts being in here. These days she is known as 'treble clef' and, now that the Enya forum has been forcibly removed, can be seen dotted around the site discussing things with normal people, which probably makes a change. You're welcome.

 

65. THEO. 2015 (11.9%)

Former brat THEO followed in Bertie's footsteps as a loony Girls Aloud fan who eventually became Girls Aloud forum moderator and went crazy with power, threatening any member who dared suggest that Cheryl was anything less than a Geordie deity. However, rather than following Bertie's lead and threatening to insert knives into fellow members' heads, he matured and can now be found being mature and often humorous in a forum near you.

 

64. C.W 2020 (15.5%)

C.W is one of those posters I know very little about. He has posted 15.5% of his overall posts in the Lounge though, so this makes me feel rather bad that I've not noticed him sooner. I suggest dropping the individual letters and going for something a bit more memorable, and preferably NOT with the word 'chart' in it.

 

63. thisispop 2022 (5.1%)

Thisispop was a hugely knowledgeable one-time Chart mod and then long-serving Global Mod, who over his time on Buzzjack became increasingly bizarre in his posts. As a lot of the mature, sensible posters tend to do, he left in a strop after management decided not to ban a member who had done nothing wrong and these days he frequents other forums - educating them with his long, often irrelevant posts.

 

As N*Sync said in the 2000 #3 hit, which was notable for being a #3 hit in 2000, 'Bye Bye Bye':

 

 

62. Sabrewulf 2039 (24.7%)

Sabrewulf really likes playing video games, he's mostly a Nintendo fan although he has played Sony consoles too. He actually was not overly into music until he came to this forum but thanks to the Buzzjack song contest he's heard plenty of different songs he wouldn't have heard if he hadn't joined. Oh and he likes TV too. Not so much into sport really.....*This really needs to be updated soon :P* (Thanks to Sabrewulf's profile for all of its help writing this commentary.)

 

61. Johnny 2044 (21.3%)

Johnny was a babe. He had big pouty lips, elaborate hair and wore lots of scarves, and rumour has it he was one of them homosexuals - although you'd never guess from what he looked like. He posted his picture in the gallery a lot but not because he was vain or liked people complimenting him, honest. That stuff was all just a happy coincidence. Despite posting over 21% of his posts in the Lounge over the past few years, these days Johnny is more likely to frequent the gallery - where he patiently waits for somebody to notice his photos.

I'm enjoying this commentary.