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Maria: Lets say hi to Andreas Bourani and Keisha Buchanan now!

 

Mira: Hi Andreas, how do you feel about representing FSR Rontvia and getting a free pass into the final when the rest of the qualifiers have worked their butts off to get there?

 

Andreas: ich weiß nicht Englisch sprechen

 

Maria: Brilliant! Keisha, what on earth happened to Afternoon Bitch on Wednesday?

 

Keisha: I was in the studio with Siobhan and Mutya recording the third song for our MKS debut album, due in 2019.

 

Mira: So you didn't have enough time to host it?

 

Keisha: Oh no, we were done by 11am, we wrote half a line and that was enough. I had a pressing urge to watch Doctors and Deal Or No Deal and honestly forgot all about it by the time they'd finished.

 

Maria: Can we expect to see it later in the week?

 

Keisha: I'll have to get back to you...my manager Silas pulls the strings.

I am DEAD at ALL of this! :lol:

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Our final interview before the show is with Sophia Del Carmen from Hendinia and her producer RedOne!

 

Maria: Hi Sophia, how do you rate your chances for making the final tonight?

 

Sophia: Um...er...wow, I don't know, I guess umm...er...wow...

 

RedOne: What she means to say is that we're in the wrong semi. The other semi had all of the pop fans, and this 2010 reject would obviously appeal in huge quantities to the likes of Isconia, Eledan, Aeroche, Utopia, Trifoski and D'yer'maker in Semi 2.

 

Mira: Now you mention it, Semi 2 does have its fair share of hipsters too! How come this song is 4 years out of date, is it a Nicole Scherzinger reject?

 

RedOne: No, it's a Love Generation reject, Alexey Vorobyov and Mohombi didn't want it either. But I want to make Sophia a star, she's incredible and has an amazing personality.

 

Sophia: *giggles*

 

Mira: How come you decided not to enter the Pitbull version of the track? Obviously you've worked with Pitbull a lot on a number of Enrique nightmares haven't you RedOne.

 

RedOne: The gods, I mean mods, wouldn't have allowed a star as big and respected as Pitbull into the contest.

 

Maria: Do you miss working with the likes of Gaga and Nicki Minaj. Why has your profile dropped so much?

 

RedOne: Sophia is just as great as those stars and will be just as big. Thank you, bye. *shuffles off*

 

Sophia: Vote for Hendunera lol!

Well these are some biased as hell interviews. Where's the interview with Wallis Bird?

 

Also can we PLEASE ban the use of the word 'hipster' in this forum / everywhere.

 

moanmoanmoan

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Well these are some biased as hell interviews. Where's the interview with Wallis Bird?

 

Also can we PLEASE ban the use of the word 'hipster' in this forum / everywhere.

 

moanmoanmoan

 

She didn't book to appear on Loose Lingerie I'm afraid.

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Ok, it's time for the semi final results, and I'm elated to announce the first two qualifiers.

 

From Semi 1 and performing in the 4th spot in the final, it's...

 

Singerpurear: Friendly Fires – Hurting

 

and from Semi 2 and performing in 14th its...

 

Desbuanda: Heathers - Lions, Tigers, Bears

 

Yes, after countless failed attempts and going through a backdoor to their first final last month long suffering Singerpurear finally make it on their own merits. HOORAH for them!

 

And congrats to Desbuanda for making it through on their first contest!

THE HYPE IS TOO INTENSE!

 

I'm so excited / nervous / all over the place... hope I qualify.

RedOne: What she means to say is that we're in the wrong semi. The other semi had all of the pop fans, and this 2010 reject would obviously appeal in huge quantities to the likes of Isconia, Eledan, Aeroche, Utopia, Trifoski and D'yer'maker in Semi 2.

Ha!

 

That Heathers song isn't technically there, but it's very nice regardless.

I have a bottle of vodka and 60 pills in one hand

 

I have a solitary party popper in the other hand

 

It's over to you now buzzjack.

yessss popchartfreak, get dat Q
Yay! Singerpurear!
Congrats to Singerpurear and Desbuanda, well deserved qualifiers!

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