Robert Lewandowski has just scored five goals in nine minutes for Bayern Munich :o

 

 

A Carly Lloyd-esque feat, indeed.....

I already thought Lewandowski was good but that surely cements him as one of the world's best forwards right now. Up there with Suarez and Neymar, right behind the big two. There'll be a lot of pressure on Bayern to sell in the next transfer window (but they won't obv).

I already thought Lewandowski was good but that surely cements him as one of the world's best forwards right now. Up there with Suarez and Neymar, right behind the big two. There'll be a lot of pressure on Bayern to sell in the next transfer window (but they won't obv).

 

Who would they sell him to? Absolutely little chance of that happening. Only Real Madrid/Barcelona have bigger pulling more than Bayern right now.

 

Barcelona got spanked tonight. None other than Iago Aspas doing the worst damage. The mind boggles!

Barcelona have had a couple of big defeats this year.

 

I can't believe Celtic Vigo beat them 4-1 though

Juventus drew again (leading 1-0 until the 90th minute) to make it one win, two losses and two draws in 5. Pretty pathetic.

 

Dortmund drew to give Bayern a clear two point lead.

 

Can't quite believe that Inter are top of Serie A with 5 wins from 5. Surely it can't last...

Lionel Messi will be out for 8 weeks due to tearing a ligament on his left knee during his team's 2-1 win over Las Palmas.

 

Villarreal go top following a 1-0 win over Atletico Madrid.

 

 

 

So that's the Ballon d'Or decided for next year then.

A poor, Chelsea-like, start to the season for Juventus. They have already lost three matches (out of six), as many as they lost in the whole of last season when they won the title by 17 points. OTOH, Inter, who only finished eight, have won their first five games. They play Fiorentina, currently second, this evening.

A poor, Chelsea-like, start to the season for Juventus. They have already lost three matches (out of six), as many as they lost in the whole of last season when they won the title by 17 points. OTOH, Inter, who only finished eight, have won their first five games. They play Fiorentina, currently second, this evening.

Midway through the first half, it's Inter 0-3 Fiorentina :o

Prosecutors in Spain have dropped tax charges against Argentina and Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi but will pursue a case against the star's father.

 

Both Messi and his father were accused of defrauding Spanish authorities of more than £3.1m.

 

Prosecutors allege that Jorge avoiding paying tax on his son's earnings by using offshore companies in Belize and Uruguay between 2007 and 2009.

 

Barca absolutely tore Real to shreds today.

 

That'll means Benitez will be sacked (lol) with Zidane to replace him.

Gary Neville appointed Valencia head coach until the end of the season

Real Madrid have been thrown out of the Spanish Cup for fielding an ineligible player

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35010228

Real Madrid have beaten Rayo Vallecano 10-2 :o :rofl:

Real Madrid have beaten Rayo Vallecano 10-2 :o :rofl:

They did have the advantage of playing against nine men for an hour.

Real Madrid have appointed Zinedine Zidane as their new manager.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35233830

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35226296

Least surprising football news of all time :lol: What a ludicrous appointment in the first place.

Quirky results time - there were seven games in Serie A today. All seven finished in away wins, including Inter losing at hemp to Sassuolo.

AS Roma have sacked their manager Rudi Garcia after only winning once since the beginning of November.

 

 

AS Roma have sacked their manager Rudi Garcia after only winning once since the beginning of November.