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Jezus Christo that line up is piss weak.

 

I generally take issue with "All Stars" series's in Reality TV shows since having been through it the first time the All Stars are usually hyper self aware and have too much of a good idea of what works with the audiences and stick to that but it works sometimes in talent shows like RuPaul's Drag Race (but even that only managed to be good the 2nd time around) or the various dancing shows because the primary action of the show is centred around the contestants genuinely being the best of the best and thus being able to be both nostalgic and familiar as well as new and fresh.

 

Those "all stars" though for the most part are just cheap. They don't read as the "best of the best" or the most memorable by any stretch as much as just "people who were vaguely memorable the first time around and were bookable at a cheap fee because we blew the budget on the two "big names" that'll be a disappointment and/or be gone within a fortnight. Save for maybe

Speidi, Austin and at a stretch Jedward and Nicola. Coleen Nolan shouldn't even be your first choice if you're looking for a Loose Women star

 

 

Even if they were sticking to just Channel 5 era Celebs there's so many other, better, bigger names they had to pick from

Denise Welch, Kristina/Karissa, Julian Clary, Julie Goodyear, Charlotte Cosby, Abz, Lauren Harries, Dappy, Luisa Zissman, Liz Jones, Lionel Blair, Ollie Locke, Gary Busey, White Dee, Katie Price/Hopkins, Perez Hilton (hell, virtually the entirety of that series's cast), Farrah Abraham, Tiffany Pollard, Megan McKenna, Gemma Collins, Renee Graziano

THEY'RE who you want if you want all stars.

 

Eff this, I'm out!

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That is a really, really weak line up and usually I don't mind that because I prefer civilian series anyway and like seeing people I don't know but I mean it's poor in that the most ANNOYING "all stars" are returning when they sent me batshit crazy the first time round. Seriously @ some of them.

 

I am here for

Jody Latham because I am a massive fan of Shameless and it'll be a real trip down memory lane to see him now and how he's doing. I hope he ends up being decent haha. Also here for Speidi but only because they're a mess and can produce incredible TV. Sam Callahan is fit so ok ~

 

No wait. Apparently

Jody Latham has dropped out :/// So the ONE I was here for isn't in anymore. Great.

 

 

The diary room looks v good though so i'll be watching for that at least :)

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There are apparently two additional housemates entering on Friday, perhaps they will be two of the rumours we've seen who aren't on that list? :lol: Still, there isn't anyone we've heard about who could spice up the series that much with such a bleh line-up. I at least hope and think this will be a lot more watchable than the summer one, there are a few who will be nasty and just troll though so who knows, it could be as bad...
Are there any sexy/attractive women going into the house? I know Bianca Gascoigne is going to be there but who else?
I must say I do like the comic-book design theme of this series. That's probably the only nice thing I'll say about CBB this year (I normally only watch the launch show anyway to keep up with whose down with the kids these days).
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I feel like Heidi would be the fan fave 4th placer on her own, I love her :lol: Speidi are definitely all star worthy though whether you like them or not *.*
Heidi would be better without her husband.

Lauren Conrad agrees.

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Can we swap Ray J for his sister? :lol:
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"You'll know me for"

 

Nah I just vaguely remember you flopping on X Factor babe. I quite like her though so far!

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