Oh we don't think the Ramrynians are all terrorists. Dirty fuckers are thieving shites. ^_^

 

 

 

Aside from the strict immigration laws, the ban on environmentalism and harsh penalties for driving offences (Such as imprisonment for failing to drive at the minimum speed limit) Ashton is a very free society. Sneezing in public is legal but the natives are very much like the British in that they would never do it so as not to impose on others.

 

 

(Not relevant but the state of South Carolina threatens to imprison you for 2months and fine you $1000 for speeding in roadworks. Bloody barbaric!)

Failing to drive at the minimum speed limit results in 'harsh penalties', Lord Juranamo is taking note...

Oh we don't think the Ramrynians are all terrorists.

 

Best get your intelligence services to LOOK AGAIN.

Best get your intelligence services to LOOK AGAIN.

I shall speak to the AFIA. We dictatorships clearly need some form of alliance, at the very least to share intelligence and keep the Ramrynians at bay.

Allecian's Ramrynian immigrants have been no problem at all. They just clearly have issues with dictatorships. One mans terrorist, another man's FREEDOM FIGHTER!

Everyone is free in Altyr Muunilinst. Free to do as they are told and as is expected. What more could they possibly want?

 

I shall speak to the AFIA. We dictatorships clearly need some form of alliance, at the very least to share intelligence and keep the Ramrynians at bay.

 

Oh the Obsidian Order would be more than happy with a collaborative effort to rid the empire of said unwanted Ramrynian troublemakers.

February 25th is TinAsh day!

 

 

To mark the truly momentous day that marked the ending of the long term relationship between Queen Tone Damli Aaberge of Tinnmark and Ashton and her troll-like other half, a day of national celebrations has been called in both nations.

 

Festivities include a parade, music (of the Tone Damli variety), drinking, pin the wig on the bald troll and a screening of the brilliant Headhunters. Schools have been closed and all non-essential personnel have been granted the day off on federal orders.

Meanwhile in Farahtyn...

 

The civil war rages! Due to this their has been a media blackout! But people are left to wonder will the war ever end?

Ashton and Altyr Muunilinst sign landmark treaty

 

The two nations, who have previously engaged in a cold war that involved the mobilisation of troops, have signed a treaty to co-operate on economic and political matters including an important intelligence sharing committee. The Buzzjack world's sole dictatorships have decided to combine their efforts on Ramryanian terrorism and other emerging threats that may appear.

 

Emperor Áskorza had this to say: "Today we sign an important treaty with a nation who we have had the great pleasure of increasing our co-operation with over recent years. Following previous disputes with the nation this treaty is landmark amongst the Buzzjack world."

 

Source: Ashton Today.

Emperor Áskorza tours Altyr Muunlinst

 

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Chancellor Baranski has had the great pleasure today to announce that our new ally Emperor Áskorza of the Federal Republic of Ashton will be making a brief, but historic, 3 day trip to Altyr Muunilinst later this month as a sign of the trust between our two great nations, despite our history. The Emperor's itinerary will include a lavish state dinner (pictured above is the Imperial Banquet Hall where the event will take place) with all the great and good of Altyr present. Tours of Darpabrak's historic quarter will follow and the trip will be concluded with a National Holiday on March 22nd to coincide with the festivities surrounding Altyr's 20th anniversary in the contest. Ashtonese performers are already being lined up to make the concert truly a night to remember.

Queen Tone Damli Aaberge of Tinnmark and Ashton recive the Núbleé Peace Prize 2013

 

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The Queen recive the prize for her work with helping poor Bokian children. Since the border closed between Tinnmark and Bokia in March 2009, alot of Bokians have illegally immigrated to Tinnmark. Thousands of them are children who have been working illegal in Tinnmarkian factories along the borderline, children as young as 5 years old have been reported working in a factory who makes toys for 'Toys R not for poors'. Bokia went bankrupt after they used the country's financials to win BJSC XIV, which ended at last place in the semi finals.

 

Bokian entry in BJSC XIV - 23rd (Last) - 10 pts

 

This is the first time in 724 years that a royalty recive the Núbleé Peace Prize. Last time it happened was in 1289 when 'King Klaus the Evil' ruled most of the North-western part of the Buzzjack world. He got the nickname years after he recived the peace prize, when he unsuccessfully invaded Elëdan in 1308. He died at the battle of 'Hahahooloo' in 1312.

 

King Klaus the Evil (1265 - 1312)

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Queen Tone Damli Aaberge will recive the prize at a ceremony in Åsnesia City Hall the 11th of March. The same evening she will attend the Núbleé Peace Prize Concert at Wroldsen Arena. Which will be hosted by Tina Fay and Amy Poehler. Who you can see in one of the most popular tv shows in Tinnmark. Amy Poehler from Parks and Recration and Tina Fay from 30 Rock.

 

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Source: Tinnmarkian Daily.

The Federal Republic is thrilled to see Queen Tone awarded this prize.

 

We will be in attendance at the ceremony, especially considering the hosts.

 

 

 

We are also looking forward to a state dinner, tour and concert in Altyr Muunilinst.

Hah! You have Amy Poehler in your siggy :lol:

Not much going on in Juranabaijan of late tbh, we do have a new national flag though.

 

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Xanaga considering return to BJSC after a six year absence. Maybe.

Impressive feat given we've just celebrated our 5th birthday :kink:

 

 

 

Ashton for one would be happy to welcome back Xanaga, a fellow original nation ^_^

Juranamese officials have announced in a public consultation that immediately after the 53rd contest, the country is to undergo a £75,000 overhaul to all flags and signage within the country as it adopts its new official language and officially translates the countries name.

Yehesi is currently going through a deep financial crisis, which has hit the southern parts of the country the hardest

Just in...

 

Kathaldazian newspaper, KTDZ Mirror, has reported that the country has recovered from an on-going financial depression and will make their belated BJSC comeback in the forthcoming contest.

 

Unlike previous attempted comebacks, this one has received substantial backing from the country's government, resuliting in new relations with several South African recording artists and groups, tipped to represent KTDZ in BJSC.

 

However, concern has been raised with regard to Kathaldazia's relations with other BJSC countries, KTDZ's long absence from the contest has resulted in them having a now non-existant relationship with previous allies and the country would like to recindle these relationships with a peace treaty set to have a mutual benefit for both Kathaldazia and its relations.

Emperor of Elëdan, Lee, have flown to the capital of Kathaldazia to meet with the President and discuss the possibilities of resuming partnerships between two countries, including mutual promotion of Kathaldazian and Elëdanese BJSC artists. Lee has also stated in the press conference held on July 1st that "[Elëdan] are happy to have Kathaldazia back on their feet. Due to the close nature of the relationship between our countries Elëdan are willing to reduce Kathaldazia's debt by 80% especially seeing that the economy in the country still hasn't restored completely although stabilised".

 

After financial crisis hit Kathaldazia, Elëdan had to put on hold all the ongoing projects with the country most of which have now become obsolete.