April 28, 20214 yr Author Having just finished the A’Whora elimination episode I’m honestly stumped as to how it wasn’t Lawrence vs Ellie bottom in that episode. Ellie was the only one I laughed at other than Bimini but it was more like "girl what the f***" :lol:
April 28, 20214 yr Author All Stars 5 The most recent All Stars is one of the most hated series by fans, but how should it have gone? EPISODE 1: All Star Variety Extravaganza WIN - Cracker (loses lipsync to Yvie) High - India, Mariah Low - Blair, Ongina Bottom 2: Mayhem, Derrick Derick eliminated Lowkey I wanted to elim Mayhem here, but she definitely has more potential whereas Derrick you'd have been keeping around for drama which is what I wanted. I know the talent show usually has a "random" redemption winner so India fit but Cracker won for me. Blair was lowkey awful and if Adore got ripped apart for less in AS2 I think she should have at least been low. EPISODE 2: I'm In Love WIN - Shea (wins lipsync against Alyssa) High - Jujubee, Blair Low - Mariah Bottom 2: India, Ongina Ongina eliminated Wouldn't really change this, I'm keeping to a bottom 2 so saving Mariah that's it. EPISODE 3: Get A Room! WIN - Mayhem High - Jujubee, Blair Low - Mariah Bottom 2: India, Shea India eliminated I think watching it back, Mayhem and Blair as a pair were the only ones who made a whole successul package, they had jokes but also chemistry and it fit as an.... advert or whatever it was meant to be. Mariah I thought was ok out of her group, so I've saved her and India has to go here. EPISODE 4: She-MZ WIN - Miz Cracker (loses lipsync to Morgan) High - Jujubee Bottom 2: Blair, Mariah Mariah eliminated I can't see Mariah being good at improv, Mayhem (and India in the real season) didn't deserve bottom in the slightest too! Blair's one note character really floundered for me and paired with Juju they both could have been gold. Oh and lbr Morgan won the lipsync. EPISODE 5: Snatch Game WIN - Jujubee (wins lipsync against Vanjie) High - Shea, Alexis Low - Blair Bottom 2: Cracker, Mayhem Mayhem eliminated Just gonna have Mayhem take India's place here, clear tps and bottoms and Cracker despite trying joeks did really bomb. I think I prefer Blair's ok impression but not funny to Cracker as herself making Gaga jokes/references. EPISODE 6: Charles Family Backyard Ball WIN - Cracker (loses lipsync against Roxxxy) High - Jujubee, Shea Bottom 2: Alexis, Blair Blair eliminated Pretty much agree here, but Blair had a worse season than Alexis and I think Alexis should have got that little bit further. EPISODE 7: Stand-up Smackdown WIN - Cracker (wins lipsync against Kennedy) High - Shea Bottom 2: Jujubee, Alexis Alexis eliminated Just swapped Blair and Alexis here, Jujubee bottom over Shea with Cracker clearly winning. Episode 8: Finale Cracker (4 wins, 1 bottom) Shea (1 win, 1 bottom) Jujubee (1 win, 1 bottom) To this day I have not even watched this finale lmfao but Cracker killed this season soz
April 28, 20214 yr Cracker was the one that I was like WTF when she was even in the top for the talent show but you do you haha!
April 28, 20214 yr But I will say Cracker did the best in that final song for sure. The finale episode was super fun because I think basically everyone agreed Cracker won the rumix, Juju won the runway and Shea won the lipsync! Such a top three it’s just a shame the rest of the season was such a chore
April 28, 20214 yr Author Yeah going through it really made me realise how bad it was, I've re watched every other one multiple times bar AS1 only like twice and I just don't think I could go back to AS5, I gave the challenges a quick watch to do this and that was bad enough in some cases :lol:
April 29, 20214 yr i was rly convinced mayhem was gonna have a huge redemption in AS5, so was happy she got saved in episode 1. in hindsight though, derrick should have stayed.
April 29, 20214 yr Author I think she's one of those queens who is a name outside of the show but just doesn't translate well to the show and its confines of what you have to be good at, for some reason on both runs she just rarely hit it, it would have been nice for her to get a win this season but as I said I lowkey wanted to keep Derrick just for the drama, I find Mayhem kinda boring as a character tbh even when she is good on the show oops. I've tried to be fair here with judging (probably with some bias sill lol) so saved her over Derrick but I'd have appreciated the Derrick drama more than Mayhem's contribution to an awful challenge where I decided to give her the win. Given how the India/Alexis saga was about the only interesting thing that happened in all of AS5, a bit more drama wouldn't have gone amiss. Having said that, eliminating India in ep 3 also gets rid of that saga so I have ruined AS5 even further here :lol:
April 29, 20214 yr with the benefit of hindsight i would have done EP1 WIN india HIGH miz cracker, mariah LOW ongina BTM 2 derrick, mayhem EP 2 WIN shea HIGH juju, blair (probably derrick in the place of one of these 2) LOW mariah BTM 2 india, ongina EP 3 WIN juju HIGH alexis, cracker BTM 3 shea, india, derrick (in my timeline they end up on a team together and mariah is w blair) EP 4 WIN cracker HIGH alexis, juju LOW blair BTM 2 mariah, india (she still gets to pop off and have her moment) EP 5 WIN shea HIGH alexis, juju LOW cracker BTM 2 blair, mariah (none of this 'if you are not in the top' bs) EP 6 WIN alexis (idc what anyone says, her garment was the best) HIGH shea, cracker BTM 2 juju, blair EP 7 WIN cracker HIGH shea BTM 2 juju, alexis (they would have sent her home cos of the drama for sure) SHEA 2 wins, 1 bottom CRACKER 2 wins, 0 bottom JUJU 1 win, 2 bottom
April 29, 20214 yr Alexis’ dress was really incredible I agree- her character was awful however so I see how she was in the bottom for that. She is one who could have done well in the stand up challenge too however I’m sure she’d have got a shady edit anyway
April 29, 20214 yr Author Back to normal seasons now with arguably one of the weakest seasons, SEASON 11 EPISODE 1: Whatcha Unpackin' WIN - Brooke High - Vanjie, A'Keria Low - Nina, Mercedes Bottom 2: S*ju, Kahanna S*ju eliminated Haven't changed much here but I begrudge giving Plastique high for the same silhouette she came in with just with some roses stuck on for Sasha. EPISODE 2: Good God Girl, Get Out WIN - Yvie, Scarlet High - Plastique, Shuga Low - Brooke Bottom 2: Merecedes, Kahanna Haven't changed this at all, this double win just feels right. EPISODE 3: Diva Worship WIN - Nina High - Vanjie, Ariel Low - Scarlet Bottom 2: Ra'Jah, Honey Honey eliminated That whole team bottom lipsync was a mess, I'd just have a normal tops and bottoms situation, and I think I'd single Vanjie and Ariel from the Britney team. Ra'Jah and Honey I feel were the worst from their team and Honey would still go in this situation. EPISODE 4: Trump The Rusical WIN - Yvie High - Brooke, Nina (possibly also Shuga if not for her runway) Low - Ra'Jah Bottom 2: Vanjie, Mercedes Mercedes eliminated This is where the riggory creeps in, idk if it's just my distaste for Silky but like... she had one of those set up to win characters and still the performances just felt like textbook safe! Passable, certainly good, but in no way better than Yvie, Brooke or Nina, and even a couple of others imo. Vanjie should have been bottom here I feel just about, but Mercedes would still go for sure. Yvie so should have won this. EPISODE 5: Monster Ball WIN - Scarlet High - Ra'Jah, Brooke Low - Ariel Bottom 2: Silky, Shuga Silky eliminated I'm cutting Silky early, a horrible presence on the season who did awfully in this ball and to be honest, given her lipsync later in the season, I don't think it's not out of the question Shuga would win here. I think Scarlet and Ra'Jah were paid dust here, Brooke I think would just edge Yvie to high eve though Yvie's trick or treat look was probs my fave of them all. EPISODE 6: Draglympics WIN - A'Keria High - her team Low - Nina Bottom 2: Scarlet, Ra'Jah Ra'Jah eliminated TO THIS DAY I maintain that Scarlet won that lipsync. EPISODE 7: From Farm To Runway WIN - Yvie High - Brooke, Plastique Low - Vanjie Bottom 2: A'Keria, Ariel Ariel eliminated I don't think Ariel would shine here, won't take her any further. Plastique should not have won this, otherwise it was about right, I've put Vanjie low over Nina seeing as although it wasn't exactly stunning, she did at least try and make an outfit, Vanjie just kind of threw fabric on her body even if it did look ok. EPISODE 8: Snatch Game WIN - Shuga High - Nina, Scarlet Low - Vanjie Bottom 2: Yvie, Brooke double shantay Can't argue with the bottoms, two of the worst of all time. Vanjie wasn't great but at least in basically being herself, she wasn't AS much of a bomb as the bottoms. Of course this iconic lipsync is a double shantay still, Shuga is where I'd go for the win, super underrated. I feel like had they edited it so we saw more, that could have easily been a win. Scarlet was meant to do Lana Del Rey which could go either way but there was hardly much competition. Even if Silky was here, I'd not give her the win for basically playing herself soz x EPISODE 9: LADP WIN - A'keria High - Brooke, Nina Low - Shuga Bottom 2: Vanjie, Plastique Plastique eliminated Same outcome here, with Silky gone I've put Nina in her place, A'keria definitely won this. EPISODE 10: Dragracadabra WIN - Nina High - Shuga Low - Scarlet Bottom 2: Yvie, Vanjie Vanjie eliminated Shuga being eliminated for this was some bullshit! Vanjie should have gone here tbh, throwing Yvie in the bottom too but it could have been Scarlet or her honestly. EPISODE 11: Makeover WIN - Brooke High - Scarlet, A'Keria Low - Yvie Bottom 2: Nina, Shuga Shuga eliminated (Vanjie should have won the real makeover js x) I mean this is just a shot in the dark as obv it would be totally different with others in the eliminated spots as I still have Shuga and Scarlet here. I can't see Shuga doing well in a makeover, so she's taking Silky's spot. Let's pretend they had a campy lipsync song both would have done well in instead of that No Scrubs waste. EPISODE 12: Queens Everywhere WIN - Yvie High - Nina Bottom 2: A'keria, Brooke A'keria eliminated I'm doing this as if it was a competitive episode, Yvie MURDERED it. Nina I think could deliver a campy verse, it was close for the others but I think A'keria was so forgettable Scarlet could easily do better I'd have thought. Top 4: Brooke (2 wins, 2 bottoms) Nina (2 wins, 1 bottom) Scarlet (2 wins, 1 bottom) Yvie (4 wins, 2 bottoms) Yvie would still win here in a lipsync for the crown or otherwise, just wit a better track record.
April 29, 20214 yr Only thing i’d change there is Nina winning Snatch Game. But yes Rajah and Scarlet were SO overlooked in the ball!
April 30, 20214 yr Author SEASON 10 EPISODE 1: Drag On A Dime WIN - Monique High - Mayhem, Cracker, Yuhua Low - Dusty Bottom 2: Kalorie, Vanjie Vanjie eliminated Monique not even being top for this is WILD, otherwise agreed with the tops and bottoms, Blair gone from the tops to make way for Monique's win. Vanjie lost that lipsync and I think it wasn't her time, she was better off coming back for S11 than lasting a bit longer here to me. EPISODE 2: PharmaRusical WIN - Vixen High - her team Low - Aquaria Bottom 2: Kalorie, Eureka Kalorie eliminated Haven't changed much here, but I think Aquaria should have been low. EPISODE 3: Tap That App WIN - Asia High - Eureka, Blair Low - Kameron Bottom 2: Yuhua, Mayhem Yuhua eliminated This was actually totally right imo. Episode 4: The Last Ball On Earth WIN - Aquaria High - Eureka, Kameron Low - Asia Bottom 2: Monet, Dusty Dusty eliminated Eureka easily was top over Cracker, the rest I agree with, Mayhem could have been high over Cracker as well. EPISODE 5: Bossy Rossy WIN - Eureka High - Monique, Cracker Low - Mayhem Bottom 2: Vixen, Monet Double shantay I don't think Mayhem was bad enough to be bottom, I'd have put Vixen/Monet and a lipsync with those two would have to be a double shantay right? I know people think Cracker could have won, but I just think for being a challenge about ridiculous OTT American chat shows, Eureka nailed that vibe. EPISODE 6: DragCon Panel WIN - Eureka High - Mayhem, Kameron Low - Cracker Bottom 2: Blair, Vixen Blair eliminated Mayhem could have been great here, but I'm still giving Eureka the win, pretending Mayhem was in their team I guess. Bottom 2 the same, same outcome. EPISODE 7: Snatch Game WIN - Aquaria High - Eureka, Monet Low - Monique Bottom 2: Asia, Vixen Asia eliminated Asia should have been bottom 2 for sure, Monique at least got a joke in and tried. Asia and Vixen could have been really stupid and hilarious with this weird dynamic they made for Bey and Ivy but instead Vixen acted a brat and Asia was just Beyonce randomly being mean and angry? :lol: Honestly with this song... I think Asia would lose?! Gagatondra x EPISODE 8: Cher Rusical WIN - Cracker High - Monet, Monique Low - Mayhem Bottom 2: Vixen, Aquaria Vixen eliminated After FOUR lipsyncs in a row, Aquaria finally vanquishes Vixen. Cracker is my winner here, Kameron I didn't even put top as for my tastes it was good but kinda boring/expected/safe whereas I think Cracker injected the comedy more. Monet killed it too and I'm putting Monique top as she'd have killed it too, but that may be a bit of bias for one of my faves. Idk about Mayhem so she takes Aquaria's low. EPISODE 9: Breastworld WIN - Monet High - Aquaria, Monique Low - Eureka Bottom 2: Mayhem, Kameron Mayhem eliminated Don't think I could take Mayhem much further :lol: Monet I feel could have won this, Asia winning was a bit odd but then it wasn't a great acting challenge at all. EPISODE 10: Social Media Kings Into Queens WIN - Cracker High - Eureka Low - Aquaria, Kameron (both did bad tbh) Bottom 2: Monique, Monet Monique eliminated This wouldn't be Monique's bag, so I've had her eliminated here, Cracker and Eureka still top. EPISODE 11: Evil Twins WIN - Aquaria High - Eureka Low - Cracker Bottom 2: Kameron, Monet Kameron eliminated I just think Kameron is a boring finalist, feasibly Monet could have pulled off a lipsync win here I feel. Maybe pulling some bullshit to save Cracker but I haaaaaaated this challenge anyway. Final: Aquaria (3 wins, 1 bottom) Cracker (2 wins, no bottoms) Eureka (2 wins, 1 bottom) Monet (1 win, 4 bottoms) Aquaria still wins, Monet could be trouble in a lipsync for the crown but with that many bottom placements it would never be allowed to happen!
April 30, 20214 yr you can't just eliminate asia like that i'm sorry!! I ADORE Asia but she did deserve that bottom placing tbf and wouldn’t have won over The Vixen realistically to the Carly song.
April 30, 20214 yr I disagree with that, I think she would! Vixen rolling all over the floor was... not the one but it was just better than Monique not knowing the words.
May 1, 20214 yr I have such a soft spot for Vixen and think she was majorly misunderstood and think she would rock it now and more people would take her side. I agree with Kameron being eliminated but not Monet getting through, she's so overrated. I have a heavy dislike for Eureka but I get that she is talented.
May 1, 20214 yr Author you can't just eliminate asia like that i'm sorry!! Gagatondra x I think there was kinda bias there, had it been Cracker or Monet who I really liked that season and that actually happened I'd be fuming, sometimes I judge fairly in these but other times I'm like hey whatever let's throw a gag in :lol:
May 1, 20214 yr Author All Stars 2 Note: I'm having bottom 2 throughout the season, I feel like they chopped and changed when they felt one of their faves might have been in danger (Alaska for Herstory) EPISODE 1: All Star Talent Extravaganza Top 2: Roxxxy, Tatianna Roxxxy wins High - Alaska Low - Adore Bottom 2: Phi Phi, Coco Coco eliminated EPISODE 2: Snatch Game QUIT: Adore Top 2: Alaska, Katya Alaska wins High: Phi Phi Low: Detox Bottom 2: Tatianna, Roxxxy Tatianna eliminated Sadly I can't have any other bottom 2 and there's no chance Alaska would eliminate Roxxxy, thank god for the return challenge x Tbh if they showed more of Ginger, she could be a high, so bizarre she was basically invisible in this edit. EPISODE 3: Herstory Of The World Top 2: Detox, Alyssa Alyssa wins High: Roxxxy Low: Katya Bottom 2: Alaska, Ginger Ginger eliminated I will defend the fact Alaska should have been in the bottom TO MY GRAVE, that padding and she clearly barely knew the words. I think Ginger's runway tips her bottom 2 over Katya, who was kinda set up to fail with a meh role but did the best she could. EPISODE 4: Drag Movie Shequels Top 2: Alaska, Phi Phi Phi Phi wins High: Detox Low: Katya I guess, but everyone bar the bottom 2 did well I feel Bottom 2: Roxxxy, Alyssa Alyssa eliminated I wanted Roxxxy gone here, but Phi Phi would send Alyssa home easy here. I think Phi Phi winning the lipsync isn't far out of the realms of possibility. Alyssa going also makes it easier to proceed with the comeback stand-up thing :lol: EPISODE 5: Ruvenge Of The Queens Top 2: Detox, Alaska (Tatianna, Alyssa) double win Bottom 2: Roxxxy, Phi Phi Roxxxy eliminated Roxxxy going here with a slightly better track record I think is good for her, in this fantasy Tati and Alyssa were fair and went for the queen who'd been bottom already, 3 times at this point. EPISODE 6: Drag Fish Tank Top 2: Katya, Alaska Katya wins Bottom 2: Phi Phi, Alyssa Phi Phi eliminated Tati ROBBED, I've put Phi Phi bottom her and she goes as both have a lipsync win and I think Katya would be fair and touch on how Alyssa was already arguably unfairly eliminated. Also Katya won that lipsync fight me EPISODE 7: A Family That Drags Together Top 2: Katya, Detox Detox wins Bottom 2: Alyssa, Alaska Alyssa eliminated I know Tati bombed the makeover in S2, let's pretend she had a glow-up as I want her in the final. Alaska would keep her meltdown from this season as well, I've heard that that's why she won, at that point she hadn't shown any humanity so she wasn't seen by the producers as a winner. EPISODE 8: Finale Alaska (4 wins, 2 bottoms) Detox (3 wins, no bottoms) Katya (3 wins, no bottoms) Tatianna (2 wins, 1 bottom) I'd love to crown Katya, but I think for what was presented through the season, it would be Alaska still, just with two bad weeks, honestly if I gave to the crown to someone different, it would actually be Detox. Such a strong cast!
