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Hail Keanu
Integritas Et Cacas
So this is where I may eventually end up…
At the moment my hair is essentially powder held together by optimism.
There’s less “thick and lustrous” now and more “abandoned tennis ball.”
Could you get on board with this look?
I’m not sure I can…
I’m considering a “hair system,”
which sounds less like vanity
and more like something NASA installs to stabilise a satellite.

Thoughts?

Namaste FFS,
Bald Bobby Billions x

Knebworth memories

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I like No 4.

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Today I woke up with the children bursting into our bedroom, serenading me with a Happy Mother’s Day song and lined up like the von Trapps. Teddy cooked me the delicious pancakes, whilst I read the most beautiful handmade cards. Right by my side, holding my hand in her pjs, was my mother, Gwen…the woman who inspired it all.

My mom is not only my best friend, but my everything. My rock, my safety, my counsel, and my warrior inspiration. Every minute with her, I learn a new way to navigate this world with more integrity, grace and kindness, than I had the minute before.
In this moment, I am filled with overwhelming gratitude and bliss for love I am so blessed to receive in this world.

Mothers, past, present and future…we are pretty remarkable creatures and sometimes (most of the time) we are so busy tending to the needs of others, we forget to acknowledge our own magic. So, to all of you out there, may I take this moment, steeped in love, to tell you how incredible you are.

And mom…I love you forever and a day💖AWxx #happymothersday

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On 07/05/2026 at 11:01, Sydney11 said:

robbiewilliams

Hail Keanu
Integritas Et Cacas
So this is where I may eventually end up…
At the moment my hair is essentially powder held together by optimism.
There’s less “thick and lustrous” now and more “abandoned tennis ball.”
Could you get on board with this look?
I’m not sure I can…
I’m considering a “hair system,”
which sounds less like vanity
and more like something NASA installs to stabilise a satellite.

Thoughts?

Namaste FFS,
Bald Bobby Billions x

Just shave it all off and see how it looks. I'm sure he would still look gorgeous 🥰

A "hair system" sounds ominous 😬

7 hours ago, Laura130262 said:

Just shave it all off and see how it looks. I'm sure he would still look gorgeous 🥰

A "hair system" sounds ominous 😬

Too much 'maintenance' me thinks & I doubt Robbie is good at mauntenance

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Hail Keanu
We have 2 cats. Elvis and Priscilla.
They appear not to know their names.
Or if they do, they’ve made a collective decision to ignore them.
Priscilla does not seem to care about my existence.
Elvis, however, is my little mate.
Every now and then Priscilla pees on the bed.
Some sort of protest, we think.
Ayda says it happens when I come home.
I think Ayda enjoys that theory because she likes the idea that she and Priscilla have a special emotional alliance.
Which they do.
However…
I know for a FACT she’s peed on the bed when I’ve been away .
That’s Priscilla the cat peeing by the way.
Not Ayda.
It appears we may have accidentally bought them from some sort of kitten mill because they’ve both got all kinds of ailments.
One of them being:
“Eye herpes.”
“Our cats have eye herpes” is exactly what I would formally say to the King if ever I was knighted.
Although maybe by then it’ll have cleared up.
In which case I would respectfully announce:
“Our cats USED to have eye herpes.”
Apparently eye herpes is very common in cats.
I may add that part so as not to alarm His Majesty.
They also have breathing issues, bless them.
They sound like delicate little cartoon snorers even when awake.
Which is quite sweet when you’re watching telly…
but impossible to fall asleep to.
So they sit on the bed with us until lights out and then get relocated to their cat lair like tiny asthmatic vampires.
They also get the zoomies and randomly become terrified of us for absolutely no reason.
I can come back from the toilet after stroking Elvis for an hour and suddenly both cats are staring at me like I’ve returned dressed as Colin The Cat Killer.
Wide eyed.
Full of fear.
Gone.
I don’t think Priscilla hates me.
Sometimes she lets me pet her, but I think she only comes over to my side for reconnaissance.
And she hasn’t peed the bed for several nights now.
I have though.
Namaste FFS
Kind regards,
Colin The Cat Cuddler x

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Hail Keanu ,
This is me, second from the right.
The one that looks like a travel-sized Eddie Large.
My first addiction was food.
Grandma had two cats: Baby and Mother.
Baby was heavier than the heaviest cat in the Guinness Book of Records.
That’s not a joke or an exaggeration.
Grandma, I guess, was a feeder.
And I spent a lot of time at my grandma’s.
I BMX’ed all day.
I footballed all day.
But I biscuit-tinned all day too.
I mashed and breaded.
Carb-on-carb’d.
I crisped and Cadbury’s’d and fizzy-popped.
Which reminds me… Cream Soda really died a death, didn’t it?
How?
It was the nectar of the gods.
If the gods were the people who chose the prizes on Bullseye.
And Bully’s special prize was pies.
Look at all the other lads.
“Normal”-sized.
And me… not so much.
I’m embarrassed looking at me.
And I’m embarrassed that I’m embarrassed.
And I’m sad that I’m sad about little me.
And this is where it started.
Mum to Nan:
“Make sure you don’t give him too much crap, Betty. You know he’s uncomfortable about how he looks.”
And me… not knowing where to look.
Because now the “something” had been acknowledged.
The “something” was real.
Not the “something” I was hoping was just a mirage in the mirror.
Soon I’d have a growth spurt.
A metabolism spurt.
But not for a couple of years.
I think about me in “that way” at some point every day.
I think about me in that way when I feel slightly full.
Or satiated.
Like I’ve done a “wrong” again.
It didn’t go away.
I wonder if it will.
I haven’t written this fishing for compliments, so bless you before you think of writing them.


That’s not what this post is about.
I guess it’s a purge.
Or a share.
Or an offloading to the world to see if it helps the shame shrink somehow.
Is that mad?

Namaste FFS,
Little Robert x

Ps. Rest In Peace Daron, my little mate ❤️

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Looking amazing ❤️

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Boarding, but never boring.
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They're off to Cannes? Very nice 👍

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Who you share it with ❤️#family @robbiewilliams @go2gwen AWxx

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I'd hate to be famous -I'd much rather have a normal amount of money and my privacy, than be rich and famous.

Both looking beautiful in Cannes ❤️

On 21/05/2026 at 23:51, Laura130262 said:

Both looking beautiful in Cannes ❤️

They both look fabulous. I love Ayda's dress. 💖

Cannes’ 32nd amfAR Gala Turns Up The Music With $20M Raised And Last-Minute Addition Lizzo

Warm 75-degree weather and Lizzo were saving graces at the 32nd amfAR gala by the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc ocean in a luxe-auction Thursday night that racked up a massive $20 million, with donations up 18% from last year for the AIDS research organization.

Seriously though, had amfAR been held earlier in the week, form-figure wearing fashion models would have braved fierce frigid weather on par with a November Kennebunkport, ME. One party attendee fearing the worst told me he tried to find a knitted winter’s cap in Cannes, but no dice. Luckily, similar to recent amfAR galas here, the weather fitted like long sleeve satin gloves.

Showing up this year however were vets Eva Longoria, Robin Thicke and Heidi Klum, in addition to Entourage‘s Adrien Grenier as well as The Man I Love filmmaker Ira Sachs and the pic’s Bohemian Rhapsody Oscar-winning star Rami Malek (Sachs teased us that the movie already has a U.S. buyer, but remained mum; that was the first Malek heard of it, and let’s just say he was giddy). Last year’s amfAR Cannes gala drew Oscar winner Spike Lee, two-time Oscar winner Adrien Brody and Michelle Rodriguez, but also stars who were looking to shrug off any previous controversies in their mere and sheer appearances, i.e., two-time Oscar winner Kevin Spacey and James Franco.

Thicke, one of the few celebs to attend the hillside cocktails, which spill from the Hotel Du Cap backyard steps to the ocean balcony, told Deadline, “I’ve been coming for many years, we love the people, we love the cause, we love the celebration,” he said. “It’s a very glamorous night, I get to take my wife [April Love Geary] out. I’ve performed here a couple of times and done a lot of work with amfAR and it’s wonderful group of people doing the right things.”

Thicke told us he’s busy finishing his latest album, which last reported was entitled Home. Early on in the auction, The Masked Singer judge stepped on stage and hysterically crooned to the audience in his R&B style to “shut up.” He was auctioning off with Coco Rocha a luxe vacation package from Berkeley Travel and One & Only Aesthesis, eventually won by a gentleman by the name of James Taylor. “I thought it was the other James Taylor, but this guy is still wonderful,” said Thicke.

A signature portion of the four-hour dinner auction is the runway model show with looks from Prada, Miu Miu, LV, Tom Ford, Vivienne Westwood and more. This year’s theme was “Idols,” with models donning the signature styles of Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Bon Jovi, Brittney Spears and more. Longoria auctioned off the 19 looks, which were picked up for €210,000.

This year’s Cannes Film Festival co-poster girl, Geena Davis, was the host of amFAR’s 32nd edition. Davis gave a nice shoutout to the festival’s official Thelma & Louise poster, which has drawn criticism from French gender-parity group Le Collectif 50/50 for “feminism washing” given the fest’s lack of films from female directors (there’s only five out of 22 in competition this year).

Davis, taking the podium at the beginning of the night, spoke about her first time in Cannes in 1991 when Thelma & Louise world premiered, as well as how far amfAR has come.

“At that time there was very little we can do to help our friends and family besides giving them support and giving them love, but now more than 30 years later, it’s a very different story. Extraordinary treatments and options have let people live long and healthy lives, much of that is in part to the groundbreaking research sponsored and pioneered by amfAR,” said the Oscar winner.

The top auctioned item was an Andy Warhol painting of Marilyn Monroe for €2.8 million, followed by the Audemars Piguet x George Condo, Denza and Chopard lot, and the Emily in Paris walk-on-role which at the last minute was turned into a double auction win for two separate bidders at €375,000 apiece.

Robbie Williams brings down the tentHoda Davaine//Getty Images for amfAR

When it came to the music acts, the previous two editions of amfAR galas set a high bar with performances by Cher and the Jonas Brothers in 2024 and Duran Duran last year. Heading into last night, the marquee name was UK hunk Robbie Williams, who rather than end the ceremony provided a cushion to the middle with the ditties “Angels”, “Feel”, “Rock DJ” and “Let Me Entertain You.” The evening was capped off by Swedish singer Zara Larrson.

However, it was the eleventh-hour addition of fourt-time Grammy winner Lizzo in place of TikTok performance artist PinkPantheress. Lizzo went onstage quite early, cocktail in hand, and shining in blue, singing “Don’t Let Me Love You” and “About Damn Time.”

However, it’s the models and their wares who continually steal the amfAR gala more if not equal to the Robin Leach-like personality of vivacious auctioneer Simon de Pury. For the most part, most of them wore gowns that could fit through the revolving door at the Hotel Du Cap onto the grand descending stairway, read few came close to rivaling Skye Hankey’s boa yellow dress last year which provided an elegant challenge for exits and entrances. Below is a glimpse of those who stole the show last night:

Cannes 2026 amfAR Gala With Lizzo, Rami Malek Raises $20 Million

Robbie Williams describes Sheffield's Jon McClure as "the loveliest man in music" after collaboration

The Take That star appears on Reverend And The Makers' new album ‘Is This How Happiness Feels?’

Merging the urgency of the 2000s garage rock revival spearheaded by The Strokes with the northern Britpop sensibilities of Oasis and The Verve, Reverend And The Makers caught the eye for their catchy singles such as Heavyweight Champion Of The World when they burst on to the scene.

Frontman Jon McClure, known as "The Reverend" to his fans has a muscular vocal delivery, which matches the punch of a boxer carrying the title referred to in his most famous song, leading the band to three hit singles and three top 10 records.

Their first single was followed by ‘He Said He Loved Me’, co-written by Arctic Monkeys' Alex Turner and featuring vocals from McClure's wife, keyboardist Laura Manuel, and third single Open Your Window earned the band new fans following its appearance on the video game Fifa 09.

However, the band would struggle to build on their early fame, being looked upon as "landfill indie", sometimes positively by fans of some of the genre's underappreciated bands, although they have managed to maintain a strong cult following.

Robbie Williams teamed up with Sheffield band Reverend and the Makers for their latest album | Errol Edwards & Sam Corum/PA

In the early 2000s it would have seemed unlikely that an indie rock group such as Reverend And The Makers would have ever considered working with Robbie Williams , who was at the time one of mainstream pop's biggest stars.

But now on the band's new album ‘Is This How Happiness Feels?’ they have teamed up for a song called ‘F***** Up’.

"Robbie was a fan of [a] business I've got, called Day Fever, which is like a daytime disco thing, and he'd expressed his admiration for that, and then on Zoe Ball's Instagram, he left a comment on there where he was singing my part of a song that I've done with the Lottery Winners," McClure explains of how the two came together.

"He was like, typing the lyrics to my bit of the song, and so a mutual friend of ours were like, 'you've expressed appreciation for two things lately that are both to do with Jon McClure , you ought to just pal up with him because you'd get on'.

"And then the next thing, I just got a text from... Robbie Williams , and I'm like, 'give over', so we started texting a bit, and then he started FaceTiming me, and then he's like, 'I'm in Switzerland next week, do you want to come over, hang out with me?

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"And I'm like, 'yeah, why not?', so I did, we just stayed up for like three days, just nattering and chatting away, and became pals, and I've just been in touch with him ever since, really.

e to say he's probably the soundest, loveliest man in music, he's just a really gentle, lovely, wise elder, and I really consider him to be a good pal, he's great."

The 44-year-old went on to say the two bonded over being "neuro spicy" because of having ADHD, saying that they both saw it as a "huge advantage" rather than a negative thing.

"I admire what he's achieved in his career," McClure adds, admitting he is not a regular listener to the pop star's tunes.

"I admire him as a performer, and he's wrote some great songs, obviously over years and stuff, and I've always had an awareness and an appreciation for him.

But it's just because he's such a megastar, he's probably not somebody I ever thought was going to appear on my radar, really, and obviously, since I've become pals with him, I went to see his concert, at Co-op Live (in Manchester , and I were like, 'oh my word, he's got like, 25 solid gold bangers'.

"So I've just come to being in his world a bit, and to be around him, and he's just a bloody pleasure to be with, really."

He adds that the song the two recorded together is "about the idea that we all chase this kind of rock and roll dream" but "you're encouraged to go on this mad rollercoaster and all the things that come with drink and drugs", something he says Williams would understand.

"If I never did another drug again, it'd be like too soon," McClure says.

"There's a lyric in it, where Rob sings, 'it's all a laugh 'til someone dies', I know a bunch of people are dead because of this, right? So it stops being funny after that.

"And you think there's no other industry in the world where people would be like encouraged or seen as a positive, especially as it were when Robbie come through in the '90s, or when I came through in the '00s, where it had been viewed as a positive to be like, out of your mind and almost like a negative if you didn't.

"Any other job in the world where you're like, 'yeah, what you need to succeed in this job is a drug addict', like you wouldn't have that in investment banking, would you?"

As well as making a new friend, McClure has also recently seen his brother, Chris, find major fame portraying the comic character of Sunday league football manager Steve Bracknall, having previously been best known as the man on the cover of Arctic Monkeys' debut

"So obviously my brother's Steve Bracknall project, he's like a megastar now with that, and we had a match here, of football, with over half a million people watching online.

"I've been looking after him on business side, this podcast we do for BBC has gone mad, and he's a runaway success."

Reverend and the Makers peforming at Sheffield's Rock N Roll Circus. | Sarah Marshall for National World

McClure himself has also made his own move into football this year, taking up the role of chairman at Northern Counties East League Premier Division side Sheffield FC in his home city, with the team thought to be the world's oldest still playing today.

"I'm the chairman of the world's oldest football club, which is a very heavy responsibility that I take seriously," McClure says proudly.

"Trying to turn around 169 years of slightly dysfunctional activity to make that a success, and I think (I'm) becoming like a wise elder, who was able to operate across a bunch of sectors."

He says that despite his other disputes he still loves his band, which he describes as "a benign dictatorship", adding "it's not like I've got to worry about what everybody else thinks, because on a level, it's my boat".

McClure goes on to say that he is already thinking about a follow-up despite the band's latest record coming out earlier this month, having been inspired by Sheffield.

"I think it's the best city in the world for creativity right now," he explains.

"You only need to look at Self Esteem and Bring Me The Horizon, and Warp Films winning all them Baftas and Oscars with Adolescence, just to know that it's like a vibrant place creatively.

"I could list you so many musical artists who were doing well now in 2026 rather than kind of 2010, 15, 20, years ago, right? That they're doing well today, so it's a very vibrant place, and I feel inspired to live here and be here and looking forward to cracking on really."

Reverend And The Makers' latest album ‘Is This How Happiness Feels?’ is out now, while the band will begin a UK tour this month, including dates at London's Electric Ballroom, Norwich's Adrian Flux Waterfront and Glasgow's TV Studio SWG3.

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