Saw this on the Metro Entertainment TikTok here’s what they said about it:

Denise Welch has gone and blessed us with a Charli XCX-inspired Christmas bop in collaboration with Celebrations. This comes 30 years after her charts debut, with the hopes of going up against Mariah Carey and Kylie Minogue for that Christmas #1 spot.

I mean it’s absolutely abhorrent but I can’t help but Stan

This sounds like an April Fools joke. 😂 I’m here for whatever mess awaits.

Unrelease it.

I saw a couple of comments that made me LOL.

Someone said it’s “The 1945”, “On par with her son’s music tbf” and someone else said “not even the worst artist in her immediate family”

"Blessed us"

I read the title as Slaggy Bells 🤣

Teach me to skim read things

On 26/11/2025 at 08:28, ElectroBoy said:

I read the title as Slaggy Bells 🤣

Teach me to skim read things

Wouldn't be far off as she spends half her time bitching about her son's ex 🤭(but was so far up her backside when they dated for 2 weeks🤭)

Edited November 27, 2025Nov 27 by 777666jason

Oh no.

I believe she charted once with an cover of Cry Me A River.

Did this do anything at all like appart from this announcement I heard zilch

1 hour ago, 777666jason said:

Did this do anything at all like appart from this announcement I heard zilch

No.