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Maybe they misunderstood the message ....................

 

 

Maybe the world is about to end for The Saturdays & the scientists (or their record company) are going to send them into a black hole, as their debut single has done rather poorly & both the Sugababes and Girls Aloud have announced new album releases in the last 48 hours for the last quarter of the year? :lol:

Well in the US they're only halfway through the day so there's time for them to destroy the world yet :P
Well in the US they're only halfway through the day so there's time for them to destroy the world yet :P

 

All I have to say is shout LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!!! :D

 

REM - It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

 

OK sing along now...........

 

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.

Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height.

Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.

Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.

Look at that low playing! Fine, then.

Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.

Save yourself, serve yourself.

World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right.

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

 

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

 

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.

Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.

Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.

Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.

Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.

Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.

Renegade steer clear!

A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies.

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

 

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

 

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide.

Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.

Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!

You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

 

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone?

It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine...

 

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone?

It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine...

 

 

Maybe the world is about to end for The Saturdays & the scientists (or their record company) are going to send them into a black hole,

 

Wish someone would.... :lol:

 

it doesn't reach full power until September 10th :lol:

 

Plus did anyone's lights dim or flicker for a second last night? :lol:

don't believe anything about this garbage its rubbish

I like the semantic field of 'waste' here :lol:

it doesn't reach full power until September 10th :lol:

 

Plus did anyone's lights dim or flicker for a second last night? :lol:

 

It did for me - f***ed up the clock on my microwave and everything.

 

Maybe that explains why the answer machine had no messages this morning: I know there was one on Friday (I had left it on there so I could deal with it today, since I got it at 5.28pm).

  • 4 weeks later...
SCIENTISTS are trying to stop the most powerful experiment ever – saying the black holes it will create could destroy the world.

Dubbed by some the Doomsday test, it will be carried out next week in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), located 300ft underground near the French-Swiss border.

 

The machine is 17 miles long and cost £4.4billion to create.

 

When its switch is pulled on September 10, this atom-smasher will become a virtual time machine, revealing what happened when the universe came into existence 14 billion years ago.

 

New particles of matter are expected to be discovered, new dimensions found beyond the four known, as scientists re-create conditions in the first BILLIONTHS of a second after the Big Bang.

 

 

 

The atom smasher ... the 17-mile-long machine that some fear will destroy our planet

Experts even predict that millions of tiny black holes will be produced — baby brothers of the monsters gobbling up dust and stars at the heart of the galaxies.

 

Secrets

That is why boffins are now trying to stop the project with a last-ditch challenge in the courts.

 

They fear the LHC experimenters are tinkering with the unknown and putting mankind — and our whole planet — at risk.

 

The group responsible for the experiment, the European Nuclear Research Centre (CERN), says that these mini black holes will vanish as quickly as they are created.

 

But the anti-CERN brigade accuse the scientists of playing God, warning that no one can guarantee that the black holes will not survive, rapidly growing in size to suck the Earth out of existence in an instant.

 

But CERN, which includes several UK scientists, say their work is vital to unlock the secrets of matter that forms everything known in the universe.

 

In the experiment, atomic particles will be fired in opposite directions along the 17-mile long underground ring — the length of the Circle Line on the London Underground.

 

They will travel so fast that they make 11,245 trips around the tunnel every SECOND.

 

From the collisions, boffins expect to discover a fundamental bit of the atom, called the Higgs boson, that is expected to exist but which has never been seen.

 

 

Professor Otto Rossler, from the Eberhard Karls University of Tubingen in Germany, is one of the scientists mounting the legal challenge at the European Court of Human Rights against 20 countries which are funding the project.

 

 

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He said: “It is quite plausible that these little black holes will survive and will grow and eat the planet from the inside out.”

 

A CERN spokesman said: “It will not be producing anything that does not already happen routinely in nature.”

 

from The Sun.

He said: “It is quite plausible that these little black holes will survive and will grow and eat the planet from the inside out.”

 

A CERN spokesman said: “It will not be producing anything that does not already happen routinely in nature.”

 

Has anyone ever seen little black holes eating any planets recently? :huh: :P

It's rubbish anyway! It's most likely that these holes will just open, and quickly die/fade out.

Note - Paddy Power are offering odds of 50,000/1 on this destroying the world.

 

How any successful punters will get their winnings is, as yet, unknown.

 

(Mind you, there is one good thing - if you bet everything and lose, it's not the end of the world.)

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