Janelle gives free performance to struggling Juranis

 

Janelle continued her long-running promotional tour with a visit to Juranabaijan, currently struggling under the burden of increasing debts and spiralling inflation, and in a popular gesture offered a free performance of 'Many Moons' to a maudlin crowd outside the St. Juranamo International Airport. Although her performance of 'Many Moons' was warmly received, a few members of the crowd heckled Janelle, screaming 'Don't give us free tickets, give us food!', although Jurani security escorted these members of the audience away to an unspecified room where they were 'dealt with'. Janelle later compounded the gesture by offering a free meal to all audience members, although by this point the damage had been done and the scared audience mobbed the security men. Janelle was later quoted as saying 'It's so disappointing that it had to end this way...but at least I managed to brighten their lives for a couple of minutes. It's really quite tragic what's happening here in Juranabaijan, it was inevitable really. I just hope KFC can get the Juranis back on their feet.'

 

LOL, poor Juranabijan. We'll give you some free Cookie CD's for free.

The majority of Juranamese persons thank you for the free music Kopecka and Lorikeet. :)

 

Jurani security escorted these members of the audience away to an unspecified room where they were 'dealt with'

 

:rofl: They sure were :P

Metro Station Fail To Qualify For BJSCXI

 

Metro Station fit into CSS' shoes. The song Shake It proved to have the exact same shoe size as Jager Yoga as it once again failed to qualify by a millimeter. Last time, Jager Yaga finished 14th (with the same number of points as Battle by Colbie Caillat in 13th). This year Metro Station raked up 55 points in a closely fought Semi Final 1. Semi Final 2 was however, far less competitive. Only 3 songs in Semi Final would not have qualified in Semi 2. Shake It took in the highest number of points of all the Semi Finalists to be knocked out, dragging in 55 - which we think is a record for a Semi Finalist (citation needed).

 

Now, all recourses are going into the selection of the BuzzJack Song Contest 12 participant in 2 BJ Years time. Next BJ year see the Best Of The BuzzJack Song Contest take place, of which Maroon 5 & Rihanna, and The Script will be hoping to win a place in.

:o KFC officially take over Juranabaijan in THREE days!!! This flag has leaked :o

 

http://www.freewebs.com/juranamo/photos/KFCJuranabaijansmall.jpg

 

JBC and Juranexpress will be at lhe LIVE takeover...eeeek :cheer:

Cookie Donate To Juranabijan

 

Lorikeet's entrant Cookie are now donating all sales from the re-realese of 2006 single Do It Again to Juranabaijan who have recently suffered financial problems. The single has so far sold 77,000 in home nation Lorikeet.

Oh my :o

 

We seriously thank Lorikeet and Cookie for this kind donation :) Do It Again will be in Juranamese record shops from tomorrow onwards as well :) (with backwards donations going to Lorikeet for being so kind...though few can afford to purchace music in Juranabaijan :lol: But every little helps i suppose :P)

Oh yeah, didnt think of that. Lorikeet arent a clever nation, bottom of the Buzzjack acadamic tables :(

Oct 21st : Juranabaijan

 

Nonsuch BJSC entry a former Canadian top 3 hit by rock singer Suzie McNeil arrives in the country to perform her song Lonely her 5th & final realease from her debut 2007 album Broken & Beautiful which gave her the biggest hit single from the album; and her new single to be released in Canada from her forthcoming 2nd album Rock-n-Roller.

 

 

Suzie McNeil - Lonely (Are You Coming Home?)

 

Suzie McNeil - Lets Go

Juranabaijan: Select 12

 

Yes...that's right we are now finding our way through the difficult task of choosing our entry for the 12th BuzzJack Song Contest after the flop of Metro Station, who narrowly missed the final with their song 'Shake It'.

Who will be included you say??? No names are going to be revealed but here are some vague information about some of the artists:

 

One act is peforming a Christmas song from the 70s

One artist appeared on the UK series of The X Factor

One act found his roots in Garage music, moving onto a more dance based RnB

One act is from the USA

The last artist is a UK based Alternative act with a song that was featured on a video game of the 90s

 

The listing will be announce in the next half hour :cheer:

The first act is none other than UK sensation Craig David looking forward to representing Juranabaijan with his latest offering 'Insomnia'.

 

Craig David started doing vocals for a few tracks with garage act Artful Dodger, of which the song "Rewind", released off the Artful Dodger album It's All About the Stragglers, hit #2 on the UK charts in 2000, thus paving the way for a solo career. His first single, "Fill Me In", made him the youngest solo male artist ever to reach #1 in the UK (he was 19 at the time). This was the first of a string of four Top 10 singles from his debut album Born To Do It which eventually sold more than 7 million units worldwide earning multi-platinum status in more than 20 countries. "Insomnia" is the lead single from Craig David's "Greatest Hits" album. The song was produced by Jim Beanz from. Timbaland productions, "Insomnia" is a hot dance track with hard bassline beats. The single will be released on November 17th in digital and physical format, a week ahead of the Greatest Hits album.

 

Edited November 16, 200816 yr by super juranamo

We are also planning on sending Paris Hilton with the hilariously cheesy 'Paris For President'.

 

Hilton founded Heiress Records, a sub-label of Warner Bros. Records, in 2004 and released her self-titled debut album, Paris, under that label on August 22, 2006. Although the album reached number six on the Billboard 200 for a week, its total sales volume has been low. Allmusic commented that the album was "more fun than anything released by Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson, and a lot fresher, too." On the whole, critical reception was mixed. Hilton stated that she finished working on the album and that it will be released "in the next couple of weeks". A second song "Paris For President" was released along with a music video late October 2008.

 

Select 12 Abandoned...Feeder Move In

 

The Juranabaijan BuzzJack Song Contest Comittee have announced that their national final for the 12th BuzzJack Song Contest has folded. They decided against using the previously unsuccessful method whereby Metro Station failed to qualify for BJSC11. Instead they have chosen to send Juranabaijan's biggest selling act - Feeder - who will be performing 'Sweet 16' off of their debut chart eligable EP. When asked to comment, Taka Hirose (Bassist) said "It is such a joy to be representing such an amazing nation in such an amazing contest. We hope to at least lift off bottom place but it's the participation that counts. Shake It is still doing well in the Juranamese charts as is Sweet 16 [which recieved recharged interest as a result of a Juranamese advert] and our last single Tracing Lines. We have chosen to perform Sweet 16 as we feel it is possibly our best material and think that everyone deserves the joy of listening to it. If you think about it, Juranabaijan could have sent Same Difference *sniggers*".

 

Feeder will embark on a small tour around various countries in the BuzzJack world. Dates will be released later on.

Edited November 24, 200816 yr by juranamo deluxe

Inner Massivia's "Some Kind Of Fool Tour" hits Juranabaijan

 

On the second day of their "Some Kind Of Fool" tour, Inner Massivia were delighted to visit to the friendliest of nations, Juranabaijan for an evening gig in St Juranamo.

 

First up was our entry into this month's XIIth contest, Leona Lewis with her collaboration with MC Anon, Fool:

 

 

Leona walks across the stage as brings on her all time favourite artist, Mr David Bowie:

 

 

As the legend leaves the stage, Pendulum appear with something a little bit extra special:

 

 

As the applause dies down the spotlight picks out Alesha Dixon and an acoustic guitarist walking on from stage left:

 

 

After that stunning performance Alesha leaves and Leona returns to the stage for the last time:

 

 

Inner Massivia would like to pass on their thanks to Juranabaijan for hosting the third concert of the tour. You have been brilliant hosts. Good luck in the competition!

Edited November 26, 200816 yr by 6weeksatnumber7

Cool performance :D

 

EXCLUSIVE!!!

 

Feeder have just released the YouTube video for their BuzzJack song contest entry, 'Sweet 16'. Grant commented saying that, "Whilst we doubt we stand a chance of making the final in this edition of the BuzzJack Song Contest. At lease we can perform safe in the knowledge that the Juranamese people like our song and that Mayor Juranamo LOVES it!!!"

 

Footage from the film 'Disturbia'

 

Sweet Tour

Feeder have anounced dates for their fourthcoming Sweet Tour around the BuzzJack World:

 

Friday 28th: Juranabaijan/Juranabaijan

Saturday 29th: Kathaldazia/Torchwood

Sunday 30th: Ojnoj/Mdice

Monday 1st: Bokia/FNR Tinnmark

Tuesday 2nd: United States of Russiatron/Nonsuch

Wednesday 3rd: NO DATES SCHEDULED

Thursday 4th: NO DATES SCHEDULED

Friday 5th: Kylienips/Dalisska

Saturday 6th: Sangria/FSR Rontvia

Sunday 7th: FNT Nickodonia/JRK-off

Monday 8th: Quotosibb/Herzebania

Tuesday 9th: MKL/Ineer Massivia

Wednesday 10th (my birthday): Ashton/Lorikeet

Thursday 11th: Kingdom of Shadow/Bhangra

Friday 12th: Kopecka/Eledan

Saturday 13th: Eledan/Eledan

Sunday 14th: REST/Eledan (Final?)

Edited November 27, 200816 yr by juranamo deluxe

Great entry ^_^ .

http://www.freewebs.com/juranamo/photos/feederbjsc.jpg

3rd December: Appearance on Loose Lingerie FSR RONTVIA
5th December: Appearence on The Heidke Report DALISSKA
6th December: Appearence on Afternoon Ca-mo-mille Tea KOPECKA
8th December: Appearence on Afternoon Avec Amelle ASHTON
10th December: Appearence on Strictly Come Saving & Juranamo's Birthday Bash LORIKEET

Please let me know if your promo date has been missed off (includineg touring performances)

Edited December 4, 200816 yr by juranamo deluxe

First stop of the day, Lisa Mitchell arrives at Juranabaijan, with her highly infectious track Neopolitan Dreams

 

 

 

YAY - 1000/1

 

Juranamese officials are said to be ecstatic that Feeder have qualified for the finals of the 12th BuzzJackAnnual BuzzJack Song Contest in Eledan. This is the first time that Juranabaijan have qualified since the 9th contest on Nonsuch. Juranabaijan's success in the BuzzJack song contest has not been particularly amazing, to say the leaset. Their highest placing was in BuzzJack Song Contest 7, Juranabaijan's debutant contest (back when the countries name was Juranaland), sending Maroon 5 & Rihanna. Since the name change - between BuzzJack Song Contest 7 & 9, where they did not participate due to the NCSP - Juranabaijan has recieved flop after flop after flop; with only The Script in BuzzJack Song Contest 9 qualifying, coming a dismal 24th overall. Feeder hope to bring Juranabaijan their first hit, though this looks highly unlikely. The latest odds place Juranabaijan at the bottom of the leaderboard on 1000/1 - double that of their nearest rival. Juranabaijan can just be happy that they at least managed to qualify this time round, and Juranexpress wish the huge luck for the contest next weekend.

 

The J Factor

 

People from all over the BuzzJack World are urgently being asked to sign up for the brand new TV show - The J Factor - to be produced and funded by KFC, and broadcasted on JBC and various other BuzzJack World countrie's networks. Auditions will take place from the 28th of December. More details to come later.

 

Also, as soon as competition dates are finalised, countries may sign up for promotional slots on the TV programmes.

Nonsuch BJSC XII entry: Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive

 

 

Swedish singer songwriter Lisa arrives in Juranabaijan to perform her atmospheric (think the Corrs meets Coldplay) entry for Nonsuch at the 12th BJSC as part of her whistle stop world tour.

 

She also performs one of her earliest more indie rock sounding native Swedish hits from 2001:

 

Lisa Miskovsky - Driving One Of Your Cars