I hate you all! :(

16% of my posts in the Lounge is lower than I thought. Thanks Andre, though the less said about odd shaped cheese posts in 2006 the better.

THE FINAL RESULTS [AT LAST YEY.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Josh 11075 (23.2%)

http://www.skotcher.com/wallpapers/6/59/wallpaper-anastacia-2618.jpg

 

Josh, or ‘Seasons Change’ as he was once dubiously named, was everything Lee Wallace wishes he could be and MORE. Obsessing over a failing star (in this case, Anastacia) with dedication that’d make any Saturdays fan jealous, Josh spent his first couple of years on Cool Clarity and Buzzjack playing the role of “loony brat” – causing arguments and displaying an alarming resistance to attend English classes whilst furiously quoting Left Outside Alone lyrics left, right and centre in hope that his favourite popstar would one day make a comeback. Fortunately for Josh, when Anastacia did make her “triumphant” return alongside LuLu and Chaka Khan on THAT monstrosity of a tour, he had grown up, moved on and discovered proper music – and he’s been acceptable ever since.

 

Which means the biggest Lounge poster of ALL-TIME is rather predictably perhaps....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Tirrun 18937 (37%)

http://www.cagetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-hitler.jpg

 

These days everybody is so accustomed to seeing our Tirrun (pronounced ‘Tyrone’, ‘Fuhrer’ or 'Dave') running amok around the Lounge making premature announcements, amusing threads and questionable statements that it’s difficult to remember a time where everybody thought he was nothing more than an annoying little prat, but ALAS, they did. There is a reason that our favourite Tory is such a believer in THE PROPHECY and that is because he is the PERFECT example of a member nobody ever really LIKED becoming powerful, popular and political over the course of a few Buzzjack years. Whilst nobody else in my memory has ever gone from being so awful to so popular in such a short period of time, Tirrun should remain an idol and icon to all iLoons and r*t**** who think that obsessing over a faded androgynous popstar is a barrier to becoming a Buzzjack legend. Whereas Prince was in fast decline back in OHSIX despite Tirrun’s efforts, his biggest fan soared in popularity (by internet standards), giving precious hope to Saturdays, Pixie Lott and Madonna fans everywhere. (But DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH Lee.)

 

And that brings an END to this gigantic countdown. PHEEEW.

The Full Top 100

 

1. Tirrun 18937 (37%)

2. Josh 11075 (23.2%)

3. Jester 10262 (16.1%)

4. David 10243 (29.1%)

5. Slick 10211 (22.9%)

6. Kelly 9035 (25.5%)

7. Jark 8614 (17.1%)

8. Pavel 8529 (21.4%)

9. Tim Barnes/Craig 8439 (45.3%)

10. Chris. 7782 (38.7%)

11. Tyler 7684 (23.8%)

12. GrAmii 6849 (28.7%)

13. Grandwicky 6749 (32.5%)

14. Silas 6662 (19.3%)

15. Gary 6651 (33.7%)

16. Mart!n 6548 (7%)

17. Ryan 6217 (22.3%)

18. Shoat 5708 (40%)

19. Cassidy 5705 (39.7%)

20. Rooney 5634 (19.8%)

21. Silver Rocket 5445 (14%)

22. Jake 4941 (38%)

23. Simon. 4739 (10.5%)

24. Jack 4669 (17.9%)

25. Matt Aloud 4325 (29.5%)

26. JamesP 4290 (23.9%)

27. Regina 4273 (10.5%)

28. gooddelta 4061 (7.2%)

29. Liаm 3968 (22%)

30. Ricky 3925 (13.5%)

31. The Royston Poisoner 3740 (52%)

32. AaronTM 3637 (15.6%)

33. RabbitFurCoat 3463 (17.8%)

34. Harve 3358 (31%)

35. Joao. 3346 (19.4%)

36. Jonjo 3329 (8%)

37. Mark (his first incarnation) 3267

38. Y!kes 3107 (17.9%)

39. Callum 3031 (61.8%)

40. *Trouble* 2969(10.6%)

41. La La Land 2930 (34.7%)

42. Spiral 2886 (50.7%)

43. Alias 2885 (39%)

44. Bray 2779 (7.7%)

45. Disposable Hero/John 2748 (49%)

46. JonieWonie 2699 (29.3%)

47. Jacky boy 2614 (37.7%)

48. TheFletch 2518 (48.1%)

49. Kiseki/Matty 2426 (25.6%)

50. Shelli Louise Po 2393 (52.2%)

51. tonyttt31 2378 (35.9%)

52. Kath 2377 18,866 (12.6%)

53. Jimmie 2330 (43.5%)

54. Dandy* 2263 (27.7%)

55. Suedehead2 2242 (20.6%)

56. Chemical_Halo 2238(58%)

57. SlimJim 2212 (17.9%)

58. Cremey 2096 (16.4%)

59. Medicated Soap 2096 (22.4%)

60. tigerboy 2075 (12.9%)

61. Johnny 2044 (21.3%)

62. Sabrewulf 2039 (24.7%)

63. thisispop 2022 (5.1%)

64. C.W 2020 (15.5%)

65. THEO. 2015 (11.9%)

66. On Your Shore 2014 (5.4%)

67. Aled. 2007 (7.3%)

68. Suus 1991 (4.6%)

69. Common Sense 1971 (33.3%)

70. Davi!dObow!3 1949 (24%)

71. ChopStick 1946 (37.4%)

72. ICR 1892 (14.1%)

73. Jáhq 1888 (16.9%)

74. Casey__ 1876 (28%)

75. ROBOT 1854 (10.7%)

76. Irena 1851 (8.2%)

77. Chris_2k11 1842 (23.3%)

78. Matt. 1787(29%)

79. FM11 1757 (12%)

80. Osiris 1753 (7.6%)

81. *Ben* 1736 (4%)

82. Tom Kay 1727 (4.6%)

83. De Niro/Scotty 1671 (4.9%)

84. Frank! 1670 (7.9%)

85. Mushymanrob 1649 (10%)

86. Johnkm 1628 (22.2%)

87. TeresaBloom 1605 (25.6%)

88. John Esteban 1559 (10.2%)

89. Hayzayy/Bertie 1535 (12.5%)

90. Jonny 1526 (14.1%)

91. Mayte 1506 (5.7%)

92. Charis 1490 (32.2%)

93. Jupiter9 1483 (3.7%)

94. Nightcrawler 1482 (35.9%)

95. nickthenoodle 1430 (19.7%)

96. dannjohn3 1384 (10.2%)

97. GRIMLY FIENDISH 1370 (7.4%)

98. Juranamo 1356 (27.9%)

99. Mattias 1327 (48.7%)

100. Mikal 1310 (13.1%)

2. Josh 11075 (23.2%)

I heard Anastacia will appear on GLEE!

I heard Anastacia will appear on GLEE!

HA! I had forgotten about that. OH JOSH.

Unfortunately for TyTy, these days he is best known as a bit of a one-trick pony rather than as the strong, independent woman he was in his peak. He can be found in the Britney forum where he spends 23 hours a day sacrificing cheetos.

 

 

Look Bubbles, go back to your habitat.

 

 

http://www.britneyboards.org/images/smilies/conflict/talktothehand.gif

15-11

 

14. Silas 6662 (19.3%)

http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/parrish_hunter/images/hunter_parrish_6_jpg.jpg

 

Silas' world is one full of hate, anger and vitriol for anything that DARE inconvenience him - be it traffic lights, kilts, Sugababes 4.0 fans, overly-defensive closeted homosexuals, the Scottish National Anthem or Dundee. It is not uncommon to venture into a seemingly-ordinary thread and see Phil vomiting up hateful essays about minor problems with his day, at the expense of any member who dare question him. A huge fan of Scotland and (I believe, though I'm not entirely sure since he doesn't often mention it) Australia, it is interesting to note that Buzzjack's most fiercely heterosexual member, who likes girls and pictures of girls and always talks about girls whenever girls are mentioned because he likes girls (HONEST), presumably named himself after the scrumptious Hunter Parrish (pictured) who plays Silas in Weeds.

ACTUAL LOL.

 

 

Didn't expect to be quite this high, although if I've only managed 20% of my posts here I dread to think how many posts I have in BJSC.

Which means the biggest Lounge poster of ALL-TIME is rather predictably perhaps....

1. Tirrun 18937 (37%)

http://www.cagetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-hitler.jpg

 

These days everybody is so accustomed to seeing our Tirrun (pronounced ‘Tyrone’, ‘Fuhrer’ or 'Dave') running amok around the Lounge making premature announcements, amusing threads and questionable statements that it’s difficult to remember a time where everybody thought he was nothing more than an annoying little prat, but ALAS, they did. There is a reason that our favourite Tory is such a believer in THE PROPHECY and that is because he is the PERFECT example of a member nobody ever really LIKED becoming powerful, popular and political over the course of a few Buzzjack years. Whilst nobody else in my memory has ever gone from being so awful to so popular in such a short period of time, Tirrun should remain an idol and icon to all iLoons and r*t**** who think that obsessing over a faded androgynous popstar is a barrier to becoming a Buzzjack legend. Whereas Prince was in fast decline back in OHSIX despite Tirrun’s efforts, his biggest fan soared in popularity (by internet standards), giving precious hope to Saturdays, Pixie Lott and Madonna fans everywhere. (But DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH Lee.)

 

And that brings an END to this gigantic countdown. PHEEEW.

Well THIS IS A SURPRISE ~

 

OMG at nigh on 19000 though. DISGUSTING. I may have to delete myself with immediate effect (REN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THE LOVECHART RESULTS)

The gap between Tyrren and Josh is ridiculous. I feel like I post in here all the time and he's SEVENTEEN THOUSAND ahead of me. Jeez.

Tyron has no life outside of buzzjack... besides cheap wine. :D

Tyron does seem to post almost exclusively in the Lounge so it's no surprise. That gap though :o

 

Thanks for doing this Slick, it's been HILARIOUS from start to finish, one of the best threads in a loooong time! Aside from the Mattwithdot breakdown in the middle, but that can't be helped :P

The gap between Tyrren and Josh is ridiculous. I feel like I post in here all the time and he's SEVENTEEN THOUSAND ahead of me. Jeez.

 

It constantly surprises me how many posts so many people have made. I don't even have 3000 posts throughout the whole site, even though I do feel like I post quite a lot. Some of the numbers are just crazy when you compare with how many posts I have!

Luckily I've spread my posts over so many different sites over the years I never appear THAT bad!

 

Superb countdown Slick, great idea and fantastic commentary! :D

The gap between Tyrren and Josh is ridiculous. I feel like I post in here all the time and he's SEVENTEEN THOUSAND ahead of me. Jeez.

In fairness I have got about five years advantage over you! About two thirds of those will be from before 2010...

I just saw my description, how demeaning. :o

 

I secretly loved it though, of course.

Can we get one of these for the chart forum?

 

I'd be interesting in seeing just how many people I've never heard of that have racked up about 10,000 posts somehow. Obviously just a list would suffice, I suspect even Slick would struggle to make interesting commentary for that one.

Thank you for the kind comments.

 

I just saw my description, how demeaning. :o

 

I secretly loved it though, of course.

Of COURSE you did (that is referring to the bit in white, obviously.)

 

Can we get one of these for the chart forum?

 

I'd be interesting in seeing just how many people I've never heard of that have racked up about 10,000 posts somehow. Obviously just a list would suffice, I suspect even Slick would struggle to make interesting commentary for that one.

I will ask Phil if he can rustle us up a list. That'll be the only thing Mikey's ever likely to win post-2007 I reckon.

For the chart one would it be possible to also include the sub-forum archives? That's an additional 3000+ topics and 80000+ posts which have all been moved from the Chart Forum which equates to over 10% of it.

For the chart one would it be possible to also include the sub-forum archives? That's an additional 3000+ topics and 80000+ posts which have all been moved from the Chart Forum which equates to over 10% of it.

Noted! A very good point Mr Coat. I remember that doing the query for the Lounge was difficult enough so Phil may just refuse on principal, but we shall see.