I have only heard of Gemma Collins from that bunch. Who even are the rest? :unsure: :lol:

I have only heard of Gemma Collins from that bunch. Who even are the rest? :unsure: :lol:

The guy with an afro off Diversity, Carmel off Hollyoaks, a TV presenter and Gary off Eastenders :lol:

That was terrible. :lol: Jo Brand and Gemma Collins were hilarious, but if this gets commissioned for a third series there's honestly no hope.

I just think this show is so pointless.... Things like dancing, ice skating and cooking I can understand but diving just has no point being on at a prime time with such a pretence around it. Dancing, skating or cooking last a while but diving is just like a second or two in the air and that's it. I'm not denying it takes skill, bravery, time and dedication but it just doesn't need a prime time show that lasts 90-120 minutes or however long :/

This show brings attention to aquatics, an area of sport that is very overlooked and under appreciated in the UK. I will support anything that shines a light on aquatics.

UK TV Ratings ‏@TVRatingsUK 27s

#Splash! returned last night with 4.96m/21.2%, lower than any rating during last year's series.

 

This is definitely gone after Series 2.

Heat 2

Keith Duffy (Boyzone singer)

Martin Offiah (rugby player)

Anna Williamson (TV presenter/Digital Spy columnist)

Paul Ross (journalist)

Toyah Wilcox (singer)

 

Heat 3

Danielle Lloyd (model)

Patrick Monahan (comedian)

Penny Mordaunt (Portsmouth MP)

Dan Osbourne (TOWIE star)

Paul Young (singer)

 

Heat 4

Pollyanna Woodward (Gadget Show presenter)

Jenny Eclair (comedienne)

Una Foden (The Saturdays singer)

Austin Healey (rugby player)

TBA

The only interesting people on are Dan and Una. So I doubt I'll be watching this week.

Looking at heat 4, I think Una will struggle to finish top 2 with Jenny and Austin also in her heat, unless she does an amazing dive and finishes top with the judges.

AUSTIN HEALY :wub: Not that i've been watching this show.

 

Is Tom Daley in his speedos the whole episode?

AUSTIN HEALY :wub: Not that i've been watching this show.

 

Is Tom Daley in his speedos the whole episode?

I tried that last series, he puts his clothes on after his dive (if he dives, he didn't every show iirc) :(

 

Didn't watch last week as I was out, and as The Voice is back I shan't watch the next ones as they'll probably clash. I'm sure fmforums won't let us down on that front though :P

I tried that last series, he puts his clothes on after his dive (if he dives, he didn't every show iirc) :(

 

Didn't watch last week as I was out, and as The Voice is back I shan't watch the next ones as they'll probably clash. I'm sure fmforums won't let us down on that front though :P

 

Oh god Tom Daley just has to post any picture and it's on FMForums like 2 seconds later.

 

 

Poor Martin Offiah, he was petrified! His scream as he left the board... :lol:

 

Patiently waiting for next week's heat featuring Dan Osborne. :kink:

I will support anything that shines a light on aquatics.

;)

 

this show is fabulous for ridiculous the pretence is. A comedienne judging a digital spy (!!!) commentator on the quality of her diving with mincey tom looking after proceedings.

 

making more of a mockery of aquatics as opposed to anything else

Patiently waiting for next week's heat featuring Dan Osborne. :kink:

:kink: Me and you both.