February 8, 201213 yr Queen China is making her way to eledan to apologies. She has also planned to invent a milk free milkshake just for the people of kluminician republic. :) Why thank you! :D We shall place a sample shipping pre-order so that the Kluminicans can take advantage of this newly discovered technology ASAP. P.S. We still want ya land! :arrr:
February 8, 201213 yr ECIA (Eledanese CIA) has just received intel that Queen China will not be making her appearance in Eledan and this was fabricated in order to make Eledan look the other way while Budtarian terrorists residing in Kopecka or Espen will try to attack.
February 8, 201213 yr P.S. We still want ya land! :arrr: Are land is full of pollution and infertile soil.
February 8, 201213 yr Pavel, why are you lowering yourself to this? Because I don't have anything else I want to do right now! Plus it's kind of fun. :D
February 8, 201213 yr Eledan have plans for Budtar! After the conflict between the two nation, president of Eledan, Kristen LaBell, officially stated that "when we finally take over [budtar], as the punishment, Hunger Games will take place there. From each Budtarian district one boy and one girl will be chosen to fight against each other until there's only one left." eledan.ll/news Edited February 8, 201213 yr by Ljósið
February 8, 201213 yr 400,000 troops are making their way to eledan now. We hope this will distract you from attacking Budtar for a few days until Queen China finishes her Budtar tour.
February 8, 201213 yr Breaking news King Spongebob Kicked off throne! In the last couple of minutes King Spongebob has been kicked off the throne after failure to cope with the recent war. While Queen Freddy went though Budtar territory to try to bring peace between our two countries, Spongebob sat on his throne all day watching cartoons, as a result of this King Spongebob has now been kicked off the throne. Now Freddie Mercury has been placed as King while the Queen has yet to be named. More on this breaking news shortly. Edited February 8, 201213 yr by ramseydawson
February 8, 201213 yr Queen China dead BREAKING NEWS! 10 minutes ago, Queen China of Budtar OD'd while having unprotected sex with her 60-year old servant-sex slave. Several attempts of reviving The Queen, made by the promptly arrived emergency, were unsuccessful. Nation of Budtar is in deep shock. Funeral is scheduled to take place in 2 days. eledan.ll/news Edited February 8, 201213 yr by Ljósið
February 8, 201213 yr Daehun calls the BuzzJack United Nation to seek help Admist of all the fighting occurring, Daehun, a Less Economically Developed Country, has requested the United Nations for some protection from Eledan's world domination scheme. All troops are now on high alert throughout the borders of the country with extra protection on the island of Gyesang in case of an attack from water. All tourists are to be requested to leave the country until further notice and those acting suspicious are to be questioned. cr: DaeNews Edited February 8, 201213 yr by Oricon
February 8, 201213 yr As a result of Hogan-burg Republic and Budtar being good friends now , also since all of the Hogan-burg Republic citizens were big fans of Queen China so we have decided to attack Eledan. Edited February 8, 201213 yr by ramseydawson
February 8, 201213 yr Tonight Queen China Wasn't Unstoppable China Anne McClain was a singer a queen and an actor but tonight she was found dead in her home in beema city. She died due to drug overdose about 20 minutes ago. Over 20 people have commited suicide due to the Queens Death. Edited February 8, 201213 yr by Jack500
February 8, 201213 yr Tonight Queen China Wasn't Unstoppable China Anne McClain was a singer a queen and an actor but tonight she was found dead in her home in beema city. She died due to drug overdose about 20 minutes ago. Over 20 people have commited suicide due to the Queens Death. Hogan-burg republic have promised to help Budtar as they recover from the tragic loss of their Queen.
February 8, 201213 yr Eledan news site hijacked We've been informed that Eledan.ll/news was hijacked by cyber-terrorists of unknown origin. Kristen LaBell has this to say: "There will be no Hunger Games. In fact Eledan don't want to have anything to do with Budtar. Queen China was my friend before she started to use drugs. Sorry for your loss, nation of Budtar. And I would also like to state that Eledan have no plans to have conflicts with, let alone attack, any country." President also added: "We are of peace. Always." eledan.ll/news
February 8, 201213 yr New Queen to be announced The new Queen of Hogan-burg Republic shall be announced tommorow in the centre of Dawson City at around 8pm. Edited February 8, 201213 yr by ramseydawson
February 8, 201213 yr New Queen to be announced The new Queen of Hogan-burg Republic shall be announced tommorow in the centre of Dawson City at around 8pm. Any hints as to who the newest Queen of your country will be?
February 8, 201213 yr Any hints as to who the newest Queen of your country will be? She is a singer and daughter of a famous wrestler.
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