ALL OSTRICHES WELCOME IN N DNTN

Ingrian people weep about the former Persephonia Dnqing but we still don't claim any birds as a part of government and happily claim them only as a part of our lunch. Tasty lunch though!

Edited October 13, 201311 yr by Arrs

Umiiruka Blames Ostrich Fallout on Paris Shock

 

As Umiiruka deals with failing to qualify for the 7th time this year, the country has began to dissect the reasons for the failing of 'Drunk Text', which had been odds on favourite to win with Umiirukan bookmakers. The blame has fallen on the recent creation of the Land of Ostriches and Umiiruka's part in that. The avian menace that Umiiruka unleashed after accidentally sending a ship of ostriches to Persephonia has irritated many a country and experts say new-found racism towards Umiiruka caused people not to vote for 'Drunk Text'. Paris Hilton, upon being asked her thoughts on DNQing for her country, stated "For me this song is so catchy and fun".

Zosimus believed to have left Caerfyrddia

 

It has been reported that Salim Zosimus, the deposed president of Persephonia, has exited Caerfyrddia (in which he has been exiled since the ostrich uprising in Persephonia) and may be on a plane heading to Santryan International Airport in the Federal Republic of Ashton.

 

This has further fuelled rumours that Zosimus may be about to authorise military action against the ostrich overlords, as the Federal Republic have already stated they would support such intervention. A press release is expected tomorrow from Zosimus and his political party, the Carellisian People's Congress.

 

The ostriches remain silent on the matter but anti-ostrich sentiment in the country has ramped up significantly since it was announced that the country's latest BJSC entry had failed to qualify for the final.

AQUAFINA'S REACTION TO ASHTON DNQ

 

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Ashton and Persephonia hold talks in Morpeth Cove

 

The Federal Republic has today confirmed that President Zosimus of Persephonia arrived in the early hours of the morning into Santryan International Airport. The Royal Jet was waiting with Emperor Silas aboard to fly President Zosimus to City of Morpeth Private Airport.

 

The two leaders have been discussing closer links between the two economies beyond removing the current vermin infestation of Persephonia.

 

Ashton's market leading and flagship Airline Group, Air Ashton, has announced that it will launch Ashton's first ever commercial flights from the Federal Republic to Persephonia. Daily flights are expected to depart from Ashton International, Morpeth Cove International, Santryan, City of Holdsvale, New England Harbour, Sjan Tivor, Sjan Montrié, Trén Sania, Néú Oslo and Mon Triejn Airports. The news has been well received within Ashton and Air Ashton's rivals, the Qantash Group and the Federal Airlines Group, are expected to announce similar plans within the next couple of days. Qantash are expected to announce two flights per day from Morpeth Cove to Carellis.

 

Source: Ashton Times

AQUAFINA'S REACTION TO ASHTON DNQ

 

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Confirmation: Zosimus approves research into anti-ostrich virus

 

As promised, Salim Zosimus, the exiled President of the former Federal Union of Persephonia has put out a press release from his current temporary residence in Morpeth Cove, Federal Republic of Ashton, confirming he has given Séyetana's Section 31 permission to develop a virus to rid his country of ostriches.

 

Zosimus was initially skeptically supportive of the ostriches despite their ousting of him and had previously been enthusiastic about power-sharing talks, but he has grown tired of the ostriches and noted that in their short reign thus far the Persephonian economy has already shown signs of tanking (due largely to human entrepreneurs being ousted and replaced by inexperienced ostriches). It is also believed that freedom of speech in the country has suffered and a number of extrajudicial executions have taken place at the hands of the ostriches.

 

The Séyetanian government hopes that the virus will be functional and released within the next week or so, allowing Zosimus to return to Persephonia and resume normalcy, completing his second term as the elected President ahead of the planned elections in February 2014.

 

Zosimus has been overwhelmingly pleased about the reaction to his visit to Ashton and hopes the new closer relations with the nation, one of the most prosperous in the BJSC world, will help the country to quickly recover from the setback brought about by the ostriches. Zosimus has also confirmed Persephonia will become one of the few nations to officially recognise the Ashton-occupied Botanikka Island Territory as sovereign territory of Ashton once he is back in power.

Ostriches declared the #3 most hated species on the planet

 

According to a report today authored by the office of Supreme Chancellor Baranski, Ostriches have been named as the 3rd most hated species known to Altyrian's this week. The news comes in the wake of political upheaval in the nearby nation of Persephonia, now The Land of Ostriches.

 

In a press release earlier in the week the Chancellor declared she was 'unmoved' by the situation in Persephonia and would welcome any and all efforts to affect a swift military strike against the remaining citizens of the nation to eradicate the hideous and pervasive menace that is currently infesting Persephonian soil.

Ashton, who have numerous troops based in Altyr thanks to the alliance of the two military superpowers, are also still in favour of a military strike but will continue to work with Séyetania on a virus.

President Orleé of Terra Avium would like to offer a place for the ostriches of Persephonia should this exile of the ostriches take place. He has commented that: 'We have functioned to be a country ruled solely by bird kind for over a year now and take sympathy of these inexperienced birds inhabiting a human-ran country, with our help, they will be blossoming in no time'

 

If this offer is accepted, Ostrich-kind will shoot up in numbers. It is also foreseen that the rare Ostrich egg, a popular commodity for residents, will increase in numbers, possibly resulting in a rise in profits.

Ostrich B movie is the hit of the year in Vülkyria

 

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Vülkyrians rushed to the cinema this weekend as surprise hit "Attack of The Atomic Zombie Ostrich Horde" was released throughout the country.

Jens Järegård, the movie director, said he was over the moon with the reception his latest film had so far.

The 90 minute avian thriller depicts the invasion of Persephonia by the feared avian species and how everything could go wrong if the Ostriches get their paws on nuclear power. In Järegård's movie, the birds spread throughout the continent while Vülkyrians prepare to fight them off.

Critics were harsh on the film. Anton Ek of the Aftonpost says "Bringing this very delicate political problem into the silver screen and giving it a gloss of ridiculousness is in fact very dangerous as this is a real crisis and people will not take this seriously and they will not prepare themselves for the worse!"

On the flipside, the public seems to love it as "Attack of The Atomic Zombie Ostrich Horde" broke the record for the highest grossing opening weekend of 2013 with a revenue of Ü248,887,295.

Queen Sandé Announces Completion of New Appointments

 

Queen Sandé has officially confirmed that the National Thread has been fully updated. The newly appointed members of the governing body have been added, while Pittsonia has been explained in depth. The newly appointed ambassadors have been addressed, while the royals have been polished. Also added and updated is information about the country's capital city, Emsa. Ashton have been specially designated areas in the thread in relation to the country's new partnership, while a section regarding the new Sandénia/Daehun Male Modelling partnership has been addressed. Performance History in the contest has also been switched up a little with more statistics added.

 

Sandénia also regret to inform its citizens and any followers that further employees and members of authority/the former governing body have been made redundant. The country is deeply sorry for any inconveniences caused but wish the brand new team the best of luck in each of their roles. Business roles are yet to be added to the National Thread, although Natalie Panayi has been appointed the role of HoB (Head of Business), we take great pleasure in announcing.

 

Source: NéWS

TINNMARKIAN DAILY

QUEEN TONE PREGNANT!

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Queen Tone of Tinnmark and Ashton are pregnant, and waits her first child. If everything goes as planned, the queen will give birth in the spring of 2014. For several months rumors circulated that the queen had found a new boyfriend, Markus Foss (age 31) from Blærúm in Tinnmark. The rumors escalated when the two were pictured kissing on the cover of 'Sjå og Høir' a month ago. On 31st of August both Mark and Tone changed their relationship statuses on Fjesboki, thus confirming the rumors that the two are in a relationship.

Outside the royal palace in Åsnesia, a crowd of people have gathered to celebrate the queen and her pregnancy.

COMING SOON

 

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WHAT does she want?

WHAT does she want?

perhaps to spread some FAMILY VALUES to bjsc *.*

 

Either I saw that girl in my dream last night or I read something and saw her picture. SUCH A DEJA VU OMG

She's inside all of us Pav :heart:

perhaps to spread some FAMILY VALUES to bjsc *.*

i had to google her oops. i can't wait. bring it on BRÉ!