And I DARE you to enter Leon Jackson. It'd be like a major X-Factor reunion. :wub:

Yes. It's nothing like either if I'm honest. :( Although you can almost hear Love Song at the start. :lol:

It's like some weird indie-dancey thing. :P

 

Indie? Nul points.

 

I jest of course :P

 

And I DARE you to enter Leon Jackson. It'd be like a major X-Factor reunion. :wub:

 

I'd sooner enter Jedward than that monstrosity! :lol:

If I get nul points. I will die. Though I'm the closest that qualified from a semi to do it IIRC. Poor Ash, just scraping into the final and then scoring only 14 points. :(

 

Lipstick is amazing. Got to #2 in Juranabaijan Geronabaijan. :cheer:

RIP Juranabaijan :(

It won't be going live until at least the next contest! :D

It won't be going live until at least the next contest! :D

I hope you have forgotten it by then :kink:

In latest developments, Persephonian forces have once again bombed Liechenstaan.

 

More on this breaking news story never.

Edited September 14, 201113 yr by Bré

Dalisskan scientists are currently working on a ground breaking project in the city of Tekniosa. There are rumours that they are engineering an android with unparalleled singing and performing ability.

 

It's being predicted by many that by 2030 all BJSC participants will be androids and the show will be hosted by androids.

Edited September 16, 201113 yr by Sabrewulf

There's an arena in Mezidinia Called The Arkwork. It's in Fayrewater and it's just had its first sell-out concert by Lady GaGa.

Federal Forces anex Dr. Bombay's Tigerland

 

 

Earlier this evening the Ashton National Guard stormed the presidential compound of Dr. Bombay and executed him. The Federal Government had grown tired of Dr Bombay's Tigerland harbouring Ecoterrorists with anti-Ashton agenda's and their failure to compensate the victims of Flight 622TGA, the Tiger Air flight that was blown up near the City of Morpeth Cove whilst en-route to New England Harbour.

 

Following an Air and naval strike lasting 3months ground troops invaded the country last week advancing quickly to the capital. Following the execution of the president, the Federal Republic formerly announced the annexing of Dr Bombay's Tigerland. The impoverished nations citizen's welcomed the news hoping that Ashton can bring prosperity to the nation.

 

The Emperor of Ashton announced that the new territory would be part of mainland Ashton, known locally as 'East Ashton' and be home to four new as yet unnamed states. It would appear on a map in a similar fashion to European Russia, separated from the mainland by Willand & Offran and Botanikka.

 

 

In other news Ashtonise occupation of Botanikkan island territory is on going with the border between the two countries on the mainland remaining open in just three places.

Ashton announces new 'Songs of Life' list

 

Governa Republique d'Áskorza today announced a new Songs of Life list to be filled with Ashton's greatest songs of all time. The five songs to launch the list are:

 

 

Sugababes - Run For Cover

Sugababes - Freak Like Me

Sugababes - Round Round

Sugababes - Stronger

Sugababes - Ugly

 

 

Sugababes 2.0 is the highest selling line up of the Sugababes. The band (not including 4.0) have sold more than 5bn albums to date in Ashton with the 3 biggest selling records of all time belonging to Sugababes 2.0. Including singles, total sales for the Sugababes are in excess of 25bn.

 

Sugababes 4.0 has total sales of 550m.

The public of the country Aquafina are devestated following an atrocious performance in BJSC.

 

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In better news, Aquafina have already decided on their next song for BJSC, what they believe should be a certain qualifier.

Hogan-burg republic

 

Brooke hogan has bought a new mansion on the coast of Brookeville woth atleat £5 Million in other news she has fled the country and gone to Budtar because of the civil war which has split the country into two the north being called ant hogan after co prime minister Antony Cotten and Fat burg after the other prime minister Fatima Witbread. Brooke and her Dad Hulk Hogan have promised to return when the civil war is over.

 

The total deaths from the civil war= 700,000 approximatly

Edited February 5, 201213 yr by ramseydawson

Hogan-burg republic

 

Brooke hogan has bought a new mansion on the coast of Brookeville woth atleat £5 Million in other news she has fled the country and gone to Budtar because of the civil war which has split the country into two the north being called ant hogan after co prime minister Antony Cotten and Fat burg after the other prime minister Fatima Witbread. Brooke and her Dad Hulk Hogan have promised to return when the civil war is over.

 

The total deaths from the civil war= 700,000 approximatly

 

wtf we dislike her and trap her in the dome of unwanted people along with a tourist from eledan hopefully the lot will get along well.

So some Brooke Hogan buying a house is above a civil war on the bill of news? :lol:

wtf we dislike her and trap her in the dome of unwanted people along with a tourist from eledan hopefully the lot will get along well.

 

Ha we thought you would say that so we pretended to have a civil war so we would catch you off guard when we attack you in the next couple of minutes and Brooke Hogan offered to sacrafise herself as all of Hogan-burg republic were getting sick of your attidude and thinking you are better than us so be prepared Hahahahahahahahahah :lol: :lol:

Edited February 6, 201213 yr by ramseydawson

You need to use some commas or full stops. I had a hard time understanding your sentence :o

 

In other news, Daehun is having a Sex Day this coming Sunday in the bid to raise the population of the country. Those who give birth as a result of that particular day are being rewarded with a free performance to see the next year's Pop Festival (Tickets estimated £500 each) to be held at Golee January 2013 in Daehun and a TV coated in Platinum Gold with Swaroski Crystal decorations.

All of the Budtar population (excluding queen China) will be fighting in the war. They are all good at fighting because queen china made fight and war a lesson in school.

Ha is that all you got we have the new high tech tank the hogan buster, it can smash down a building 7 double decker buses high with one touch plus our army has never been defeated. Also to get us in a fighting mood we listen to I want it all by Queen and now they pumped up and have just entered the capital of Budtar. Good Luck!!!

Edited February 6, 201213 yr by ramseydawson

we have a forcefield over beema city. :P The only thing outside the forcefield is the mcdonalds take away so if our enemys ever get hungry they know where to go. :)