Also the fact she's always like "nice to see x doing their day job", I think it was when an MP or MSP was on TV for something, yet look at her now :lol:

GEMMA YESSSS

Good grief! The budget must be tiny this year! Who are these people?

 

I already hate boris Johnson’s dad so much

I think I actually like Johnson best so far! At least he's the same as me - I don't know these people either!

Are ITV turning this show into Celebrity Love Island?

I already hate boris Johnson’s dad so much

 

He is going to be comedy gold.

I think this show is well past its best I say this as a fan of X Factor and Big Brother :rofl: I don't know how it still gets ratings with such shite line-ups and it's the same every year, if you've seen one soap star eat a kangaroo dick you've seen them all. Idk why bc I love the Australian version but the UK version has been shite for YEARS.

 

The trials are not challenging enough/the celebs are too good at them anyway imo ,most of the time these days they get most or all of the stars anyway.

He is going to be comedy gold.

 

I hate to say it (because I can't stand Boris Johnson) but I had the feeling before the thing began that Stanley was going to be good VFM.

 

This is the only reality show that I watch so I hope its a good one.

 

We REALLY need Gemma

Omg that’s his DAD?????? I thought it was his brother?!

Omg this made in Chelsea blonde is driving me nuts already adding “bloody” into every sentence :drama:

I feel like a Jungle Barbie what????

 

And already from The Scum about Jack Maynard:

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/49497...celebrity-2017/

Toff going straight in there asking Vanessa the question we all want to know

Rebekah looks a bit like Michelle bass from BB many years ago.

 

 

WHERE'S KEZIA

Liking Stanley & Shappi the most on initial viewing. Potentially a good series beckons.

It appears that Meal Tickets have replaced Stars - this is an additional way to try and drive up tension as they have to choose who has the tickets each night if they're not all claimed.

I want to keep watching for Vanessa/Amir in the jungle shower (:kink:) but there is no way I can watch this shite for 3 weeks :drama: Such a dull opener.

 

WHERE'S KEZIA

She'll probably go in like day 3 or 4

The ONLY high point of the episode was the stream of Hans Zimmer tunes being used for the plank walking bit. The rest was DULL AS. Stanley, Shappi and Jennie look like they'll be good fun but Amir is already being a humourless dick, Toff is so affected and false it HURTS, Jamie is going to be the token comedy macho lad and the others range from bland to offensively bland.