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Okay they'll announce it Tuesday 23rd with May speaking in her last PMQ's at noon on 24th before she heads off to the Palace around 2pm to see The Queen followed by the new Tory leader. So in place by Wednesday tea-time.

 

I notice you didn't answer my first question Suedy.

I was following your example. I thought you'd approve.

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Ah yes, that would be the same poll as the one that said 70% of their sample claimed to have voted already whereas only around 30% of ballot papers have been received back so far.

Well it is the Royal Mail....

Heard on the 10pm radio news that police are searching for graffiti artists who daubed "BORIS IS A COKE-HEADED PERVERT" on a bridge overlooking the M4. The local council called out specialist contractors and are hurriedly trying to remove this. :D

 

Hope they catch them and throw the book at them for those horrible lies. :angry:

 

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and my personal favourite:

 

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Hah! There's a great one going round of an 18th century mock-up letter using Trump's July 4th Troops inspection speech about airports being involved in the fighting during the Revolutionary War Of Independence. :lol:
It was always only going to be a matter of time, but now Johnson has gone the full Trump He is denying failing to backs Kim Darroch despite very clear evidence to prove him wrong. I really cannot understand how anyone thinks this serial liar is a suitable person to run a bath, let alone a country.
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It was always only going to be a matter of time, but now Johnson has gone the full Trump He is denying failing to backs Kim Darroch despite very clear evidence to prove him wrong. I really cannot understand how anyone thinks this serial liar is a suitable person to run a bath, let alone a country.

 

 

I feel very sorry for Boris. Since the leadership election started he's had people mud-slinging and criticising non-stop yet he's still there doing his best. Well I hope he wins big against Hunt and proves to be a great PM. You'll all eat your words then. :)

I feel very sorry for Boris. Since the leadership election started he's had people mud-slinging and criticising non-stop yet he's still there doing his best. Well I hope he wins big against Hunt and proves to be a great PM. You'll all eat your words then. :)

If he didn’t lie so much, he wouldn’t leave himself open to attack.

I feel very sorry for Boris. Since the leadership election started he's had people mud-slinging and criticising non-stop yet he's still there doing his best. Well I hope he wins big against Hunt and proves to be a great PM. You'll all eat your words then. :)

 

Feel sorry for his wives and his illegitimate children that he ignores. not BJ. He doesn't feel sorry for them, so I don't feel sorry for him remotely, he wanted the job more than anything in his life and is prepared to do and say anything to get it..

 

People can't change who they are, all they can do is try and hide it for a while if they fail to learn from their mistakes. The man's a serial liar, a serial adulterer, a journalist who made stuff up and got sacked for it, a man who hasn't read his briefs in any of the jobs he does, he's just lazy and uses "humour" to avoid answering any questions on why he lies all the time. He's not funny and his laidback amiable persona has never fooled me for a second. A fart in a spacesuit, now that's funny. Him being PM is going to be a bit like like a 5-year fart in a spacesuit with no fresh oxygen in the tank. Or 5 weeks. Could go either way.

Our next PM has criticised Trump saying you can't talk about sending people "back to where you came from".

 

No, what you do is say nothing while your previous PM actually rounds them up and send British Empire citizens who have paid tax and rightfully lived in the UK for 50 years "back where they came from".

 

So, yes, you don't say that at all, you just instead say these sort of things:

 

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/20...stles-and-slurs

 

Kettle. Frying Pan. Black arse.

I feel very sorry for Boris. Since the leadership election started he's had people mud-slinging and criticising non-stop yet he's still there doing his best. Well I hope he wins big against Hunt and proves to be a great PM. You'll all eat your words then. :)

In his latest article for his fan club's official publication (previously known as the Daily Telegraph), Johnson has said that the best cure for mental health problems is work. Do you still support him?

In his latest article for his fan club's official publication (previously known as the Daily Telegraph), Johnson has said that the best cure for mental health problems is work. Do you still support him?

 

Excellent. See you at work Chris! :D

In another development, the Fat Lying Blond Thing has indicated that he wants to meet the Fat Lying Orange Thing asap if he becomes PM. I assume that Johnson's team's efforts to cut out the middle man and go straight to boss-man Putin were rebuffed by the Kremlin.

 

involvement in any social activity, including work, is good for mental health and happiness across the board. The Guardian uses the correct terminology though - "improves" - as opposed to his Royal Ego's professional psychiatric opinion that mental health can be cured by a quick dollop of stuffing people into factories (those that are left) or making them work from home on laptops sat on their own. The Blonde Blob, of course, could do with a couple of years in the military to cure him of his obsessive infidelity, his compulsive lying, his inability to hold a glass of win without spilling, and getting into a roudy loud argument about it with his latest mistress. Sets such a good example for us all.....

 

PS The suicide rate is high and increasing due to Tory cuts in social services, not due to people not working due to mental illness when they are capable of working. My sister-in-law committed suicide due to severe mental illness, so bad she couldn't bring up her kids, or live on her own. Working as a lollipop lady gave her some degree of self-esteem and happiness in the long medicated battle, but it wasn't a f***ing cure, so Johnson can go f*** himself with his attitude when he is a major contributory factor as soon-to-be-leader of the cutback services Tories. What a complete f***er.

 

I feel quite strongly about this.

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Excellent. See you at work Chris! :D

 

 

Doubt I'll get a job at the Met office so you won't.

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In his latest article for his fan club's official publication (previously known as the Daily Telegraph), Johnson has said that the best cure for mental health problems is work. Do you still support him?

 

 

Yes as in some cases it may be helpful. Each case needs judging on individually.

 

My GP states that I am a suicide risk so that satisfied my appeal before and hopefully will mean I don't need to go to appeal at next review, maybe next year.

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To the surprise of nobody with an active brain cell, Johnson has been caught lying again. At a leadership hustings last night, he railed against the rules relating to sending kippers through the post and blamed EU regulations. The rules he referred to were set by the UK government, not the EU.
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To the surprise of nobody with an active brain cell, Johnson has been caught lying again. At a leadership hustings last night, he railed against the rules relating to sending kippers through the post and blamed EU regulations. The rules he referred to were set by the UK government, not the EU.

 

 

Kippers, as in the smoked herring fishy variety that I love and are very good for you, oily fish and Omega 3? Or UKippers? :D

Former.

 

He was railing against a regulation set by the Food Standards Agency that says that food products sent by mail should (shockingly) arrive fit for consumption

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Former.

 

He was railing against a regulation set by the Food Standards Agency that says that food products sent by mail should (shockingly) arrive fit for consumption

 

 

Well they should but as they're smoked they'll be fine as they keep well. Anything smoked does.

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