Kworb updates slowing to a crawl - I am curious to see how far ahead of Ed the top version of The Kunts is now considering the other 3 versions are all a lot higher than they were at the last update.

Yeh any kworb percentages for Ladbaby?

Kworb finally 'updated' again but it's a junk update, so have to wait another 8-10 hours for another proper update again probably :lol:

What’s a junk update?

Does the data on LivePopBars look believable? I'm not sure but if so:

 

1 LadBaby  Don't Stop Me Eatin' (Duet) [with Ronan Keating]  1

2 LadBaby  Don't Stop Me Eatin'  0.622298205

3 The Kunts  Boris Johnson is a f***ing C**t (Single Edit)  0.471608255

4 Ed Sheeran  Afterglow  0.387348883

5 Justin Bieber & The Lewisham and Greenwich NHS Choir  Holy (feat. Chance the Rapper)  0.332397118

6 Jake Quickenden  Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Live Charity Single)  0.293320308

7 Becky Hill  Forever Young (From The McDonald's Christmas Advert 2020)  0.264134815

8 Mariah Carey  All I Want For Christmas Is You  0.241177189

9 Beard Meats Food  Garlic Bread (I Think I'm In Love)  0.222371474

10 Shane Codd  Get Out My Head  0.206862865

11 The Kunts  Boris Johnson Is a f***ing C**t (Acoustic)  0.193674441

12 The Kunts  Boris Johnson Is a f***ing C**t  0.182806203

13 Coldplay  Flags  0.173037001

14 Liam Gallagher  All You're Dreaming Of  0.164366834

15 Shakin' Stevens  Merry Christmas Everyone  0.156917817

16 Miley Cyrus  Prisoner (feat. Dua Lipa)  0.150079375

17 Little Mix  Sweet Melody  0.143851508

18 The Kunts  Boris Johnson is a f***ing C**t (SFW Sausage Roll Remix)  0.138112102

19 Griff  Love Is A Compass (Disney supporting Make-A-Wish)  0.13347173

20 Miley Cyrus  Midnight Sky  0.128953474

 

Kunts not far off number one combined now!

 

If Beckys up to 0.26 Ladbaby can’t be selling much now, thanks for the update!

2 The Kunts “Boris Johnson is a f***ing c**t”

 

Moving back up.

What’s a junk update?

Three guesses

A made up of rubbish one? I genuinely don’t know!

iTunes Daily Chart Update (22/12 - 10pm)

Source: iTunesCharts.net

 

1 1 LadBaby - Don't Stop Me Eatin' (Duet) [with Ronan Keating]

2 4 The Kunts - Boris Johnson is a ******* **** (Single Edit)

3 2 LadBaby - Don't Stop Me Eatin'

4 3 Ed Sheeran - Afterglow

5 6 Justin Bieber & The Lewisham and Greenwich NHS Choir - Holy (feat. Chance the Rapper)

6 5 Jake Quickenden - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Live Charity Single)

7 5 Becky Hill - Forever Young (From The McDonald's Christmas Advert 2020)

8 8 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

9 15 Beard Meats Food - Garlic Bread (I Think I'm In Love)

10 10 Shane Codd - Get Out My Head

 

11 44 The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is a ******* **** (Acoustic)

12 31 The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is a ******* ****

13 11 Liam Gallagher - All You're Dreaming Of

14 9 Coldplay - Flags

15 12 Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

16 14 Miley Cyrus - Prisoner (feat. Dua Lipa)

17 18 Little Mix - Sweet Melody

18 19 Griff - Love Is A Compass (Disney supporting Make-A-Wish)

19 46 The Kunts - Boris Johnson is a ******* **** (SFW Sausage Roll Remix)

20 23 Miley Cyrus - Midnight Sky

 

21 33 José Feliciano - Feliz Navidad

22 50 Lapwing - Hope Christmas Gets You to Me

23 20 Robbie Williams - Can't Stop Christmas

24 24 Leona Lewis - One More Sleep

25 34 Wham! - Last Christmas

26 13 ICU Liberty Singers - Every Breath You Take (We Watch over You)

27 16 Celeste - A Little Love (From The John Lewis & Waitrose Christmas Advert 2020)

29 30 Nathan Dawe x Little Mix - No Time For Tears

30 31 Chris Rea - Driving Home for Christmas

31 28 The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

32 26 Kelly Clarkson - Underneath the Tree

34 32 Jason Derulo & Nuka - Love Not War (The Tampa Beat)

35 38 Elton John - Step Into Christmas (Remastered)

36 48 Roy Wood & Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

37 17 The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight

38 35 BICEP - Apricots

 

43 40 Michael Bublé - It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas

66 27 Keith Lemon & Friends - DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS? (FEED THE WORLD)

So glad Beard Meets Food Garlic Bread made top 10 on iTunes yes its another jokey parody but it actually has some real quality to it musically I think, good 90s style indie/alternative!

Edited December 22, 20204 yr by Road Salt Mixer

Kunts not far off number one combined now!

 

If Beckys up to 0.26 Ladbaby can’t be selling much now, thanks for the update!

You forget that Ladbaby is both #1 and #3!

I don't think LivePopBars' numbers are ever accurate any more for some reason.

 

Kworb is still being glitchy but if The Kunts are actually up to #2 with their top version now (which does appear to be the case) they must have had a gigantic increase since the last non-glitchy Kworb update (either that or the original version of LadBaby's song is collapsing).

Just opened it on the iTunes store, they are indeed showing up as #2 there now. It's a shame we can't see the gaps right now.

I don't think LivePopBars' numbers are ever accurate any more for some reason.

 

Kworb is still being glitchy but if The Kunts are actually up to #2 with their top version now (which does appear to be the case) they must have had a gigantic increase since the last non-glitchy Kworb update (either that or the original version of LadBaby's song is collapsing).

 

Mine still says Ladbaby is selling 260 copies per day 😂

16. The Kunts - Boris Johnson is a f***ing C**t (SFW Sausage Roll Remix)

33. Our Little Indie Band - A Little Christmas Spark

 

10 The Kunts “Boris Johnson is a f***ing c**t [Acoustic]”

 

Second version in the T 10 now.

2. The Kunts - Boris Johnson is a f***ing C**t (Single Edit)

9. The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is a f***ing C**t (Acoustic)

12. The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is a f***ing C**t

13. The Kunts - Boris Johnson is a f***ing C**t (SFW Sausage Roll Remix)

 

now with added Christmas remix

45. The Kunts - BorisJohnson Is a f***ing C**t (#ChristmasIsCancelled Remix)

The Kunts looking like being a top 10 hit 😁

2. The Kunts - Boris Johnson is a f***ing C**t (Single Edit)

9. The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is a f***ing C**t (Acoustic)

12. The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is a f***ing C**t

13. The Kunts - Boris Johnson is a f***ing C**t (SFW Sausage Roll Remix)

 

now with added Christmas remix

45. The Kunts - BorisJohnson Is a f***ing C**t (#ChristmasIsCancelled Remix)

We love to see it tbh . Hopefully a future number 1.