March 8, 20232 yr NO f***IN WAY WE ARE NOT SENDIN A SONG WITH THE KYRICS Tonight I wrotd a song About how you did me wrong Did mr wrong By a woman who looks and dances like she's on a night out!! Absolute SHITE They had their finalists down to Birdy, Calvin and Ellie, Rita, Rheya and this shit, and they went for this shocking THey took so long deciding - wrong - that the Sun spoiled their reveal!!
March 8, 20232 yr Never heard of Mae Muller - I thought it was Mae Stephens you all were referring to when you first mentioned 'Mae' in here. The song sounds quite good from the snippet anway.
March 8, 20232 yr This might be our worst entry ever? :lol: Okay, this is a bit much! We've had some real real real terrible shit :lol:
March 8, 20232 yr This might be our worst entry ever? :lol: it’s still better than most of the crap we sent in the 2010s lbr
March 8, 20232 yr This might be our worst entry ever? :lol: I wouldn't quite go that far. It does seem like a big step back though.
March 8, 20232 yr I like the sound of it too, it's catchy and I can totally hear it in the charts. But, just based on the clip, I can also hear why people are predicting it for bottom five in the contest and are annoyed. I can't see it being massively competitive really unless it has an incredible draw and staging and even then, I'm not sure it's got much for juries to flock to and there are more obvious options for the televoters. Also, Rina has been very cheeky over the last few weeks making out like it could be her. She was amongst their finalists. They finally decided this week :(
March 8, 20232 yr Okay, this is a bit much! We've had some real real real terrible shit :lol: And this is WORSE than that!! It's Dan Teenage Lifr levels of shit!! 0/10
March 8, 20232 yr Never heard of Mae Muller - I thought it was Mae Stephens you all were referring to when you first mentioned 'Mae' in here. The song sounds quite good from the snippet anway. You might know her from ‘Better Days’ with NEIKED & Polo G, which got to #32 in 2021.
March 8, 20232 yr These are the full lyrics :( Wanted to trash your Benz Tell all your friends how cruel you were to me (to me, to me) Instead I wrote a song bout how you did me wrong I could’ve cried at home and spent the night alone Instead I wrote a song I feel much better now Me and my girls are out and we all sing along Instead I wrote a song (Da da da da da di, da da da da da di, da da da da da di) Instead I wrote a song (da da da da da di, da da da da da di) Right, yeah, check it out, rhis is the rest of this song That I wrote after the bit I leaked on Tik Tawwk Ooh yeaaah (How hawwt how hawwwt) Anyway, goin back ro the Benz thinf I sang about earlierrr (Yes earlierrrr) Flsshy as the video chairs in the video of Herrlierrr (Herrlierr) Said in airy erotic whisper: (That's how I pronounce Holler by the Spice Girls) I have to say Beeenz to show ma men of choixe Are all kike rich so I don't look like I date scrubs Like a cheap hussy!! Oh yeaaaa-aaah So ma men all drive Benz, not like your aversge Joe (Sholow Mo!) Oh yeaaaaah! Heee hee hoo hooo ha ha heeee hooo The most typical car in thr UK is a Ford Fiesta Ford Fiesta for me? Ain't no way You betcha! Ma man drives a Benz or a Bentley or anothrr car of significant prestige snd monetary worth, An external salient to prove how well myself snd ma man ard doin As ir is importsnt to marry for love AND money An argument set forth in Jane Austen's Pride And Prejudice - oh so don't hide Your expensive cars And let's be like what's his face from Top Geaar, that bif ol bitch, That oone! Ans no I haven't divided Pride and Prejudice across two lines In order to rhyme And I didn't do it again just there, hooo nooo! Anyway like I was sayin, Foed Fiesta for me? Thank tou but no, kindly! Ohhh yeaaah! Now I'm poppin those bottles like A person ridin a bike Over glsss bottles Are brwakin them into puddles Hwoooo-ooooh! And thrn later we'll go dor like a kebab I reckon Hoouuu yeaaah! And then go back to a bar for second S And no I didn't split that word up, separating its plural suffix into an alternate line in an example of enjambment in ordef ro rhyme again hooo ooohhh!!! Ooh yeaaa Btw I like totally wrote this song on the toilet Taking a massive dump in the toilet Ans you can rhyme the ssme word together hoo aoooh And I dumped this song out ma bowels Cos that's all you dessrve Nebulous romantic fogufuw xricin a Benz hoaa weeooaaah Who definitelt exists oh yeaahah Yeeh haah! Is what the American ciwboys say Hee hee hooo hooo ha ha hewee Oh yeaaah And you were like a cowboy too Oh yeaaah So screw you Cos you belong in a zoo! So let's start partyin again Slidin on the dance floor in heels And eatin kebabs for night out meals And spinnin on spit snd sweat on the dancefloor that people expelled in excited zeal And then let's party and dance and eat trwal- Cle Which is just how I pronounce treacle Yeah yeaah Oh btw ma ass is like honey and ma boobs like treacle And you aint even spoonin me up again boy Na huuh Yeah And that's how you write a song Da da da da did id did did and all that other stuff
March 8, 20232 yr I agree this very much seems like an accidental last, like not embarrassingly terrible but in being so, there’s nothing to make it stand out. I just haaaate when songs sound so obviously TikTok like this, and I just can’t see a place for it in Eurovision. Female pop songs struggle at the best of times, let alone if they are nondescript as this. I think people will like it well enough but it’s not going to be one of those songs that juries or viewers flock to and give their points/votes.
March 8, 20232 yr Nah, a somg as bad as Dan Simpsons's Teenage Life! I'm just not havin it :lol: Not gonna watch
March 8, 20232 yr The BBTory literally waited months, till it was the last country, more or less, to decide on ... THIS :lol: They've made it super obvious they don't want to win, pickinf by FAR the worst option TaP sent to them, and okay, they don't want to spend €30 mill in two years on Eurovision (even though doin a double would be HISTORIC, but okay...) However, they ciuld have still sent a decent song to get on the left side. Instead, they sent something that will come last, just to be extra safe! Total overkill to avoid winnin. Getting absolutely shown up on home turf ... ouch! And it feeds into the Brexshit narrative about "Europe hates us!!" "They only voted for us cos of Ukraine" and "It's all politics - not OUR bad entries stinkin up the place!" Wouldn't expect anythin else from the Tory-supporting Beeb. It went full on fash, authoritarian state in its propaganda vs Corbyn, attackin the opposition, especially the debunked antisemitism wannabe-Panorama shite, so this is just one thing in a looong line.
March 8, 20232 yr We actually don't know what the other options were, everything has been assumption.
March 8, 20232 yr Really when you think ‘Space Man’ was hardly groundbreaking and different and very safe and sat very much in what the BBC were already sending. It wasn’t an embarrassment but the studio version didn’t sound like a winning song either. It was Sam’s performance that brought the song to life paired with his great attitude throughout the whole process that got him the result. I have my doubts whether the BBC wanted to win last year or really just wanted a low top 10 result and say they have somewhat turned it around from disaster the year before. The BBC wanted to win last year. Space Man was praised by most people except for the UK fans and his chance of winning got better over the rehearsal period to the point he was considered a contender to snatch victory from Ukraine with a very high jury score. A lot of that was down to Sam and Parlophone really wanting to use Eurovision as a platform. The song was perfect for the contest and Sam was the perfect person to perform it. Edited March 8, 20232 yr by M3G4Nx
March 8, 20232 yr Space Man was just a great song by a great vocalist, that’s really all that’s needed! I think a lot of delegations put too much stock into what might be a hit or what they should send, based on a trend or a formula or whatever, and that just rarely ever works.
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