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Hail Keanu,
Apparently I’d been skipping leg day.
So I did 100 squats.
I’ve reviewed the comments in advance.
“Not low enough.”
“Too low.”
“Knees.”
“Hips.”
“Too fast.”
“Too slow.”
“Wrong shoes.”
“Wrong shorts.”
“Wrong decade.”
“Those aren’t squats.”
“They’re squat-adjacent.”
“They’re merely exploring the concept of squatting.”
Fair enough.
Still...
100 of whatever they are.
I wasn’t upset.
I just thought I’d show off.
😊
Namaste FFS,
Brian Jacks x

What a great idea !, I must get some BOWS for my bins

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Hail Keanu,
Today I discovered that part of me is still nine.
I grew up on holiday camps.
My dad was a singer and compere.
One day I wandered onto a golf course.
Four golf balls landed near me.
I was fascinated.
Then the golfers appeared.
They shouted.
I ran.
Very fast.
I remember feeling mortified.
Cut to today.
I’m at a very fancy golf place.
On the driving range they have bags of clubs for people who haven’t brought their own.
So I grabbed a driver from one of the bags and started absolutely ripping balls.
Unfortunately, not all the bags belong to people who haven’t brought their own.
Some belong to professionals.
This is information I acquired slightly later than would have been ideal.
“Hey dude.”
“HEY DUDE.”
What I didn’t realise was that I’d selected a professional’s bag.
He realised before I did.
He came marching over.
I apologised.
Profusely.
Then apologised again.
Then once more for luck.
The fascinating bit is that I wasn’t embarrassed like a 52-year-old.
I was embarrassed exactly like a nine-year-old.
Same feeling.
Same panic.
Same desire to disappear into the manicured grass beneath me.
I’ve crossed decades.
Continents.
Tax brackets.
And somehow the nervous system remained committed to the original software.
The pro was probably annoyed for seven seconds.
I gave the incident a much longer shelf life.
Obviously. Here it is on Instagram.
The other odd thing was that Coco and Beau were with me.
Seven and six.
It felt strange feeling nine in front of a seven-year-old and a six-year-old.
You imagine that by the time you’re a parent you’ve left behind that particular flavour of childhood shame.
The other fascinating thing is that I was less worried I’d damaged the clubs
and more worried he thought I was a bad person.
And I’m beginning to suspect that confidence isn’t the absence of feeling mortified.
Confidence is having it consume you for 5 minutes instead of 5 decades.
Interesting.
Some parts of us grow up.
Some parts of us are still stood on a golf course wondering if we’re in trouble.
Namaste FFS.
x
P.S. I really want to ask him what loft he uses on that driver.
It suited me.
Is that taking the piss?

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Unfortunately, not all the bags belong to people who haven’t brought their own.
Some belong to professionals.

Some people get so precious about their stuff

Edited June 21Jun 21 by Sydney11

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Hail Keanu,
‘When People-Pleasing Becomes Dangerous’
Which sounds like an ominous start to a post and like a 70’s governmental info/warning thingy.
Like that pylon one.
In all fairness, I never went up a pylon.
But then again there weren’t any where I lived.
So, we’re in a van going to an airport.
Me, Teddy, Charlie and Ayda.
The driver is driving what I judge to be too fast.
Me.
‘’I need to tell him’’
‘’But what if he looks back when I tell him and he swerves?’’
‘’I feel deeply uncomfortable about telling him’’
‘’I don’t want to cause a scene’’
In the end, I didn’t tell him.
And I’m writing this, so obviously we arrived safe.
But f*** me.
What’s wrong with me?
The kids, me, Ayda.
shakes head
I asked Ayda, did you notice how fast we were going?
She said the same thing.
I now will resolve to tell the drivers when I get in to go slow.
I am, however, the person that will tell people to put their seatbelts on in these vans or cars.
But by the time I’ve plucked up enough courage to say it, it comes out sounding angry.
It’s not. It’s anxiety and discomfort.
And I don’t want to sound like a square or ‘not cool’.
Imagine, you’re at the pearly gates and St. Peter asks you why you’re here.
‘’Well Pete, I’m really cool, so……..’’
Actually, I’ve just scanned my mind.
I do get angry.
I’m angry that I have to tell someone to please save your life and mine by not flying into me if we crash.
looks at universe 👆
‘’We’re not going to BTW’’
And that’s interesting *to me at least*
I told myself I wasn’t angry.
Because somehow that’s not allowed.
But we get angry don’t we?
Anyway,
So ends my Safety infomercial thingy.

Namaste FFS,
Robert Williams.
Minister of Wouldyoumindawfullyifyoudidntputourlivesindanger.Thankyou
x
P.S The Loft on the driver was 10 degrees.

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Hail Keanu,
I want to write things.
I’ve temporarily run out of things to write about.
Actually, I haven’t.
They’re just not ready yet.
So...
What should I write about?
Last time you lot were brilliant.
Ask me questions.
Give me things to ponder.
Funny.
Serious.
Interesting.
Difficult.
Absurd.
Whatever you’ve got.

Please.
Namaste FFS,
Rob x

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Hail Keanu,
I think we might have stumbled across something quite funny.
MAKE ROBBIE SAY THINGS ON STAGE.
In Antwerp, I pinched Chris’s suggestion from the comments.
Said it word for word before Pretty Face.
Filmed it.
Put it on Instagram the next day.
So...
Let’s do it again.
I’m in Seville tomorrow.
You write the intro.
I pick my favourite.
Then I’ll say it on stage.
And show you what happened the next day….
Rules:
• Under 30 seconds.
• Can’t get me arrested.
• Can’t get me divorced.
• Can’t get me cancelled.

Go on then...
Let’s play.
Namaste FFS,
Rob x

P.S. If I hesitate before saying it...
You’ve understood the assignment.

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Hail Keanu,
I was on FaceTime with Teddy, my 13-year-old.
She’s on holiday with the family. I’m away doing shows…
“Have you made any friends, baby?” I asked.
I’ve noticed Charlie makes friends everywhere he goes. But I hadn’t seen Teddy pal up with anyone.
“No, Daddy,” she said.
She looked a little sad.
Then she added,
“I really miss you.”
Which, of course, warmed my heart.
“Why do you miss me, Ted?” I asked...
Fishing.
She said,
“Because you’re kind of the same age as me.”

Namaste FFS,
Rob - Ted’s Dad ❤️

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Thank you very much and until next time 🇪🇸
@marbellaclubh #sunny #family #summertime 😎AWxx

@aydafielswilliams

Coming back to Hyde Park, this time to see Duran Duran, was an epic treat. And seeing @robbiewilliams face greet me on arrival was an extra bonus. I sang my heart out and danced the night away full of the magic that is @duranduran . Thank you @moniquelhuillierofficial for bringing me and @fluffywraxall for taking such great care of us. #rocknroll #duranduran #hydeparklondon #summertime AWxx

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Do you think Liam was also singing hugging the Guru while watching the mighty England last night ? Robbie Williams and his wife are so lovely 🥹❤️

jonbonjovi

Did this really happen?
Yes, it did
Special thanks to @robbiewilliams @littlesteven_ug @thewarandtreaty

📷: @alicecherie

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😭😭😭"😭" GREW UP AND MOVED ON AND GOT TO BE ALIVE TO SEE ROBBIE WILLIAMS TAKE PICS WITH BTS when back then it used to be 1D 😭😭 😭

• Hail Keanu,
  I think I reached peak me at the World Cup.
  To have a Nicorette fall out of my mouth during a live interview...
  ...and then stick to my forehead...
  ...is the most me thing I’ve ever done.
  I had absolutely no idea it was there until the following day.
  The fake apology has now had over 27 million views.
  The whole MintGate thing has reached 51 million people.
  I’ve managed not to read too many comments, which is probably why I’m finding the whole thing genuinely funny.
  The Paulie Walnuts memes have been magnificent.
  It wouldn’t feel right if I appeared on the world stage and absolutely nothing weird happened.
  One and a half billion people were watching.
  For someone whose nervous system is permanently convinced we’re moments away from disaster, I’m quite proud that none of it was visible on my face.
  Well...
  ...apart from the Nicorette.
  The old me did briefly surface today though.
  “These amateurs think I wouldn’t have crushed that powder until it was as fine as Bahamian sand?”
  Please.
  I’m not new.
  And now the internet has another thing it’ll be 100% certain happened.
  “Remember when Robbie was off his nut at the World Cup?”
  I wasn’t.
  I’m not.
  And I haven’t been for a very long time.
  But that’s showbusiness.
  And so it goes.
  The funniest part?
  Straight after singing with Laura and Nicole, I kept saying to everyone,
  “No one died and I didn’t cause an international incident. We did it!”
  Cue someone saying,
  “Will you come and do this little interview? It won’t take long.”
  Me being me is very on brand.
  There’ll be plenty more.
  I am inevitable.
  Anyway...
  I’m off to continue ageing in public.
  See you at the next misunderstanding.
  Namaste,
  Robert

  4 h

I've seen so many news feeds about this.

It's the most publicity he's got for years! 😅

aydafieldwilliams

A little taste of this week 💙 #summertime #family @robbiewilliams

Hail Keanu,
I had some wonderful news.
My shows sold out.
In two minutes…
I was so grateful.
So happy.
I went to tell Ayda.
She smiled... then immediately knocked on wood for luck.
She does this all the time.
For everything.
(Does my head in, to be honest.)
The luck already happened.
Why are we knocking now?
Anyway...
I left the room and bumped into Teddy.
“Good news, babe,
Daddy’s shows sold out in two minutes!”
Her face lit up…
“Congratulations, Daddy! That’s amazing.”
We hugged.
I carried on walking.
Then she shouted after me...
“It must’ve been the coke thing!”
I’ve spent thirty years trying to build a career…
My 13-year-old daughter thinks it all came down to people believing I was on coke at the World Cup…
Namaste FFS,
Rob x

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