Slow Day In Juranabaijan...So BuzzJack Song Contest Makes The Front Page

 

Metro Station are to perform at Lorikeet tonight...

 

11th October 2008: Juranabaijan

12th October 2008: Herzebania

13th October 2008: Lorikeet

14th October 2008: FSR Rontvia

15th October 2008: FNTNickodonia

16th October 2008: Mdice

 

Once Metro Station reach Mdice, they will stay there until the finals. In other news, KFC has confirmed that it is to take over the struggling Juranabaijan financially. KFC are not planning to re-name the country but it is thought that in coming BuzzJack Years, it may be named 'Kentuckybaijan', 'JuranaKFC' or even just 'KFC Kingdom'.

'Kentuckybaijan',

 

:rofl:

Ahh I see KFC is trying to do what McDonalds has done to FNTNickodonia.

 

It worked very well for our country boosting is up the $$$ list and I hope it does for Juranabaijan, we could form a fast food alliance :P!

ALESHA IN B.a.N.g

 

Alesha countied her Semi Final promotion, stopping at relatively new participants Bare and Naked gardens. She performed three songs including her Buzzjack song "Lipstick", new song "The Boy Does Nothing" and "Scandalous" and recieved a postive reception from the country.

After the performance Alesha- who will next stop at FNT Nickodina, said "I loved performing here. It's the first time United States of Russiatron have travelled to Bare and Naked gardens and I was pleased to have the privalege of being the first representative! It's a beautiful country".

The brilliant reception overshadows the boo's she recieved whilst performing at Lorikeet last night. The 30 year old beauty was "heartbroken" when she was booed off the stage midway through the performance of "Lipstick". The booing was after Alesha allegedy made a comment, calling the Lorikeet participants "slags". She denies making this comment. Alesha's first performance in Simondly was cancelled due to illness, and has been rescheduled for the 16th October. She will also be stopping off at Torchwood on this day.

 

Performance at Bare and Naked gardens-

 

 

 

:cheer: Thank you for coming... shame Alesha did not stick to the dress code -_-

All is forgiven with the great performance :D :D

AleshaDixonBlog.com

 

"My time in FNTNickodonia"

 

Hello Everyone;

 

I visited the beautiful country FNTNickodonia as part of my promotion tour for BJSC. I didn't perform sing there but I had a chance to dance with my lovely mate Matthew Cutler, and the crowd was totally digging it! I also visited a mall and signed copies of my CD which is due out in the shops next week in FNTNickodonia.

Well I only had a fleeting visit there due to personal problems, but I will be performing in United States of Jack tomorrow, and I've been told it's a fantastic country to perform, so I'm looking forward to that".

In other news, You might have heard that I've got myself a fella. It's true- I've been dating a beautiful man called Brad Pitt for nearly several months.

 

Thats all for now my lovelies, take care

 

Alesha x

BJSCXII already?

 

Rumours are rife in Ashton that their BJSCXII act has been selected already.

 

Our source at the ASC has told us that Red Blooded Women are set to make another appearance for the country with their debut EP "You Made Your Bed". She also said that Red Blooded Women flew in earlier this week for talks between gigs in their native UK. Ashton's dictator has allegedly asked the trio back after 'You Made Your Bed' topped AMC:Media charts earlier this year. The song is currently at #5 having climbed back into the top 10 from #14 the tracks lowest position to date, and coincidently the same position' Colour Me Dirty' finished in BJSC VII.

 

Our source told us that Red Blooded Women were delighted to be asked back, and that the Dictator couldn't wait to host the largest promo tour Buzzjack has ever seen. In a money no object bid for the top spot.

 

It is said to be the first time the top spot has been aimed for since Lily Allen was entered in BJSC VI and finished in 2nd. Unfortunately Ashton's summer anthem, Colour Me Dirty, is not set to make it through to The Best Of.

 

(Source: Ashton Sun)

Unfortunately Ashton's summer anthem, Colour Me Dirty, is not set to make it through to The Best Of.

 

(Source: Ashton Sun)

 

I still don't understand how it flopped first time around :( it's amazing

 

I hope it gets through to the Best of

It is said to be the first time the top spot has been aimed for since Lily Allen was entered in BJSC VI and finished in 2nd. Unfortunately Ashton's summer anthem, Colour Me Dirty, is not set to make it through to The Best Of.

 

(Source: Ashton Sun)

Shhh :kink:

I still don't understand how it flopped first time around :( it's amazing

 

I hope it gets through to the Best of

 

Tell me about it. Well should have been top 10 -_-

 

Shhh :kink:

 

What do you know that i don't......

 

:kink:

 

:w00t:

Janelle continues tour in Angelicland

 

After a series of performances which have drawn plaudits from across the globe, Janelle continued her tour today by landing in Angelicland and performing her entry 'Many Moons' live on 'Strictly Come Saving', the award-winning Angelic primetime programme which sees celebrities unveil their talents as accountants. With all still to fight for, Janelle announced in a post-performance press conference that she was planning 'another 9 or so performances' before the close of voting on Saturday, before hinting at her next destination. 'It'll be interesting to see if they can handle me!'

 

What do you know that i don't......

 

:kink:

 

:w00t:

Nothing Lots :smoke::kink:

:o

 

:kink:

 

Pm update??

 

i still haven't got BJSCX :nono:

 

:smoke:

 

 

 

 

 

:kink:

Janelle continued her tour today by landing in Angelicland and performing her entry 'Many Moons' live on 'Strictly Come Saving', the award-winning Angelic primetime programme which sees celebrities unveil their talents as accountants.

 

:rofl: sounds like a ratings SMASH

 

'Lisa Scott-Lee and Shane Lynch go head to head in a battle to see who can figure out how to opening the filing cabinet in the quickest time in the grand final of...STRICTLY COME SAVING' :heehee:

:o

 

:kink:

 

Pm update??

 

i still haven't got BJSCX :nono:

 

:smoke:

:kink:

Oh yes, I still need to send that :heehee: I shall get right on it after Janelle has visited a country that can handle her and a country that can give her f***loads of diamonds :kink:

 

:rofl: sounds like a ratings SMASH

 

'Lisa Scott-Lee and Shane Lynch go head to head in a battle to see who can figure out how to opening the filing cabinet in the quickest time in the grand final of...STRICTLY COME SAVING' :heehee:

Quite obv the way forward for Saturday nights :o God, with Maria + Mira on Loose Women and this, we could end up rejuvenating television completely! :heehee:

Oh yes, I still need to send that :heehee: I shall get right on it after Janelle has visited a country that can handle her and a country that can give her f***loads of diamonds :kink:

 

So she's visiting ******* the former winners i see.

 

Ashton can't wait for her to appear :w00t:

Quite obv the way forward for Saturday nights :o God, with Maria + Mira on Loose Women and this, we could end up rejuvenating television completely! :heehee:

 

Maria and Mira on Loose Women might be a bit risky though considering they get their cleavage out at any given moment :heehee:

Gabriella appears on AshChat

 

Gabriella Cilmi appeared on Ashton's most popular chat show "AshChat" hosted by the incredible Mutya Buena and Lily Allen. The show is renowned for it's opinions on the news and humorous output. Gabriella sat on the sofa and chatted to the hosts on random subjects such as: "how ghetto are you?" and "What do you think of slaggy cheryl cole?". She also performed entry Don't Wanna Go To Bed Now.

 

Gabriella Cilmi - Don't Wanna Go To Bed Now

 

(Source: Ashton Sun)

Maria and Mira on Loose Women might be a bit risky though considering they get their cleavage out at any given moment :heehee:

Well, Maria wouldn't need to as she leaves nothing to the imagination anyway, and Mira would be too intimidated by Maria's size to do anything, lest she gets laughed at and given Clearasil for the spots on her chest by Maria :kink:

Janelle storms The Tuesday Afternoon Scheme

 

Continuing her 14-date tour, Quotosibb was unveiled as the fifth date after Janelle received a rapturous response to her storming performance of 'Many Moons' on The Tuesday Afternoon Scheme, leaving co-host Adi Carr and guest host Beverley Knight screaming for an encore at the end of the setlist, which included a performance of Beverley's winning song 'Black Butta'. Janelle was later interviewed, and claimed she was 'upbeat' about her chances of qualification, but said that 'nothing is definite...hence the jetsetting!'. Janelle subsequently donned the 'Coat of Cash' and won two tickets to the final results of BJSC XI for a lucky audience member, before concluding with an encore of 'Many Moons'. Janelle's odds have subsequently been slashed to 12/1 at Ceknet!.

 

 

Janelle was also seen stocking up on anti-aging cream while in Siobah, although she claimed that it was only because 'the low prices just mean it only makes sense to stock up now' :kink:

Janelle makes long-awaited appearance in Morpeth Cove!

 

The Ashtonise wait concluded in dramatic fashion today as Janelle landed at Sugabia International Airport to an ecstatic Ashtonise crowd, being mobbed by adoring fans (barely held back by Ashtonise troops) during her procession from the aeroplane to her limousine, which was also followed throughout Morpeth Cove on the way to her live performance on 'Artists Stand Up For Artist Changing' at the Sugatorium, a movement massively popular amongst the fervent Ashtonise and Kopecek public. Once there, Janelle performed 'Many Moons' to a euphoric reception from a crowd of 300,000 people, before colaborating with a star-studded line-up for the charity single 'Just Change It!', with all profits going towards the movement against the new 'no-changing' rule in the BuzzJack Song Contest. With the Best of the BJSC Contest taking place in Ashton next month with Kopecek involvement, today's performance showed the close links between the two countries as well as giving the world a taster of what may be on offer.