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Pre 2000:

 

Off the top of my head:

 

I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls

Agadoo - Black Lace

Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John

Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina feat. Timmy Mallett

There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir

Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh' - The Teletubbies

The Birdie Song - The Tweets

Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond

Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina

Just Say No - Grange Hill Cast

Grandad - Clive Dunn

Save Your Love - Rene and Renato

Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne

Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson

Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry

Doop - Doop

Cotton Eye Joe - The Rednex

So Macho - Sinitta

 

That will do for now.....

 

An excellent list of sh it songs Richard!

 

For now ... I'd add!

 

Billy Don't Be a Hero (the cover version, by the Cadbury Brothers, about the guy who fell into the chocolate mix at the factory is better ... but that is called 'Billy, Don't Be an Aero' :lol: )

Seasons in the Sun (all versions including the original)

The Night Chicago Died

Anything and everything by Brotherhood of Man (both incarnations)

 

I'm in a rush now to go out ... I'll have to mull over this one ... I know there are hundreds of songs I detest - I've just got to pick out the truly awful ones.

 

Norma

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erm..... really ? our greatest living songwriter overrated?

I'm not doubting his song writing skills, just him as a singer/fronting a band when he performs.

Unchained Melody p!sses me off, but thats probably because of the amount of covers.

I also hate that Groove Is In The Heart :puke2:

My personal choice is ABBA- Voulez-Vous. Really don't know why i hate this so much though :blink:, i'd like to think i'm quite tolerant.

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No Charge by JJ Barrie is possibly the worst sentimental tosh ever. And I've loathed every version of Lady Marmalade - a horrible, horrible song.

Shadup your face - Joe Dolce. Everytime I hear it, makes me cringe.

 

Others that spring to mind and want to make me throw up are.....

 

Disco Duck - Rick Dees

I've never been to me - Charlene

Uptown girl - Billy Joel

Lady in Red - Chris de Burgh

Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

We built this city - Starship

My heart will go on - Celine Dion

Your having my baby - Paul Anka

 

plus any song by Michael Bolton.

Some right bad'uns there Brian!

 

Would have to add Hello by Lionel Ritchie

 

Then there's Frankie by Sister Sledge. Horrible horrible song.

 

Oh and Joanna by Kool & the Gang.

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...every version of Lady Marmalade - a horrible, horrible song.

 

Oh my god YES!!!

 

I absolutely HATE that song with passion!!! :arrr:

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I would have to include the following in my worst songs of all time

 

Wings Mull Of Kintyre

Rod Stewart Sailing

Gloria Gaynor I Will Survive

 

All completely mind numbingly boring!!

I would have to include the following in my worst songs of all time

 

Wings Mull Of Kintyre

Rod Stewart Sailing

Gloria Gaynor I Will Survive

 

All completely mind numbingly boring!!

 

omg sailing! YES! isnt it just awful!

Your having my baby - Paul Anka - :puke2:

My heart will go on - Celine Dion - double :puke2:

 

Norma

 

Take That - pray and babe and most of their songs

 

That song that goes like "I wonder why something something - tears in my eyes"

 

Shanyse - I love your smile

 

NKOTB - hang tough

 

Boyzone - love moi for a reason

 

Whitney Houston - I will always love you

 

 

We built this city - Starship

 

How did I overlook that pile of crap? :lol: I think between Brian and Richard the worst have truly been captured. Brian gets top marks for this one and the Paul Anka song though! :lol:

 

Norma

 

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That All that she wants is another baby crap, i cant remember who it is by

Take That - pray and babe and most of their songs

 

That song that goes like "I wonder why something something - tears in my eyes"

 

Shanyse - I love your smile

 

I LOVE Shanice!

 

By the way, the other one is Curtis Stigers "I Wonder Why" which is a grusome, agreed.

Kid Cudi - Day N Nite :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2:

Nope, not that awful tbh. :lol:

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