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So it's finally here - what we've all been waiting for. The results of Buzzjack's top 50 shows :cheer:

It started as a JamesP thing, muscled out by dictator Jark and now the two of them will be counting down results for you, the grand old people of Buzzjack - it's like a sitcom in itself to be honest.

So, SIT BACK, CHILLAX, FLICK ON THE BOX, PREDICT and... THAT'S IT! :magic:

So Far..

24 / The Inbetweeners / 69
25 / Buffy The Vampire Slayer / 67
26 / Never Mind The Buzzcocks / 64
26 / Gossip Girl / 64
28 / The Simple Life / 61
29 / Catherine Tate Show / 60
30 / Coronation Street / 53
31 / Harry Hill's TV Burp / 52
31 / Popular / 52
31 / Sex And The City / 52
31 / Skins / 52
35 / Only Fools & Horses / 51
35 / My Family / 51
37 / One Tree Hill / 50
38 / 24 / 49
38 / Supernatural / 49
40 / The Friday/Sunday Night Project / 48
41 / Fawlty Towers / 47
41 / Torchwood / 47
43 / Prison Break / 46
44 / Ally McBeal / 45
44 / Grey’s Anatomy / 45
46 / Sugar Rush / 44
47 / Mock The Week / 41
48 / Waterloo Road / 38
49 / The Bill / 36
50 / Little Britain / 35
50 / Takeshi’s Castle / 35

Edited May 10, 200916 yr by 21stCenturyJames

I WANT JARK

I WANT RESULTS

YOU GOT ME (BABE - Good old Cher)

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In 2003 it was so cool to watch Little Britain. Oh look, there's an ugly man and a bald man dressing up in fatsuits and donning daft regional accents. How we giggled! You had the mentally deficit but sexually active Anne, repugnant pramface Vicky Pollard, and most notably Lou Todd and Andy Pipkin, a carer and wheelchair user combo. Little Britain rarely strayed from what we knew - for instance every week the gag in Lou and Andy's sketch revolved around supposedly-disabled Andy running off when Lou's back is turned and doing things like stealing policemens' horses, but at the same time the familiarity is what made it so funny.

 

The show trailed off fairly majorly in series three, losing viewers and generally being much less funny, but it's a charming sketch show nonetheless which for a while managed to get the nation snapping 'yeah but no but' at one another. Also well worth watching just voice for Tom Baker's cheery and wonderfully lewd voiceovers, in which he declared such things as the episode ending early because he needed a poo etc. We laughed, we laughed.

35pts \\

Lou and Andy got very old very quickly.

 

Marjorie Dawes however... :wub:

YES THIS IS JOINT, WE'RE NOT IDIOTS

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Take some Japanese idiots. Take some quality, back, rib and every other vital bone breaking mechanisms. And what are you left with? The world's damn best gameshow, obviously.

 

I myself never really understood the point of this show, why the fook did everyone half commit suicide just to drive around in little cars shooting at the 'Count Takeshi' and nearly never winning? It's so beyond me and my small brain. The games themselves were awesome though, the mazes with some surely convicted criminal pushing you in the water. the mushrooms where most people semmed to fall over onto sharp, jagged rocks, the stupid doors you have to jump through and if it breaks you WIN. Amazingness on STILTS. I'm still laughing to this day to be frank, even though it ended in 1989, YES 1989. But, to draw conclusions, what we have to question is, why are we laughing at this torture? Does watching this show makes us sadists? I think it does, and shame on you all for voting it.

 

35 Points//

Edited April 24, 200916 yr by James.

Marjorie is an absolute treasure, yes. 'High in fat? Low in fat. Dust. Anybody? Dust?' :wub: 'What advice can we give Barbra? To turn her tragic life around?'. LOVE.

 

Can't say I'm familiar with Takeshi's Castle my good self, but the idea of James still giggling twenty years later does make me pull an unfortunate face.

Did i vote for Little Britain, i cant remember. If not i defiantyl regret it now.

Everything you said about 'Little Britain' I agree with 100%! Funny at first, but went $h!t after a few series. :drama: (I agree with Marjorie too :wub:)

 

'Takeshi's Castle'! OMG! HOW COULD I FORGET! :( LOVE IT! Makes me laugh so much!

Takeshi's Castle is a forgotten gem, I feel bad for not voting for it. PURE GENIUS.

Jark's Comments >> James' Comments

 

But Takeshi's Castle. O.M.G. :wub:

 

 

 

Little Britain just missed out on my results. #24 I had it out.

 

Tekeshis' Castle was funny tbh I forgot about it though.

 

 

NENORNENOR

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I don't watch this one, so what do i know about it? Well, it's a police show, it's on ITV and it's got a kickass theme tune.

 

If I recall correctly Todd Carty rolled in off the Square and, after being educated at the world's best re-located school Grange Hill, and played some evil guy who jumped off a building? Classic. It currently stands as the UKs longest running crime show [/useless fact] and is on on WEDNESDAYS. Watch it.

 

Sorry for the terribleness, but this is what happens when I get put on da shiz i dont watch.

 

36 Points//

 

Little Britain used to be SO GOOD. To the extent that I thought 'Hey, this is pretty awesome. I shall base my MSN address around my love for this show. I clearly wont regret it in a few years.' (of course I did, though I haven't bothered to change address)

 

Unfortunately it peaked in about series 2 and the quality, along with my love of it, took a nose dive. I didn't even watch half of the USA version and I didn't vote for it. :(

i missed out in voting for this as i didnt see it shame as i would have love dto have added my vote sbut i guess its my own fault although none of the show so far i would have voted for

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Waterloo Road is wonderful. Can anybody not relate to it? We have every character type handed to us on a plate! We've got peach-skinned chavs, teenage mums, thugs with simpering sidekicks and gibbering nerds who suffer the misfortune of being related to the headteacher. This IS school as we know it. The show has also created some wonderful adult characters; Steph (the ridiculously fabulous Denise Welch), a French teacher, to use the term loosely, who apparently only comes to work for a good gossip. In the past we had Izzy (EE/Strictly's Jill Halfpenny) who was memorably stabbed in the school car park; probably not a good idea, in hindsight, to show up for work that day; as well as Jack Rimmer, the frustrated head who could never quite get anything right, and boasted a rather filthy surname. Just a funny, sad, heart-warming sort of drama series (which uses brilliant music!).

38pts \\

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Waterloo Road is wonderful. Can anybody not relate to it? We have every character type handed to us on a plate! We've got peach-skinned chavs, teenage mums, thugs with simpering sidekicks and gibbering nerds who suffer the misfortune of being related to the headteacher. This IS school as we know it. The show has also created some wonderful adult characters; Steph (the ridiculously fabulous Denise Welch), a French teacher, to use the term loosely, who apparently only comes to work for a good gossip. In the past we had Izzy (EE/Strictly's Jill Halfpenny) who was memorable stabbed in the school car park; probably not a good idea, in hindsight, to show up for work that day. Just a funny, sad, heart-warming sort of drama series (which uses brilliant music!).

38pts \\

 

Waterloo Road :heart: I can't remember if I voted for this. If I didn't, I should have.

 

 

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I love a good quality panel show - what is the point of them? Just 'hilarious comedians' making 'jokes' taking the pi$$ out of the news and being given points for doing so. It makes a question of sport look good.

 

Yet I don't watch it, therefore it's probably crap.

 

41 Points//

 

Edited April 24, 200916 yr by James.

I must say Jark, I do love your little banners for each one :wub:

(I can tell they're Jark's not James' because of the font :P)

 

I used to absolutely LOVE the Bill, but I haven't watched it for a while. Perhaps a more interesting fact about it would've been to say that June Ackland is Elly (La Roux)'s mum! :o

oh CREMEY, don't compliment Jark's already over-inflated graphics-ego :(