Posted June 16, 200916 yr Having cast my eye over the previous contests, I've realised what we've been missing for a while, and decided it would probably be beneficial to bring this back :heehee: Those who weren't here for the high point of 'BJSC gossip' (i.e. BJSC VI and VII) will quickly catch on :P State your nation and official gossip rag, and status of reliability (so we can tell if stories are coming from a reputable source or not :P) Nations & Official Gossip Rags KopeÄka // KO! (reliable to the point of boredom); ÄŒekB!tch (usually reliable, but not averse to making up stories or misquoting completely in the event of a slow news week); OMG?! (laughably unreliable); pereÄkiheltana.kp (good for the latest gossip but hideously sensationalist) Dalisska // The Daily Dalisskan (extremely reliable); Dallipop (fairly reliable, but makes occasional mistakes); Dallitown (sensationalist tabloid with distinct anti-celebrity bias) Juranabaijan // Juranexpress (reliable); GirlyGoss (celeb relationship focused and unreliable); Juranatrash (fictitious yet believable) Cadbury // The Daily Milk (respected and reliable); The Cluster (new, overpriced, fictitious); Buttons (shallow celeb rag) Ashton // AshtonTimes (high quality); AshtonSun (unreliable and gossipy); Sanvoria National (slightly unreliable); AshtonBJSCToday.an (unreliable Ashton BJSC source); AshBÃtch.an (hardcore gossip blog); Sajn Tibvor Record (local, fairly reliable); AshtonToday (highbrow broadsheet); AsHeat (Ashtonian Heat Magazine); numerous unreliable blogs -- So yeah, get spreadin' those rumours :smoke:
June 16, 200916 yr Dalisska: The Daily Dalisskan - Extremley reliable Dallipop - Fairly realiable magazine dedicated to music and BJSC but can sometimes get things muddled up Dallitown - A new celebrity magazine that likes to portray celebrities as criminals and weirdos.......so not very reliable.
June 16, 200916 yr Author ÄŒEKB!TCH // ÄŒek the gossip, Äek the b!tches KACI BITCHES OFF ALL AND SUNDRY KopeÄek BJSC XVII representative KACI BATTAGLIA shocked the BuzzJack world yesterday with a vicious verbal attack on her closest rivals for victory in Torchwood, labeling Nonsuch's Amelle Berrabah 'a cheap and low-down skank...with no sense of loyalty to Ashton whatsoever', before shouting down favourite 'Never Leave You' as 'just hideous chav noise...would anybody really give a damn if Amelle wasn't on it?'; railing against Ojnoj's LeToya, claiming that 'the BJSC is just life support for her excuse of a music career' and saying that 'she would be better off giving up the lame attempts at being 'fierce' and just sticking to Europop - has she learned nothing from Kelly?'. Kaci's rant comes at a time when bookies across the world are placing her as being amongst the favourites to win this contest with the fierce electropop anthem 'Crazy Possessive', and her rants weren't just restricted to those labeled as being in contention for the victory. Kaci had this to say of Stacie Orrico: 'Wow, I'm shocked that she's even bothering to try and enter. That $h!t sounded dated even when I was doing my teeny-pop crap back then!. After talking about her hair for several minutes with interviewer and BJSC Correspondent Vanja Helensson, Kaci then turned her barbs against M.K.L.'s Livvi Franc, saying that 'her song's so bad she had to get in a musical irrelevance to make it listenable', and claiming her biography to be 'a load of self-indulgent bollocks'. Kaci did however have some nice things to say about the other contestants during her hour-long tell-all, claiming Angelicland's MPHO to be 'a really really lovely girl...I do hope she does well, because the message behind her song is one I've sympathised with a lot. Like Quotosibb always prove, being black doesn't necessarily mean being R&B!', and calling FSR Rontvia's Beautiful Small Machines 'a real inspiration...it'd be a true victory for music if they won'. Kaci's comments are expected to receive a massive backlash, and due to public concern we at ÄŒekB!tch shall not be releasing the undoctored transcripts of the interview. -- Vanja Helensson; ÄŒekB!tch's BJSC Correspondent
June 16, 200916 yr Juranabaijan has the following publications. Juranexpress - informative and very reliable. GirlyGoss - Puts a spin on stuff to interest girls and guys...mostly orientated on relationships between celebs. and just general gossip. Not very reliable. Juranatrash - Almost completely made up...but VERY believable.
June 16, 200916 yr Dallitown Lucy caught stealing cigarettes from a newsagents in Torchwood We're here bringing you this big story surrounding our very own representative Lucy! She was seen today running out of a Torchwood newsagents with the stolen cigarettes stashed in her pants and ran down the road where she was almost caught by Torchwood police officers. But before they could catch her she jumped in a truck carrying Pig manure and speed off into the distance. It is now believed that she's hiding out in the Torchwood countryside on the run from the law. Edited June 16, 200916 yr by Sabrewulf238
June 16, 200916 yr Author OMG?! TODAY! AMELLE BERRABAH AND TINCHY STRYDER DID IT IN AN UNDERPASS OMG?! Today can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that Amelle Berrabah and Tinchy Stryder of Nonsuch HAD KINKY ROMP SESSIONS IN A TORCHWODIAN UNDERPASS during the semi-final week. A source close to the pair who refused to be named claimed the following 'Oh yeah, they were doing it all the time...sometimes they'd do it under railway underpasses, sometimes they'd do it under motorway underpasses...they probably did it about five times a day'. Official sources have so far refused to comment upon the matter, dismissing the stories as 'patently ridiculous...it says a lot that OMG?! are following the story'. We'll prove 'em wrong guys! SECRET ATTEMPTS TO RIG THE VOTES? OMG?! Today can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that BJSC XVII organisers in Torchwood are SECRETLY PLANNING TO RIG THE CONTEST IN FAVOUR OF TORCHWODIAN ALLIES. Insider sources claim that 'instructions have been sent out' to phone companies, instructing them to block particular phone lines at strategic times during the showing of the recap video throughout the BuzzJack World, in order to benefit M.K.L., Nonsuch, Ojnoj, KopeÄka, Angelicland, Botanikka, FSR Rontvia, JRK-off, and most sensationally KATHALDAZIA. As of yet the BJSC organisers have not commented upon the accusations, but we at OMG?! have a sneaky feeling that some of these accusations will be proved to have been obviously correct on the night of the results!
June 16, 200916 yr CADBURY The Daily Milk: EXTREMELY reliable, respected amongst the residents. The Cluster: New, overpriced magazine, with not much to it. Unreliable and very ficticious. Buttons: Interested in all things celebrity-orientated. Shallow magazine, but good for a laugh.
June 16, 200916 yr Dallitown Kopeckan representative caught in bank robbery Dallitown can exclusively reveal this juicy new story! Kaci, kopecka's representative was recently apprhended for armed robbery on a bank in Torchwood. On leaving the scene in a police car Kaci had this to say "Muhahahahahahahaha" Deandrian Representative goes au naturale Today we can reveal that deandrian representative, Regina Spektor was seen running through the streets of Torchwods capital completely naked. However she was running so fast so we could not take any pictures..........
June 16, 200916 yr Dallitown Kopeckan representative caught in bank robbery Dallitown can exclusively reveal this juicy new story! Kaci, kopecka's representative was recently apprhended for armed robbery on a bank in Torchwood. On leaving the scene in a police car Kaci had this to say "Muhahahahahahahaha" Deandrian Representative goes au naturale Today we can reveal that deandrian representative, Regina Spektor was seen running through the streets of Torchwods capital completely naked. However she was running so fast so we could not take any pictures.......... :wub:
June 16, 200916 yr Ashtonise Press AshtonTimes - Highly reliable, not very gossipy. AshtonTimesOnline - Less reliable version of the above AshtonSun - Unreliable, slgihtly gossipy. Sanvoria National Press - Similar to ATO AshtonBJSCToday.an - unreliable gossip on Ashton and BJSC AshBitch.an - Hardcore gossip blog, make Perez look like a saint. Sajn Tibvor Record - Local rag, kinda reliable. AshtonToday - High brow broadsheet AsHeat - Gossip mag, i.e. an Ashtonise Heat. CekB!tchAshton - Ashtonise release of the Kopeck gossip rag. There are a few other blogs too that are totally unreliable and gossipy
June 16, 200916 yr ÄŒEKB!TCH // ÄŒek the gossip, Äek the b!tches KACI BITCHES OFF ALL AND SUNDRY KopeÄek BJSC XVII representative KACI BATTAGLIA shocked the BuzzJack world yesterday with a vicious verbal attack on her closest rivals for victory in Torchwood, labeling Nonsuch's Amelle Berrabah 'a cheap and low-down skank...with no sense of loyalty to Ashton whatsoever', before shouting down favourite 'Never Leave You' as 'just hideous chav noise...would anybody really give a damn if Amelle wasn't on it?'; railing against Ojnoj's LeToya, claiming that 'the BJSC is just life support for her excuse of a music career' and saying that 'she would be better off giving up the lame attempts at being 'fierce' and just sticking to Europop - has she learned nothing from Kelly?'. Kaci's rant comes at a time when bookies across the world are placing her as being amongst the favourites to win this contest with the fierce electropop anthem 'Crazy Possessive', and her rants weren't just restricted to those labeled as being in contention for the victory. Kaci had this to say of Stacie Orrico: 'Wow, I'm shocked that she's even bothering to try and enter. That $h!t sounded dated even when I was doing my teeny-pop crap back then!. After talking about her hair for several minutes with interviewer and BJSC Correspondent Vanja Helensson, Kaci then turned her barbs against M.K.L.'s Livvi Franc, saying that 'her song's so bad she had to get in a musical irrelevance to make it listenable', and claiming her biography to be 'a load of self-indulgent bollocks'. Kaci did however have some nice things to say about the other contestants during her hour-long tell-all, claiming Angelicland's MPHO to be 'a really really lovely girl...I do hope she does well, because the message behind her song is one I've sympathised with a lot. Like Quotosibb always prove, being black doesn't necessarily mean being R&B!', and calling FSR Rontvia's Beautiful Small Machines 'a real inspiration...it'd be a true victory for music if they won'. Kaci's comments are expected to receive a massive backlash, and due to public concern we at ÄŒekB!tch shall not be releasing the undoctored transcripts of the interview. -- Vanja Helensson; ÄŒekB!tch's BJSC Correspondent Kaci's odds for the Ashtonise 12 may or may not have shot up. AshBet now has her odds on fave for the 12
June 16, 200916 yr Tinnmark Tinnbladet [Real News] - on paper everyday//Tinnbladet.ti - have update about the latest news 24/7 QT! [Gossip, reliable] - on paper Mondays, Wedendays, and fridays//qt.ti - have update every hour in daytime TTrash [Gossip, unreliable] - on paper once a week//ttrash.ti - have update every now and then in daytime Toppy [Gossip for teenage] - on paper two times a month//toppy.ti - have update one time a day The Markian [Finance News] - on paper everyday//themarkian.ti - update about the lates news in finance 24/7 TMM [Review TV, Movies, Music] - on paper once a week//tmm.ti - update when there is something new
June 16, 200916 yr Die Grootste Tief Op Die Aarde (The Most Overweight Rabies-infected female pitbull breathing) - Kathaldazia's only, biggest and greenest online media source, well known for being banned on several occasions by the UBJSCN for breaching its peace treaty. The online gossip site is well known for its malicious rumours, offensive digs at others, bias and bad sentence construction among other things. Its been rated as zero on a reliability scale set by the Angelic Law Enforcement in BJSC rules. They are however KTDZ's only gossip source, after they typically eliminated all other local gossip rivals. The gossip source so far has no alies and as of yet doesnt intend to gain any. *16/06 Die Grootste Tief Op Die Aarde (The Most Overweight Rabies-infected female pitbull breathing) - Kathaldazia Major Tamara Dey of the Flash Republic reveals Amelle Berrebah as the cheapest prostitue to walk the surface of BJSC Tamara Dey has recently lashed out on Republique d'Ashton's and more recently Nonsuch's golden girl Amelle Berrabah. Tamara reportedly mentioned that she ran into Amelle outside a club in JRK-off, where she saw Amelle making out with Girls Aloud star, Sarah Harding's significant other. Being a close friend of Sarah, Tamara of the Flash Republic physically assaulted Amelle with an illegal lengthed lipbomb stick which are only legal in the chav areas of New Rivermaya. Amelle is currently in a critical condition in hospital with a possibility of minimal blindness being a likely a result from Tamara's lipstick onslaught. It's unsure if Amelle will be in an appropriate condition to perform at the forthcoming BJSC final alongside Kathaldazian Chav icon, Tinchy Stryder let alone hosting her popular show Afternoon Amelle. Out of sincerity Tamara has made an offer to Tinchy Stryder to perform in Amelle's place at a fee of 25%, which means 25% of each point that comes Nonsuch's way should be added to the total of Kathaldazia's and their entry, Tamara's band, Flash Republic, with their entry "Twister."
June 16, 200916 yr LOL I love these stories, that's what made BJSC more fun. :heart: I think our media outlets are The Quotosibb Daily (fairly reliable tabloid), QbTV (reliable TV station/website) and Sibbian Affairs. (trashy unreliable magazine)
June 16, 200916 yr Tegan & Kaci...? Today Kaci Battaglia, the BJSC XVII representative of Kopečka, has complimented Quotosibb for showing "being black doesn't necessarily mean being R&B" with their entries. But we can sensationally reveal that she may have had hidden motives for these kind words. Kaci Battaglia and Tegan Quin (of Tegan & Sara, BJSC XVII Quotosibb entrants) were recently seen getting cosy in one of Torchwood's biggest gay clubs. A source close to us said "Kaci looked like she was getting very friendly with Tegan. The girls were sipping down champagne in the VIP room and were all over each other." Perhaps she should change her lyrics to "Call my woman again and I'm a f*** you up". Meanwhile, sister Sara was less friendly about Kaci. "She seems nice, it's just a shame her song is a shameless rip off of songs like Womanizer and every other 'saucy' female Pop song of the last 5 years." Maybe she's jealous that her twin sister is the one getting all the female attention? - - Julie Anders, Sibbian Affairs
June 16, 200916 yr Russiatron Papers Brangelia - Daily newspaper. Very realiable. Howdy! - A women's weekly magazine that LOVES Buzzjack Contest Inside BJSC - A monthly BJSC magazine that has the lowdown on the highs, the lows and the hairstyles of Buzzjack Song Contests. Will start running after the current issue. It's to be edited by Katie Price and will have celebrity columns from Kerry Katona, Coleen Nolan and Jeremy Kyle.
June 16, 200916 yr LMAO @ some! :lol: Yёllow Pages: Not very reliable :kink: Feethoo Gossip: Quite reliable, but most of the time - just guesses, not many real facts involved. -_- ЁDN: 2nd most popular and reliable source for news/gossip/stories etc. Crystaaltrue: Another gossip source that usually gives some sensational yet really laughable stories. Specialises on BJSC. Elshiit: From Elёdani language it is translated as "garbage". It is actually -_- wouldn't advise you trust any word from here. ELЁDAmN: Good for new gossip, usually involves celebrities and revealing that one bangs another. If you want porn - this is for you. Is It True?, LobodaTimes, ViolinistHitsJadeOMG, BistraTruth: Some underground yellow pages - sources, usually describing Eurovision and BJSC in all details. WHT?: The official newspaper and the most reliable source for news/gossip... [WHT? stands for "What Happened Today?"] LOLZ.
June 16, 200916 yr ELIMINATED JLS LET RIP AT FELLOW CONTESTANTS! EVICTED Boyband JLS who JUST missed out on qualifying for the finals of the Buzzjack Song Contest have let rip at the contest and the hopefuls. Ashton Merrygold, 21 who is said to be dating EastEnder's actress Barbara Windsor, told The Daily Brangelina "The contest is a fix. You need not bother trying for the competition if you haven't got a clit. There is no point. It's so favourited against females that if you have a penis you ain't getting nowhere". His bandmate openly gay Marvin Humes, 20 continued "The final is a load of crap really. You have that singer Kaci who's singing is so bad it's worse then hearing 5 cats being strangled. Then you have that stupid bitch LeToya who's diva behaviour doesn't live up to the hype. You need some decent R&B in there". But Marvin has found love since being in the contest- The 20 year old has hooked up with Kanye West. "He's so loveable but we don't want the press to intrude". Ortise Williams, 23 also let rip about a couple of contestants. Talking about the country Nonsuch and thier entry Tinchy Stryder, Ortise said "He's the worst rapper to grace the planet. You have Eminem who is good, then you have Usher who is OK. Then you have Vanilla Ice who is good but sounds like Whitney Houston when compared to Tinchy. The thing is- he bigs himself up. And he only gave Amelle vocals on the song because she was the only sugababe who would suck him off. He's a knob". His rant continued about Cascada. "The girl is firece to look at but when she starts singing your balls do a jump inside your body- it's that bad". But the youngest member of the band- Johnathon Gill, 13 had some nice words to say about Angelicland's entry MPHO. "That girl is so down to earth and can actually sing. She is going to be massive whilst Ashton bigged up Mdice's act Firefox AK. "It's nice to see something different in the competition" and also compliment Kathaldazia's entry Flash Republic calling thier song "an epic tune". JLS just missed out on qualifying for the final after gaining 54 points in the 2nd semi final- the same as another act- but were booted out for getting less 12's. Bookie's in Russiatron currently place Qutosibb's Tegan & Sara and Tinnmark's Cascada as rank favourites to win the competition. Carol McGiffen - Daily Brangalina
June 16, 200916 yr ViolinistHitsJadeOMG: Some underground yellow pages - sources, usually describing Eurovision and BJSC in all details. LOLZ. :rofl: Still Eurovision obssessed.
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