Having not really gotten into this series yet (I think in my head I knew The Apprentice will NEVER live up to the year of The Lucinda Ledgerwood (with added Michael Sophocles and Jenny Celery), I gave tonight a go.

Laura is a terrible brat who clearly has no place in the business world. I HOPE WE FAIL. Have a word love.

Stuart is a comedy buffoon, but I did love how Joanna instantly proved him wrong and nailed their biggest sale of the task.

The Jamie/Christopher combo were woefully inept.

As I sadly suspected, this series lacks the spark and CAR-CRASH compulsive-viewing of Series 4.

I didnt agree with last nights decision. Jamie or Chris should have gone. I cant believe Laura is still in the show as she does nothing constructive apart from moan and swear. I also hope Stuart goes soon as he is so annoying and patronising.

As I sadly suspected, this series lacks the spark and CAR-CRASH compulsive-viewing of Series 4.

I think it has plenty of spark frankly but it's quite different from the last series - there seems to have been more of a focus this time on picking contestants who weren't so obviously The Token Gob or The Fame Hungry Bombshell etc.

I think it has plenty of spark frankly but it's quite different from the last series - there seems to have been more of a focus this time on picking contestants who weren't so obviously The Token Gob or The Fame Hungry Bombshell etc.

 

Well the last series was a little dull, so I'm glad they tried to shake things up about. But I think in my head NOTHING will ever compare to Lucinda :(

I think the competition is Liz's to lose.

 

Chris is my favourite, but if the guys lose the task next week (looks like they've been gender split again) then he is definitely a goner. Laura needs to go next, she really is ab absolute mong.

THANK GOD. I've been waiting weeks for the depressing mule to get the chop, for weeks she's been the worst there and should have gone in the second week frankly. Not the worst this week perhaps but Liz and Stella were much stronger overall.

Going off Liz somewhat though, love, no one on earth will miss Laura at all. Team Queen Stella all the way for me now. Or the rather wonderful Joanna “PAPRIKA, CURRY AND SAUSAGE!” Riley who finally seems to have been acknoledged as a candidate to win, despite being so for weeks.

It was a rather brilliant boardroom though. But I do miss the days when Liz and Stella were BFF's combined with their awesomeness. Now they just hate each other. Brilliant.

And Laura has gone :funky:

THANK GOD. I've been waiting weeks for the depressing mule to get the chop, for weeks she's been the worst there and should have gone in the second week frankly. Not the worst this week perhaps but Liz and Stella were much stronger overall.

Going off Liz somewhat though, love, no one on earth will miss Laura at all. Team Queen Stella all the way for me now. Or the rather wonderful Joanna “PAPRIKA, CURRY AND SAUSAGE!” Riley who finally seems to have been acknoledged as a candidate to win, despite being so for weeks.

It was a rather brilliant boardroom though. But I do miss the days when Liz and Stella were BFF's combined with their awesomeness. Now they just hate each other. Brilliant.

Liz vs Stella back in the house was AMAZING

Stella was brilliant - I love how she won't cosy up to anyone. Stella all the way!

I love how smug the girls all were and then they were told they lost- got what they deserved :dancing: the right person went though- the other two were just too strong (admittedly I didnt expect the boys to win that :o )

 

and Chris's stories= :rofl:

 

 

But I think in my head NOTHING will ever compare to Lucinda :(

THIS

 

And yes, team Stella and Joanna all the way

really? I detest joanna, she's vile.

however, I hope liz or stella end up winning.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/NotPatrick/The%20Apprentice/NewPicture48-6.jpg

 

“PARRRRRIKKKKAAAAAAAA, CURRRRRRYYYYY AND SAUSSSSSAGGGGGGGE!”

 

Basically. Joanna rules OK.

PHEW. For a minute there, I thought Stella was a goner (though, I am going off her). LIZ FTW :wub:

Am I the only Laura fan here? :(

Yes, she is a monstrosity.

Lol the clip on You're Fired with Stu and Chris in the taxi was the greatest thing ever.

 

Woman on phone: Are you a London library member?

Chris: I'm not....uhhhm yes. Sorry, yes.

Woman: And your name?

Chris: Uhm, actually no, sorry. When I said yes, I meant no.

 

Effing amazing hahahahhahaahahhahahah

Am I the only Laura fan here? :(

nope, she was my second favourite. she did complain at times but she does have it in her to be nice. don't really understand the hate that much. :(

I'm oh-so incredibly pleased that Laura was fired! :D But disappointed that Stella was on the winning team, and then the rest of the house ganging-up against her. :( Liz has gone off me a bit too, and Joanna is surprisingly my 2nd favourite candidate! :o I wouldn't be surprised if the final three were all girls though, as both Jamie and Stuart are vile - and Chris ain't much better!

Anyone watching this tonight? God its painfully embarrassing!

 

Kath