Posted November 12, 201014 yr HATAHS ARE HENCEFORTH INVITED TO KILL THEMSELVES. Over a period of several years, I will announce the results.
November 12, 201014 yr Author Over the last two weeks (BUT NOT FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS), you've all been answering the following questions in your TENS. 1. Name a historic King or Queen of the United Kingdom (NOT Elizabeth II) 2. Name a city in Africa 3. Name a song not by Lady Gaga or Katy Perry 4. Name a musical instrument 5. Name a character from Symphony Hills 6. Name a song featuring the word 'shawty' in the chorus 7. Name a gay icon 8. Name a Buzzjack member likely to be a sexual deviant 9. Name a UK university other than Oxford/Cambridge 10. Name an artist who's never had a Multichart number one The following people in red all answered the questions and are eligible for entry into a raffle with the top prize being the chance to rob Jack Pilgrim of his virginity! (Prize may not be returned but may be left unclaimed.) Silk Bullet: Ashford Chris Cod Daniel II David Emily Haines Ghosthunter Gooddelta Grandwicky Harve Juranamo Lewis Mikey Nickthenoodle Notso Hampson Pavel Sabrina Silas Slick Tacticz/Kieran The Viper Tyron (15) -70 Toxic Champagne: Aaron TM Bert for Lashes Casey Chart Wizard C.R. Dandy DanielG FM 11 Grape JakeWild Jonny Kaisa La La Land Martyn Poisoned Kisses Santa Claus Severin Silver Rocket Spiral Suedehead Trouble Truly Talented 16 (-60) Quest for Eternal Perfection: Aled Angelic Shine Arrs Cremey Dannyboy Hitstastic Jack JamesP Jamieed Jark Jerick Johnkm Jonjo Josh Mattias Matt Aloud Mikal Robot Sabrewulf Steve D Theo Tyler 14 (-80) Blue Waffle: 152 Chris Alias Bray Brett-Butler Cassidy Chemical Halo Chris2k10 Common Sense Consuela Frank Jack Pilgrim Jake Jester Kuki Sanban Mancunian Giraffe Nicky RabbitFurCoat Regina Flowers Rooney Shelli Louise Po Shoat WillR 14 (-80) SO, speculate! Who made an absolute tit of themselves this week?
November 12, 201014 yr Having seen the MARVELLOUS prize it's just tragic really that I rushed these answers, so I'm fairly certain that I can be this weeks token 'Quest tragically stupid' one.
November 12, 201014 yr Author Q1: Name a historic King or Queen of the United Kingdom (NOT Elizabeth II) And we're off! And pretty much everyone goes for noted fat bastard King Henry VIII, famous for being a bit of a slag, bankrupting England, and setting up his own religion just so he could get FRESH VAJ. Meanwhile, the rest of us with just a MODICUM of fierceness go for noted icon VICKY, infamous for rocking a tiara in black, not being amused, and inspiring Jark approximately a century later. (BITCH HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR) Elsewhere, Kaisa surprises absolutely nobody by going for a fictional king who pretty much NOBODY would've gone for. Just ignore him. Henry VIII (28): Kieran, Slick, Silas, Harve, Emily Haines, Daniel II, AaronTM, Casey, Chart Wizard, DanielG, Poisoned Kisses, Truly Talented, Cremey, Dannyboy, Hitstastic, Jonjo, Josh, Mattias, 152 Chris, Bray, Jack Pilgrim, MancunianGiraffe, Nicky, RabbitFurCoat, Regina Flowers, Rooney, Shoat, WillR Victoria (17): Cod, David, Ghosthunter, Gooddelta, Mikey, Pavel, Sabrina, The Viper, Tyron, Grape, Suedehead, Angelic Shine, JamesP, Jark, Matt Aloud, Brett-Butler, Jester Elizabeth I (12): C.R., Dandy, FM11, JakeWild, Santa Claus, Severin, Trouble, Aled, Jack, Theo, Kuki Sanban, Shelli Louise Po George VI (1): Arrs King Arthur (1): Kaisa
November 12, 201014 yr Over the last two weeks (BUT NOT FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS), you've all been answering the following questions in your TENS. SO, speculate! Who made an absolute tit of themselves this week? You mean other than the person who has spent longer doing this than Bryan Adams spent at number one? :lol:
November 12, 201014 yr Author Q2: Name a city in Africa COMEDY GOLD ALERT. Buzzjack proves once again that it is HOPELESS at geography (seriously, Lady Buzzjack is smh'ing at some of you). Whilst the majority of sensible people go for the capitals/main cities of Egypt and South Africa, a few people take random potshots at existing cities in the hope other people will answer (although I think LUSAKA might have been pushing it a bit when it comes to coming up with answers everyone else will say too), a few people go ahead and guess COUNTRIES of Africa as potential cities, Jack Pilgrim throws in that infamously African city of Beijing, and Kuki provides us all with one of my favourite lines of the year and returns to form! Cairo (19) Ghosthunter Harve Slick Tyron Chart Wizard Dandy Santa Claus Severin Truly Talented Aled Arrs Cremey 152 Chris Bray Jester MancunianGiraffe Rooney Shoat WillR Johannesburg (17) Cod David The Viper AaronTM Grape JakeWild Poisoned Kisses Suedehead Trouble Angelic Shine JamesP Jonjo Matt Aloud Theo Brett-Butler Nicky Regina Flowers Cape Town (10) Emily Haines Gooddelta Mikey Pavel Sabrina C.R. FM11 Hitstastic Jark Mattias Lagos (1): Kieran Marrakech (1): Silas Lusaka (1): Daniel II Nairobi (1): Casey South Africa (1): DanielG Riyadh (1): Kaisa Nigeria (1): Dannyboy Abuja (1): Jack Timbuktu (1): Josh Accra (1): RabbitFurCoat Kenya (1): Shelli Louise Po Beijing (1): Jack Pilgrim 'Oh christ I didn't even realise Africa had cities! Is benagol a city? Ok I say benagol' (1): Kuki Sanban
November 12, 201014 yr Elsewhere, Kaisa surprises absolutely nobody by going for a fictional king who pretty much NOBODY would've gone for. Just ignore him. King Arthur (1): Kaisa Oh $h!t, i genuinely thought he was real :(
November 12, 201014 yr Yay, these are up at last, I've not done bad so far- I even got the Geography question right :o Kuki :mellow:
November 12, 201014 yr Henry VIII (28): Kieran, Slick, Silas, Harve, Emily Haines, Daniel II, AaronTM, Casey, Chart Wizard, DanielG, Poisoned Kisses, Truly Talented, Cremey, Dannyboy, Hitstastic, Jonjo, Josh, Mattias, 152 Chris, Bray, Jack Pilgrim, MancunianGiraffe, Nicky, RabbitFurCoat, Regina Flowers, Rooney, Shoat, WillR So it is just me that think the King Henry VIII won't get the top answer...
November 12, 201014 yr 'Oh christ I didn't even realise Africa had cities! Is benagol a city? Ok I say benagol' (1): Kuki Sanban That may just beat 'Rebecca' as my favourite FF answer ever ^_^ Having seen the MARVELLOUS prize :D
November 12, 201014 yr Author 3. Name a song not by Lady Gaga or Katy Perry WHAT WERE YOU BITCHING ABOUT SHOAT? Dumbstruck for a few minutes after being asked to imagine a world without Lady Gaga or Katy Perry, the majority of Buzzjack remembers I've forgotten to forbid the third member of the Holy Trinity and rushes to anoint Queen Cheryl. Although I'm forbidden from judging the rest of you given you're ALL TECHNICALLY RIGHT, I would like to question the sanity of anybody who thinks noted metal bumming forum Buzzjack will collectively guess at Dimmu Borgir when asked to name a non-Gaga/Perry song. DITTO SUEDE. (SIDENOTE: Severin and Angelic Shine went into anaphylactic shock when asked to imagine a world without Gaga or Katy Perry and failed to provide an answer.) Promise This (19) Cod Daniel II Ghosthunter Gooddelta Harve Mikey Sabrina Silas AaronTM C.R. FM11 Grape Poisoned Kisses Suedehead Trouble Truly Talented Josh RabbitFurCoat Shoat Fight For This Love (14) Slick The Viper Tyron DanielG Aled Cremey Dannyboy Hitstastic JamesP Mattias Theo 152 Chris Kuki Sanban Nicky Only Girl (In The World) (5) David Dandy Jark Matt Aloud WillR Umbrella (2): Emily Haines, Chart Wizard Shakira - Loca (1): Pavel Far East Movement - Like A G6 (1): Kieran Toxic (1): Casey I Gotta Feeling (1): JakeWild Dimmu Borgir - Dimmu Borgir (1): Kaisa Last Christmas (1): Santa Claus About You Now (1): Arrs Leilani – Madness Thing (1): Jack Higher (1): Jonjo All The Lovers (1): Bray Suede - Stay Together (1): Brett-Butler Lena - Satellite (1): Jack Pilgrim Bleeding Love (1): Jester Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (1): MancunianGiraffe Brandon Flowers - Only The Young (1): Regina Flowers Just The Way You Are (1): Rooney Stacey's Mom (1): Shelli Louise Po NO ANSWER (2): Severin, Angelic Shine
