I think we ALL NEED TO DISCUSS Josh's webbed fingers in the meantime.

I think Tyron should go and play on the M1, preferably around 5 o clock, when it's really busy.

I think Tyron should go and play on the M1, preferably around 5 o clock, when it's really busy.

When there's a TRAFFIC JAM? Whatever would be the point of that?

When there's a TRAFFIC JAM? Whatever would be the point of that?

OKAY YOU GOT ME.

When there's a TRAFFIC JAM? Whatever would be the point of that?

You could have a nice picnic. The weather may be against you though.

LATE and no longer relevant, but I'm bored so;

 

Top 5 P!nk Songs

 

1) Glitter In The Air

2) I Have Seen The Rain

3) The One That Got Away

4) Humble Neighborhoods

5) Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self/Dear. Mr President (Can't decide between them :()

Edited November 30, 201014 yr by Daniel II

Just say a video in my facebook feed of Alex Salmond chattin $h!te about St Andrews Day from St Andrews, supposedly filmed today, yet there is a suspicious absence of the Half Foot of snow St Andrews has! :rofl:

God, this is a nightmare to type out...

 

 

08. Name an excuse you might give for turning down a date from an unwanted admirer

 

 

Clearly few of Buzzjack have given thought to what exactly happens when they're no longer ill, needed at work, NOT washing their hair or rearranging the fruitbowl. At least pretending to be a rubbishgai, or desperately grabbing the arm of the nearest passer-by in a familiar fashion will put an end to things THERE AND THEN.

Meanwhile Kuki was most insistent that he use his hilariously unfunny little joke about the dog meaning JMH, so proud was he of his own aspiring comedian moment. A career writing for My Family awaits you! Elsewhere Shelli makes it abundantly clear she doesn't sleep with guys on the first date, she's already dropped her knickers before she's even asked out to the nearest MaccyD's, how else to explain how she would possibly know whether someone has a "cheesy willy" or not? You may wish to re-think your attitude Shelli, too much chlamydia can cause infertility you know!

 

 

I'm already taken (13): Silas, The Viper, Aaron, Bert For Lashes, JakeWild, Dannyboy, Hitstastic, Mattias Brett Butler, Frank, RabbitFurCoat, Rooney, Shoat

 

Washing my hair (11): Gooddelta, Slick, CR, Dandy, Truly Talented, Jack, JamesP, Josh, Theo, 152.chris, MancunianGiraffe

 

I'm a rubbishgai / I'm a fan of KD Lang / I'm a fierce hetero (5): Tyron, Chart Wizard, Poisoned Kisses, Aled, Jack Pilgrim

 

I'm ill (4): Ghosthunter, Jonjo, Robot, WillR0713

 

I'm busy (4): Sabrina, FM11, Arrs, Jamie

 

I don't fancy you / I don't date mingers (2): Severin, Jark

 

You have AIDS / You have an STD (2): Alias, Jester

 

I'm not looking for a relationship (1): Cremey

 

You're too good for me (1): Nicky

 

I have a doctor's appointment (1): Bray

 

I have to work (1): DanielG

 

My cat is sick (1): Pavel

 

I forgot to feed the dog/JMH13 (1): Kuki Sanban

 

I forgot my wallet (1): Mikey

 

I'm rearranging the fruit-bowl (1): Suedehead

 

You don't look like Courtney Cox (1): Regina Flowers

 

You have a cheesy willy (1): Shelli Louise Po

KD Lang is quite possibly my LEAST FAVOURITE variety of lesbian - the type who DRESSES IN OVERSIZED MEN'S SUITS. There is simply no excuse.

KD Lang is quite possibly my LEAST FAVOURITE variety of lesbian - the type who DRESSES IN OVERSIZED MEN'S SUITS. There is simply no excuse.

Don't act like you WOULDN'T!

You don't look like Courtney Cox (1): Regina Flowers

Really?

Oh dear :(

Perhaps taken a bit too seriously by me. I do love how Pavel puts his sick cat in front of a date though. PRIORITIES. :wub:

How is "washing my hair" popular?

Battle of the Lounge mods next, who's being bumped off? :o

How is "washing my hair" popular?

I was about to say, have you NEVER heard that before? And then I thought about it a little bit and realised my error.

What's up with my answer to Q8? I should be in the top answer! I said "I'm not single" or something like that. I didn't mean YOU as in the person asking for the date! I meant YOU as in ONE. Me.

Edited November 30, 201014 yr by Mattias

Battle of the Lounge mods next, who's being bumped off? :o

FIRST 2 LAST (in terms of $h!tness and being bumped off)

 

JARK

AARON

SHOAT

GoBJ + QoL DAME TIRREN MBE

Jark is going to be the top answer isn't he? :( DAMMIT.

Hang on...Aaron's a lounge mod?! :o

Definitely didn't know that!

Hang on...Aaron's a lounge mod?! :o

Definitely didn't know that!

LMFAO

EXCUSA-MEI.

 

AARON is about as active as my SEX LIFE ie TOTALLY STONE DEAD - SURELY he should be the top answer here. If not I call HOMOPHOBEA - I guess being the only heterosexual lounge mod I was always going to SUFFER but I really did expect BETTER of you, Buzzjack!