I guess this is more reality than TV/Soaps, but mods can move it if they feel it's better :) I only watched the last 2 eps of series 1, but I'm excited for it tonight as I really enjoyed them :D Apparently Mark and Lauren are faking their engagement for money:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s143/the-on...engagement.html

 

Must be true! Surely they wouldn't get engaged that quick - he was going out with Kayla Collins until like 2 weeks ago :mellow:

wouldn't put it past them!

 

shamefully looking forward to this :blush: i loved it last series even though i do realise how tacky it is but it's my ultimate guilty pleasure along with the jersey shore

I shall have to watch this tonight, I'm intrigued about how it works, I don't get how it's their real lives caught on camera, when it looks like they're acting. It's confusing :lol:

Haven't seen every episode of the last series. But I was checking this around Christmas (seen the Xmas special and the countdown stuff).

 

I shall have to watch this tonight, I'm intrigued about how it works, I don't get how it's their real lives caught on camera, when it looks like they're acting. It's confusing :lol:

I find it confusing too. But I guess it doesn't matter when it's actually a bit hilarious. :lol:

Wikipedia says it shows ''real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way'' which I'd say is about right tbh

Aaaah literally SO excited for this. By far my favourite tv show at the moment!

 

AMY :wub:

 

''Do you know Mark?"

 

As if there's not anyone else called Mark in the whole of Essex! :lol:

Harry <3 :wub:

shuuut uuuuupppppp

Everyone was talking about this, on my Facebook feed, last night, so I thought I'd give it a watch.... :mellow: I was sat there thinking "This is awful" and yet I couldn't turn it off. :(

I was sat there thinking "This is awful" and yet I couldn't turn it off. :(

Same, it's just so bad that you have to watch :lol: It's the secret to the success I think :P

$h!t. I missed this :( Itv player it is.

''Do you know Mark?"

 

As if there's not anyone else called Mark in the whole of Essex! :lol:

I was sitting there thinking the same thing

 

Some parts are so fake and make me think Why exactly am I watching this ?.. But it's such a guilty pleasure

This show is so fake (and not in an Essex fake kind of way). It's so far into west essex its basicly London, hardly anyone in Essex has the money like these bints/twats do. If they wanted the real essex they should have been filming in basildon/chelmsford/colchester/southend/clacton areas, not the oh so rich Loughton :P

Wikipedia says it shows ''real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way'' which I'd say is about right tbh

i.e. its the Hills. It's faux-reality.

 

 

And yes, as much as i'd love not to have a thread on this dire was of airtime in my forum it does belong here.

Dire.

"Imagine if their favourite colour is like...BLUE."

"Eugh that's disgusting!!"

 

I would seriously love an hour episode with just Amy and Harry (and Sam probably)! TOO funny.

Also, I love Lucy...hate the way Mark treats her, although I guess that's nothing new really. And all I can about the last (?) scene of the episode - AWKWARD!

 

Even though it is so fake i still love it :D

 

http://www.beehivecity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/onlywayessex.jpg

gemma the driving instructor is my new favourite. hope she becomes a regular part of the show..

 

i'm watching last night's episode on itv player now but it says it's on for 2 hours 15 minutes?? is that seriously how long last night's was on for or is it just a glitch or something?

 

and yeah cremey i'd love a whole episode just with amy, harry and sam. maybe them all just going on holiday somewhere :P

Haha, must be a glitch! Last night's episode was 45 minutes.

Haha, must be a glitch! Last night's episode was 45 minutes.

 

ahh cheers

 

can't believe lauren saying yes to mark proposing when she'd just had his tattoo removed. obviously for heat magazine and for them to pay for the wedding but still she's so stupid! still don't really like her anyway for how rude she always was to lucy who did absolutely nothing wrong

 

and these salon scenes are just so full of lol moments!