January 31, 201214 yr Author http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1681/mostunluckynation.png And this award is for our favourite #fails of BJSC World, the country that has had the little success it could have had stripped away from it. Who gets the award? Dalisska Kylienips N-Lazone Quintessa Quotosibb Our winner is... Kylienips Well unlucky has to be word to describe this country this year. Along with their BJSC failure, they have suffered numeorous scandals such as harbouring notorious fugitive Chili Pepper within their borders and many people saying that they're losing they're touch. I always had a soft spot for them, but then I always had a thing for older men :kink: So let's see them bounce back in 2012!
January 31, 201214 yr http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/8894/outstandingcontribution.png The next award is for the country that made all the difference this year, and without whom we might not even be here today. It's mostly the old favourites but all the current moderators are represented, and Caerfyrddia are here too. But who will win it? Surely it can only be one... Ashton Caerfyrddia Elëdan Espen FSR Rontvia Kopečka Numayania The via-ner is... FSR Rontvia Who else? Rontvia is the international symbol of the BJSC world and has won more times than anyone except Mdiče and they be on your tail, bitch! Seven wins to their six actually :P I'm really pleased to win that one :wub: Also congrats to Syndare for winning most exciting nation for 2012, I wholeheartedly agree with that sentiment!
January 31, 201214 yr Yep, on the basis of SoSo, Syndare are definitely gonna be an exciting country for the future - results-wise and music-wise! :D
January 31, 201214 yr Author http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/9776/mostunluckyentry.png Let's carry on with the award for the song that could have had it all were it not for those pesky voters. Surprisingly, there's not much crossover with the last category here, no Kylienips, so who'll be walking away with this one? Botanikka // 2NE1 - I Am The Best Dalisska // Kimbra - Cameo Lover FSR Rontvia // Lise Karlsnes - Red Hot Fljótavík // Ljusår - Ljusår Kopečka // Vendela - Punk Rock Song And the award goes to... Botanikka // 2NE1 - I Am The Best Rice queens rejoice! Gay porn capital of BJSC World Botanikka wins with their most unlucky song with a second time, after smashing the The Best Of Rejects. Is it that unlucky anymore then? Who gives a shit. NEGA JEIL JAL NAGA BITCHEZZZZZ :wub:
January 31, 201214 yr http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1681/mostunluckynation.png And this award is for our favourite #fails of BJSC World, the country that has had the little success it could have had stripped away from it. Who gets the award? Dalisska Kylienips N-Lazone Quintessa Quotosibb Our winner is... Kylienips Well unlucky has to be word to describe this country this year. Along with their BJSC failure, they have suffered numeorous scandals such as harbouring notorious fugitive Chili Pepper within their borders and many people saying that they're losing they're touch. I always had a soft spot for them, but then I always had a thing for older men :kink: So let's see them bounce back in 2012! I just had to vote for Kylienips for this. Losing with Sky Ferreira in 2010 by two points and then having Midnight City vetoed when it would have been a certain landslide winner :lol:
January 31, 201214 yr http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2306/bestdanceentry.png And the winner is... People's Republic Of Jester // Alexandra Stan - Mr. Saxobeat The Romanian invasion didn't stop in 2011, and four of them are represented here, and it was one of the biggest hits of the year across Earth and BJSC World walking away from it. With it's video full of hot prison action and the sexy sax, it's no wonder they walked away with it tonight. Shoutout to ma bitch Matt :cheer: Wooooooooo!
January 31, 201214 yr Author http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/9962/worstentry.png This is a public service announcement on the dangers of rape. Earrape. Everyone, think what you're doing before you send an entry to BJSC. It could prove to be a mistake you'll live to regret. All of these songs deserve to serve time in Buzzjail, but which one is getting life? Caerfyrddia // B-A-B-E - (Itsie Bitsie Boe) Geef Maar Lekker Toe! Dalisska // Little Majorette - Bite The Bullet Fandaminaj // Justin Black - Little Miss Naked You Juranabaijan // Black Gold - Breakdown N-Lazone // Bingo Players - Cry (Just A Little) N-Lazone // Gramophonedzie - Out Of My Head New Caprica // Jeffree Star - Beauty Killer People's Republic of Jester // Oh No Ono - The Tea Party Persephonia // The 2 Bears - Bear Hug Tinnmark // Elisabeth Andreassen - Vaken I En Dröm We're locking up and throwin away the key for... New Caprica // Jeffree Star - Beauty Killer See this is what I was saying. Sure Jeffree, y'alls a hot bitch but but then we had to listen to that shit. Wash your mouth out bitch. Lady Gaga gone 80s hair metal with a transexual that swears like a trooper is not a recipe for success. Or anyway. Go back to the catwalk where we don't have to hear you :smoke:
January 31, 201214 yr http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/9776/mostunluckyentry.png And the award goes to... Botanikka // 2NE1 - I Am The Best Wasn't Red Hot supposed to be walking this category Pavel? I'm glad that it didn't, Botanikka definitely deserve it, it was incredibly unlucky not to make it into the final, a real shocker at the time :o Red Hot wasn't unlucky.
January 31, 201214 yr Hoping I win 'Best Comeback'. Granted it was hardly of Take That proportions but it would be nice to win 2 awards in this :)
January 31, 201214 yr Author http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/5585/bestcomback.png Don't call it a comback bitch! All these countries weren't to be seen hide or hair of during the XXs, but came back hot and heavy in the XXXs! Amongst them was the former leader of the most winners (sorry :lol:). Surely they have got this one going on? Allecian Farahtyn Mdiče Sangria St. Joliver (former JRK-Off) The winner is... Farahtyn OMG :o Mdice get pipped at the post to this. To be fair Mdiče only entered twice last decade, whereas Farahtyn have been rocking it all year! Congrats!
January 31, 201214 yr Well done Farahtyn! I've loved Jessica and Brock and Stilettos (to a lesser extent) :D
January 31, 201214 yr Author http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/2757/bestnewcomer.png Well first of all, those kids ain't so new. Jordan Knight's been round the block a few times. Hell I've been round HIS block a few times. This award is for the bambinos of BJSC. All these countries joined us anew in the XXXs and smashed it, but which did you love most? Aquafina Batidas Budtar Daehun Fljótavík FYR Vojvodina-on-the-Wold Kluminican Republic Ramrynia Séyetana Unovia The award goes to... Batidas Well SHOCK HORROR. The country that whipped us all up into Syndare-levels of frenzy gets a year of smashes, and gets an award. There's not a lot more to say than that really :D
January 31, 201214 yr Well done Batidas!! :D I wonder if I got a vote at all - I doubt it :P We'll find out at the end!
January 31, 201214 yr I knew I had no chance in either of the catagories I was nominated in :lol: Well done to Syndare and Batidas anyway! (Who happen to be the two nations I voted for too!)
January 31, 201214 yr Author http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8824/bestentry.png We move on to the two big awards of the night. This one is for the most amazing song of the year, that has smash written all over it, and that y'all fell in love with. Sadly Shady Love wasn't nominated, so we have to pick from one of these. Ashton // Karamel - Underwear Batidas // Agnes Obel - Riverside Botanikka // Neon Hitch - Get Over You FSR Rontvia // Lykke Li - Sadness Is A Blessing FSR Rontvia // Sheelah - The Last Time Hendinia // Ricki-Lee - Raining Diamonds Isconia // Lana Del Rey - Video Games Kopečka // Elisabeth Carew - You'll Never Love Me Kopečka // Loreen - Sober United States of Jack // Fefe Dobson - Stuttering And the award goes to... Isconia // Lana Del Rey - Video Games OMG I just died. Well, she was born to. It's a second award for Isconia and Lana tonight, and a close run thing! Isconia have cemented their position of one of the best nations of the year. But next up we'll see in our final award who is the real country of the year!
January 31, 201214 yr Author http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7528/bestnation.png And our final award of the night is the big kahuna, the one that everyone would sell their souls to disco to win! It's the ten best performing countries of the year pitted against each other, in a fight to the death! So who has got what it takes to win? Ashton Batidas Elëdan Espen Fljótavík FSR Rontvia Hendinia Herzebania Kopečka Ojnoj And the winner is... FSR Rontvia Congratulations! A fully deserved win for a country that has come to define BJSC, and indeed the whole of the Buzzjack World. Thanks for watching tonight y'all, congrats to all winners and apols to all who didn't! Coming up next the score tables, and later the spreadsheet with all countries' votes :D
January 31, 201214 yr Author Most Inspired Country Total FSR Rontvia 8 Elëdan 4 Batidas 3 Caerfyrddia 3 Espen 2 Most Inspired Entry Allecian // Ask Embla - Ein 5 Espen // Frida Gold - Wovon sollen wir träumen 3 FSR Rontvia // Chart Music - All My Life 3 Isconia // Lana Del Rey - Video Games 3 Batidas // Gotye feat. Kimbra - Somebody That I Used to Know 2 Elëdan // Azealia Banks - 212 2 Batidas // Agnes Obel - Riverside 1 Caerfyrddia // I Am A Camera - Endless Storm 1 Most Uninspired Country Mezidinia 11 Aquafina 5 Budtar 2 ChrIseland 1 Quotosibb 1 Farahtyn 0 Most Uninspired Entry Aquafina // Alexandra Stan - Get Back (ASAP) 7 Quotosibb // Keri Hilson - Break The Ice 4 Kopecka // Selena Gomez & The Scene - Whiplash 3 Mezidinia // Diana Vickers - Jumping Into Rivers 2 Mezidinia // Sabrina Washington - OMG 2 Fervorosia // Pendulum - Witchcraft 1 Juranabaijan // Same Difference Feat. Alcazar - Karma Karma 1 Most Ill-informed Entry Mezidinia // Diana Vickers - Jumping Into Rivers 5 Bignia-Zaragovina // Jedward - Everyday Superstar 4 New Caprica // Jeffree Star - Beauty Killer 4 Mezidinia // Sabrina Washington - OMG (Oh My Gosh) 3 Palmyra // Echo Park - Fiber Optic 2 Fandaminaj // Justin Black - Little Miss Naked You 1 Fervorosia // Pendulum - Witchcraft 1 Most Underrated Entry Kopecka // 047; Lisa Pederson - Everything's Fine 7 BaNG // Sharam Feat. Anousheh Khalili - Fun 4 Fljótavík // Ljusår - Ljusår 3 Usfland // Laurent Voulzy - Jeanne 2 Most Overrated Entry Kopecka // Loreen - Sober 7 Farahtyn // Jessica Mauboy – Inescapable 5 FSR Rontvia // Lise Karlsnes - Red Hot 5 Hendinia // Ricki-Lee - Raining Diamonds 3 Best Discovery Isconia // Lana Del Rey - Video Games 6 Fljótavík // Le Prix & Johan Agebjörn; Lake Heartbeat - Watch The World Go By 3 FSR Rontvia // Sheelah - The Last Time 3 Greenfroze // Rachel Platten - 1000 Ships 3 Batidas // Gotye Feat. Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know 2 Farahtyn // Jessica Mauboy - Inescapable 2 Best Indie Entry Batidas // Gotye Feat. Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know 7 Isconia // Lana Del Rey - Video Games 6 Batidas // SX - Black Video 5 Fljotavik // Patrick Wolf - Together (Cherry B Mix) 1 Best Dance Entry People's Republic Of Jester // Alexandra Stan - Mr. Saxobeat 7 UnoShake // Havana Brown - We Run The Night 6 People's Republic Of Jester // Radio Killer - Lonely Heart 4 ChrIseland // Akcent - My Passion 1 Danaelandria // Elena - Disco Romancing 1 Best Asian Entry Daehun // IU - Good Day 7 Botanikka // 2NE1 - I Am The Best 5 Numayania // The_AIU - CPU 2 Daehun // Brown Eyed Girls - Sixth Sense 1 Daehun // T-Ara - Roly-Poly 1 Herzebania // Sistar - So Cool 1 St. Joliver // SingerSen - Drunk 1 Unovia // HyunA - Bubble Pop! 1 Best Scandi Entry FSR Rontvia // Sheelah - The Last Time 8 Kopecka // Loreen - Sober 7 FSR Rontvia // Lise Karlsnes - Red Hot 2 Kopecka // Elisabeth Carew - You'll Never Love Me 2 Most Improved Nation Ojnoj 6 Greenfroze 5 Ashton 3 Allecian 2 People's Republic Of Jester 2 FSR Rontvia 0 Hendinia 0 Most Exciting Nation for 2012 Syndare 6 Kluminican Republic 5 Batidas 2 Daehun 2 Seyetana 2 FSR Rontvia 1 Unovia 1 Greenfroze 0 Outstanding Contribution FSR Rontvia 7 Caerfyrddia 5 Numayania 4 Ashton 3 Espen 1 Elëdan 0 Kopečka 0 Most Unlucky Nation Kylienips 9 Dalisska 3 N-Lazone 3 Quotosibb 3 Quintessa 1 Most Unlucky Entry Botanikka // 2NE1 - I Am The Best 8 Dalisska // Kimbra - Cameo Lover 6 Fljótavík // Ljusår - Ljusår 6 FSR Rontvia // Lise Karlsnes - Red Hot 0 Kopečka // Vendela - Punk Rock Song 0 Worst Entry New Caprica // Jeffree Star - Beauty Killer 5 Caerfyrddia // B-A-B-E - (Itsie Bitsie Boe) Geef Maar Lekker Toe! 4 Fandaminaj // Justin Black - Little Miss Naked You 3 Persephonia // The 2 Bears - Bear Hug 3 Juranabaijan // Black Gold - Breakdown 1 N-Lazone // Gramophonedzie - Out Of My Head 1 People's Republic of Jester // Oh No Ono - The Tea Party 1 Tinnmark // Elisabeth Andreassen - Vaken I En Dröm 1 Dalisska // Little Majorette - Bite The Bullet 0 N-Lazone // Bingo Players - Cry (Just A Little) 0 Best Comeback Farahtyn 7 Mdiče 6 Allecian 5 St. Joliver (former JRK-Off) 2 Sangria 0 Best Newcomer Batidas 9 Fljótavík 3 FYR Vojvodina-on-the-Wold 2 Kluminican Republic 2 Aquafina 1 Séyetana 1 Unovia 1 Budtar 0 Daehun 0 Ramrynia 0 Best Entry Isconia // Lana Del Rey - Video Games 6 FSR Rontvia // Sheelah - The Last Time 4 Batidas // Agnes Obel - Riverside 3 Kopečka // Loreen - Sober 3 FSR Rontvia // Lykke Li - Sadness Is A Blessing 2 Hendinia // Ricki-Lee - Raining Diamonds 1 Kopečka // Elisabeth Carew - You'll Never Love Me 1 Ashton // Karamel - Underwear 0 Botanikka // Neon Hitch - Get Over You 0 United States of Jack // Fefe Dobson - Stuttering 0 Best Nation FSR Rontvia 13 :o Espen 2 Batidas 1 Elëdan 1 Herzebania 1 Kopečka 1 Ojnoj 1 Ashton 0 Fljótavík 0 Hendinia 0
Create an account or sign in to comment