Today's funny Kworb update has...

 

01 Emeli Sande - Heaven :huh:

02 Jay Z & Kanye West - Ni**as in Paris

03 The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army :lol:

 

What a brilliant top 3. If only :lol:

Top 100 update (8pm positions)

 

New releases entering the top 100:

#5 Alexandra Burke feat. Erick Morillo - Elephant

#59 Jason Mraz - I Won't Give Up

#97 Paul Weller - That Dangerous Age

 

Other songs entering the top 100:

#89 Dappy - No Regrets

#97 Emeli Sandé - Read All About It (Pt. III)

 

[1] 1. Somebody That I Used to Know (feat. Kimbra) - Gotye [sV]

[2] 2. Starships - Nicki Minaj

[3] 3. Next to Me - Emeli Sandé

[4] 4. Wild Ones (feat. Sia) - Flo Rida

[*] 5. Elephant - Alexandra Burke

[5] 6. Titanium (feat. Sia) - David Guetta & Sia

[6] 7. Hot Right Now (Radio Edit) - DJ Fresh

[7] 8. Turn Me On (feat. Nicki Minaj) - David Guetta & Nicki Minaj

[9] 9. Love Me - Stooshe

[8] 10. Bright Lights (feat. Pixie Lott) - Tinchy Stryder

[10] 11. Domino - Jessie J [AV]

[14] 12. What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) - Kelly Clarkson

[11] 13. Seven Nation Army - Marcus Collins

[13] 14. Ni**as in Paris - JAY Z & Kanye West [Deluxe AV]

[17] 15. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO [AV]

[15] 16. Mama Do the Hump - Rizzle Kicks [AV]

[16] 17. Mirror (feat. Bruno Mars) - Lil Wayne

[18] 18. Hangover (feat. Flo Rida) - Taio Cruz

[19] 19. Drunk - Ed Sheeran [Deluxe AV]

[23] 20. International Love (feat. Chris Brown) - Pitbull

[21] 21. Alone Again (UK Radio Edit) - Alyssa Reid

[22] 22. Ray Charles - Chiddy Bang

[20] 23. Ass Back Home (feat. Neon Hitch) - Gym Class Heroes

[24] 24. T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) [feat. Mick Jagger & Jennifer Lopez] - will.i.am

[26] 25. Twilight - Cover Drive

[25] 26. Talk That Talk (feat. JAY Z) - Rihanna

[35] 27. Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO

[31] 28. Paradise - Coldplay

[30] 29. 212 (feat. Lazy Jay) - Azealia Banks

[28] 30. Good Feeling - Flo Rida

[27] 31. Breathing - Jason Derulo

[32] 32. We Found Love (feat. Calvin Harris) - Rihanna

[34] 33. Charlie Brown - Coldplay

[29] 34. Bad Girls - M.I.A.

[40] 35. Born to Die - Lana Del Rey [standard AV]

[36] 36. Dance With Me Tonight - Olly Murs [sV]

[33] 37. Take Care (feat. Rihanna) - Drake

[41] 38. Rack City - Tyga

[37] 39. Video Games (Remastered) - Lana Del Rey [standard AV]

[39] 40. Moves Like Jagger (Studio Recording from the Voice Performance) - Maroon 5 [sV]

[42] 41. Lego House - Ed Sheeran

[38] 42. Icarus - Madeon

[43] 43. Earthquake (Full Version) - Labrinth

[50] 44. Party Rock Anthem (feat. Lauren Bennet & GoonRock) - LMFAO

[45] 45. Dedication to My Ex (Miss That) [feat. Andre 3000 & Lil Wayne] - Lloyd [Clean]

[54] 46. Heaven - Emeli Sandé

[44] 47. R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys

[51] 48. Want U Back - Cher Lloyd

[46] 49. Somebody That I Used to Know (feat. Kimbra) - Gotye [AV]

[47] 50. Get Out My Head - Redlight

[52] 51. One Thing - One Direction

[53] 52. Without You (feat. Usher) - David Guetta & Usher

[48] 53. Smooth Criminal (Glee Cast Version) [feat. 2CELLOS (Sulic & Hauser)] - Glee Cast

[58] 54. Someone Like You - ADELE

[60] 55. Love On Top - Beyoncé

[56] 56. Levels (Radio Edit) - Avicii

[57] 57. Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri

[49] 58. Rapture (Avicii New Generation Radio Edit) - Nadia Ali

[**] 59. I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz

[66] 60. The One That Got Away - Katy Perry

[62] 61. Rolling In the Deep - ADELE

[67] 62. Oh My Goodness - Olly Murs

[65] 63. Set Fire to the Rain - ADELE

[61] 64. No Light, No Light - Florence + The Machine

[55] 65. Skyscraper - Demi Lovato

[64] 66. Go Your Own Way - Lissie

[63] 67. Dance With Me Tonight - Olly Murs [AV]

[68] 68. What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

[69] 69. Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

[72] 70. Gold On the Ceiling - The Black Keys

[59] 71. What Can You Do for Me (Utah Saints vs. Drumsound & Bassline Smith) [Radio Edit] - Utah Saints & Drumsound & Bassline Smith

[73] 72. Kiss The Stars - Pixie Lott

[70] 73. Wherever You Will Go - Charlene Soraia

[75] 74. Midnight City - M83

[76] 75. Domino - Jessie J [Now That's What I Call Running!]

[78] 76. Part of Me - The Teenage Dreamers

[82] 77. Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

[83] 78. You da One - Rihanna

[88] 79. The Motto (Bonus Track) [feat. Lil Wayne] - Drake

[87] 80. The Wolves - Ben Howard

[80] 81. Shake It Out - Florence + The Machine

[81] 82. Are You Not Entertained? (Radio Edit) - Dot Rotten

[77] 83. Bangarang (feat. Sirah) - Skrillex

[74] 84. Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki Remix) [Extended] - Kid Cudi

[71] 85. I Can't Stop - Flux Pavilion

[91] 86. The A Team - Ed Sheeran [sV]

[84] 87. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People

[79] 88. F**k Me - Stooshe

[**] 89. No Regrets - Dappy

[90] 90. Man or Muppet - Jason Segel & Walter

[92] 91. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO [Now That's What I Call Running!]

[85] 92. Human Nature (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast

[89] 93. AKA... What a Life! - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

[96] 94. Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve

[86] 95. Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes

[94] 96. Moves Like Jagger (feat. Christina Aguilera) - Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera [Now That's What I Call Running!]

[**] 97. That Dangerous Age - Paul Weller

[RE] 98. Read All About It, Pt. III - Emeli Sandé

[98] 99. Dedication to My Ex (Miss That) [feat. Andre 3000 & Lil Wayne] - Lloyd [Explicit]

[97] 100. Mama Do the Hump - Rizzle Kicks [Now That's What I Call Running!]

 

[12] xx. Rockstar (feat. Brian May) - Dappy

[93] xx. Born to Die - Lana Del Rey [Deluxe AV]

[95] xx. Ni**as in Paris - JAY Z & Kanye West [standard AV]

[99] xx. Black or White (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast

[100] xxx. We Take Care of Our Own - Bruce Springsteen

 

-x-

 

Unfortunately for some, Dappy can't lay fame to 'worst chart run for a #2 hit' - Shut Up And Dance's Raving I'm Raving had a 2-15-x chart run, also because of a deletion :P

 

It would be funny if this deletion is due to Dappy throwing a hissy fit about flopping, seems like the sort of thing he'd do to be fair :lol:

Used on DOI:

 

Pilot - Magic (Chemmy)

Kanye West - Stronger (Chico)

Lana Del Rey - Video Games :wub: (Jorgie)

Billy Idol - Real Wild Child (Matthew)

Randy Newman - You've Got A Friend In Me (Jennifer)

 

 

I missed Jorgie?! f***! I hope she's not in trouble tonight, I need her to win!

Yes, she got the lowest of the night, and indeed her lowest in weeks and weeks :( She'll likely be bottom 2, probably with Chemmy as usual :lol: Bloody Matt has the win sewn up...

Used on DOI:

 

Pilot - Magic (Chemmy)

Kanye West - Stronger (Chico)

Lana Del Rey - Video Games :wub: (Jorgie)

Billy Idol - Real Wild Child (Matthew)

Randy Newman - You've Got A Friend In Me (Jennifer)

Yes, she got the lowest of the night, and indeed her lowest in weeks and weeks :( She'll likely be bottom 2, probably with Chemmy as usual :lol: Bloody Matt has the win sewn up...

 

Beyond Undermarked tbh.

It would be funny if this deletion is due to Dappy throwing a hissy fit about flopping, seems like the sort of thing he'd do to be fair :lol:

 

Maybe, but I don't think his record label would voluntarily delete the song. They'd only lose money from doing that. :lol:

 

Hopefully this motivates him to put out a better, more original song for his next single though.

Billy Idol - Real Wild Child (Matthew)

 

This song is by Iggy Pop, not Billy Idol. Silly sausage...

Maybe, but I don't think his record label would voluntarily delete the song. They'd only lose money from doing that. :lol:

 

Hopefully this motivates him to put out a better, more original song for his next single though.

Maybe he's regretting releasing Rockstar. Looks like he lied in his other single. :(

Hopefully this motivates him to put out a better, more original song for his next single though.

 

Or to give up. Definately a motivation to give up. Save my delicate ears.

Beyond Undermarked tbh.

 

She couldn't do anything about her choreography! Definitely undermarked, it was actually the only performance I liked.

Can't see Dappy's 'Rockstar' rebounding if I'm honest - it'll be similar to Jessie J's 'Who You Are' - which just registered a nice 10+ place drop following deletion midweek. Only problem for Dappy, the deletion happened at the beginning of the week - when sales are at a high.

Dappy said he won't release his album until he gets two number 1s, yet it's down for an April release, he obviously was sure Rockstar would make it :lol: Apparently he wants Rihanna and Adele to record vocals for his next single Dare To Dream though, so he obviously hasn't finished it...

 

This song is by Iggy Pop, not Billy Idol. Silly sausage...

I didn't know who sang it, DOI's Wiki page said Billy Idol :lol:

Maybe he's regretting releasing Rockstar. Looks like he lied in his other single. :(

 

Maybe "Some Regrets" can be his next single then. :lol: He needs to do another epic tune like Playing With Fire or Number 1.

a bit behind but why was rockstar deleted...anyone know?

She couldn't do anything about her choreography! Definitely undermarked, it was actually the only performance I liked.

 

I thought her marks were ridiculous - even from the other judges. Me and my family all expected 9.5s and 10s. She had no say in the choreography and when you're trying to control a ribbon throughout a performance, you're clearly not going to be able to focus as much on the skating etc. Louis is an idiot and just wanted to be controversial. Rant over. :P

a bit behind but why was rockstar deleted...anyone know?

No, but it was likely because he had a hissy fit at it flopping and wants it forgotten knowing him!

lol at people making assumptions about dappy......seems like its one of those tell yourself something so many times and it must be true

Anyway as I predicted Alexandra Burke has stalled, I doubt it will go nowhere near the top 3 tbh, but I think it should peak at #04 depending on how front loaded the song is, I can see her doing a Dappy next week!

Yeah not fair to make assumptions about the deletion, its like 1930s germany here if you do.....if it was by someone like gaga or riri there would be all out warn in here!!

I think Elephant might well get the no1 this week, without pop-up bars we wont know but the lack of radio play might be a godsend as people will want to hear it and download it afterward so it wont fall as quick!!

Yeah not fair to make assumptions about the deletion, its like 1930s germany here if you do.....if it was by someone like gaga or riri there would be all out warn in here!!

 

Godwin's Law, we meet again :D