OMG after watching Jackie's dancing on Bit On The Side - I love her.

HA just had to repeat that again. AMAZING (bumping her up in my ranking for that alone)

 

And the clips of her on the exclusives - she seems so adorable with her cheesy orange face and massive grin!

WHY have they let the public do the nominations as well as the voting?! One of the programme's biggest downfalls is that if you act in a way that spices the show up, you're more likely to get booted off early, which means that it not only gets into a lull midway through, but housemates may be tempted to censor themselves more initially. And the fact we have a public vote is the reason behind all of this. BLEH.

 

Also, Michael was again terrible tonight. He shouldn't have said 'Big Brother just wanted to ask me a few questions about being Head of House' when he came out, he should've actually told them about the pizza vs. suitcase dilemma but not the nominations issue (or even better; make a blatant lie and said it was something much more than a pizza and beer he sacrificed). You can't do a long con (that he's not a housemate) without doing short cons too!

 

The cast is also looking very BB4 and I think this could mean relatable, likeable characters but at the risk of being dull as hell.

 

I like the ideas the production crew have come up with, but could I please take over and make the decisions from now on?

Hazel is not that fit imo. Nice rack obviously but her nose is a bit out of shape.

 

That task for Michael was shit, he should have eaten the pizza and let the newbies suitcases be "destroyed"

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Oh I kinda love Hazel. She's not exactly my type but she's gorgeous. And the fact that she's NICE makes her a lot more likeable.

 

Daley is great, he'll definitely go far.

They've pushed Michael too far in the spotlight by becoming head of house. People are bound to be suspicious when the tagline is 'Secret and Lies'. He should have been waiting in the background, making these decisions without people knowing that it was him.

Hazel is not that fit imo. Nice rack obviously but her nose is a bit out of shape.

 

That task for Michael was shit, he should have eaten the pizza and let the newbies suitcases be "destroyed"

 

That would have been good as it would have went against the script, but the public voted for him to not eat the pizza so it's their fault.

Its time the whole concept was canned for good, yet again a cast of freaks, weirdos and TOWIE rejects.

 

The first BB was great, normal people, the type you would see in the street and in the pub, even the first 4 or 5 were, but this lot yet again bear no resemblance to real life.

 

How many of us know someone who gets 10k a month from the bank of daddy?

How many of us know highly paid male prostitutes?

How many of us see a Sallie type around our shopping centres or in the Dog and Duck?

 

The girls are all caked in fake tan and have massive boobs as if they were auditioning for TOWIE, 'glamour models' my arse, more like boob job and paying for a photographic session.

 

 

Only one I have seen so far that reflects real life is that black boxer bloke, seems a really nice guy.

 

C5 are embarrassing themselves

People nominating HMs? That means 3 females (Jemima, Gina and Sallie - pretty much 100% sure) will be up. Another first evictee being female again 'YAY'. :manson: Dumb 'twist'.

What would be great is if the public decided to nominate Sam, Sophie and Daley (or somebody that Michael has formed a close bond with) for eviction for the sole reason that Michael would have to come up with a fake explanation in the diary room for these three to be his nominations over the other more insurfferable housemates. Test his acting skills. Of course that won't happen and the public will vote for the three biggest characters to be up first, who Michael will have no problem pretending were his own nominations anyway.

They've pushed Michael too far in the spotlight by becoming head of house. People are bound to be suspicious when the tagline is 'Secret and Lies'. He should have been waiting in the background, making these decisions without people knowing that it was him.

I don't know why they're showing the housemates what Michael is saying in the diary room on the television? Surely that's just ruining the secret completely? He was set a secret (apparently) mission by the public to either eat the pizza/beer or destroy the suitcases. Now that the housemates know that he did that, surely they know that he was bound to have faced a similar decision on Thursday night regarding the first batch of housemates' suitcases? I think the whole theme of "secrets and lies" is blowing up in the producers' faces already, TBH...

They were sat watching both decisions! That's what I think ruins the entire theme, they might not know for certain it's Michael but with the theme 'secrets and lies' you don't have to be too sharp to put two and two together... I'm hoping they have better up their sleeves for the rest of the series twist wise, good housemates are only part of what makes a series great.

They were sat watching both decisions! That's what I think ruins the entire theme, they might not know for certain it's Michael but with the theme 'secrets and lies' you don't have to be too sharp to put two and two together... I'm hoping they have better up their sleeves for the rest of the series twist wise, good housemates are only part of what makes a series great.

Oh I didn't remember them seeing the first decision being made too - that's even worse! So basically, BB showing the housemates everything that Michael is saying/doing in the diary room removes the fact that he is the one making these horrible decisions the secret/lie, and more about that he is in fact an actor (a shit one of that), and does not have housemate status? I doubt it'll come as much of a shock to a couple of the housemates if they're clever enough to work out what he has been doing. Also, when they showed the housemates the diary room footage, did they mute what BB was saying? Because, of course, he was referring to Michael as "the mole", "the puppet", or whatever. Surely they wouldn't completely blow his cover?

They haven't blown his cover at all, they aren't showing all the bits of him in the diary room just the bits they want them to see. Showing them what "Michael" is saying makes it seem like a double bluff. Michael will know that they saw everything he said in the diary room but "Michael" does not.

Its time the whole concept was canned for good, yet again a cast of freaks, weirdos and TOWIE rejects.

 

The first BB was great, normal people, the type you would see in the street and in the pub, even the first 4 or 5 were, but this lot yet again bear no resemblance to real life.

 

How many of us know someone who gets 10k a month from the bank of daddy?

How many of us know highly paid male prostitutes?

How many of us see a Sallie type around our shopping centres or in the Dog and Duck?

 

The girls are all caked in fake tan and have massive boobs as if they were auditioning for TOWIE, 'glamour models' my arse, more like boob job and paying for a photographic session.

Only one I have seen so far that reflects real life is that black boxer bloke, seems a really nice guy.

 

C5 are embarrassing themselves

I'd say this is the most 'regular' cast in years, even if most of them have interesting quirks about them (Traveller backgroud for example), their personalities don't seem too ridiculous...

Notice that last night when Michael was sat in the diary room BB called him Michael and not Michael the Puppet. So that was bound to at least cause suspicion. If he's not dumb I think he KNEW that he was broadcast to the rest of the house because otherwise he'd have eaten the pizza. He'd have had nothing to lose. And the whole broadcasting to the rest of the house was blatantly a bluff. Surely if they kept things as they were without offering even a slightest portion of 'secrets and lies', the other HMs would've started to suspect something? The title is 'secrets and lies' after all. So yeah let them all think they are the lead roles in that while it's the exact opposite.

 

As for people who suspect that Michael is up to something... I feel they will change their mind soon, unless people up for eviction have those that are the closest to Michael. I REALLY hope BB keeps the whole secrets and lies theme WITHOUT Michael's direct involvement. It's going to cause more trouble and Michael does not seem to be such a great actor to pull it off really. CRY GODDAMN IT. Tears change everything. If he's worried about his masculinity (ha!) then he should remember he's acting and no one will care after the show. Plus even straighties cry sometimes.

This is why Jackie = life right now

 

Notice that last night when Michael was sat in the diary room BB called him Michael and not Michael the Puppet. So that was bound to at least cause suspicion. If he's not dumb I think he KNEW that he was broadcast to the rest of the house because otherwise he'd have eaten the pizza. He'd have had nothing to lose. And the whole broadcasting to the rest of the house was blatantly a bluff. Surely if they kept things as they were without offering even a slightest portion of 'secrets and lies', the other HMs would've started to suspect something? The title is 'secrets and lies' after all. So yeah let them all think they are the lead roles in that while it's the exact opposite.

 

As for people who suspect that Michael is up to something... I feel they will change their mind soon, unless people up for eviction have those that are the closest to Michael. I REALLY hope BB keeps the whole secrets and lies theme WITHOUT Michael's direct involvement. It's going to cause more trouble and Michael does not seem to be such a great actor to pull it off really. CRY GODDAMN IT. Tears change everything. If he's worried about his masculinity (ha!) then he should remember he's acting and no one will care after the show. Plus even straighties cry sometimes.

 

I'm not sure any of the housemates know the title is Secrets and Lies. I'm sure the title was only revealed a couple of weeks ago? The housemates usually go in to hiding/media blackout a few weeks before they enter the house.

 

The whole Michael thing is scripted. He'll know all the tasks, exactly what will be revealed to the housemates etc. they'll have rehearsed every scenario tens of times. The UK public vote for what he should do, and he already knew the public had voted to save their suitcases. So it's obvious that Big Brother will be calling him in to the diary room, to tel him what to do/what the public have voted for.

This is why Jackie = life right now

 

I literally can't... THAT IS HILARIOUS! :lol:

Gina's been given a formal warning (already!) by Big Brother, her and Sallie had an argument about make-up wipes and she tried to 'aggressively' steal Sallie's beanie.

 

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/big-br...sallie-row.html

Gina's been given a formal warning (already!) by Big Brother, her and Sallie had an argument about make-up wipes and she tried to 'aggressively' steal Sallie's beanie.

 

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/big-br...sallie-row.html

Is this on live feed? If not, would it not be better placed in the spoiler thread? :P