JOSH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Oh HAI!

 

Busy working my friend. Thought that I'd check out what's gwarnin' down here!

It's not flopping. iTunes has crashed!

IF IT FLOPS THEN IT FLOPS PEOPLE.

 

NO!

It's not flopping. iTunes has crashed!

 

Oh yeah, that explains why numerous other songs have climbed and fallen as usual since her release!!1!

 

(In all seriousness though there's obviously a problem with the feed and 'Applause' will probably suddenly show up any minute now. I hope not though. Ellie needs that #1).

Who cares if it flops? Will it change how good the song is?

That was the best ever thread on here though :arrr:

 

You got here in April for god's sake. April of this year.

 

Go away.

Oh HAI!

 

Busy working my friend. Thought that I'd check out what's gwarnin' down here!

Well, nice to see you back!

 

Nothing changes here really. A new Gaga single out (or not?) (or is it?) and a new BJ meltdown :D

Who cares if it flops? Will it change how good the song is?

 

Nope, it will still be her worst single whether it is #1 or #1001.

You got here in April for god's sake. April of this year.

 

Go away.

 

I know what I like! :arrr:

Who cares if it flops? Will it change how good the song is?

Fair point Griff.

 

Although I think it may well do to some people!

It's not flopping. iTunes has crashed!

Oh take your head out of your arse.

 

'Applause' is mediacore at best, a good Bowie-tribute track if that. However people are seriously overestimsting her popularity. Social media does not account for every single music-buyer in this country. Take her UK online fanbase (which is quite small considerably) out of the equation and you'll see what little influence she actually has. I still stand by that 'Applause' will most probably reach #4; if it gets to #1 I'll eat my big toe.

Well, nice to see you back!

 

Nothing changes here really. A new Gaga single out (or not?) (or is it?) and a new BJ meltdown :D

Nothing ever changes :( Are we evolving backwards Matt?!

Whether a track is mediocre or not, is subjective. It might be the best thing for some but horrendous for others.

 

People are really starting to panic now, which is quite funny. :lol:

Nothing ever changes :( Are we evolving backwards Matt?!

More stagnating perhaps?

 

Are you staying long? I haven't picked on you for ages! :(

More stagnating perhaps?

 

Are you staying long? I haven't picked on you for ages! :(

May pop in from time to time! Will most probably be avoiding places like this however.

IIIII am gonna prepare with a pre-made post for us all to quote when she SMASHES!!!

 

SHE'S DONE IT!!!!!! Your Ellie Goulding faves could NEVER! :wave: :woot: :wave:

I'm sure when the 'Roar' pre-order was made available in the UK, it took several hours to appear on the iTunes chart. It'll probably be a similar thing happening with 'Applause' and it'll appear very soon.

IIIII am gonna prepare with a pre-made post for us all to quote when she SMASHES!!!

 

SHE'S DONE IT!!!!!! Your Ellie Goulding faves could NEVER! :wave: :woot: :wave:

 

Ellie Goulding faves? Please, if you're going to overdo tired out catchphrases, learn what they actually mean.

Ellie Goulding faves? Please, if you're going to overdo tired out catchphrases, learn what they actually mean.

 

Whatever, just quote it when it's time, k thnx.

Whatever, just quote it when it's time, k thnx.

 

Erm, no and I'd advise others not to as well.