14

Daley Ojuederie

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24 points

Daley was very much like Abz from this summer's Celebrity Big Brother, in the sense that he didn't really open up to anybody or talk to anybody all that much - he was quite a reserved character until events took a turn for the worst. We did learn that he couldn't quite handle a drink, and while in the safehouse with Hazel he near physically assaulted her and was removed from the house as a result of that. You would have had him evicted from the house first, whereas he was ejected by Big Brother a few weeks later.

Highest Scorer
Envoirment (4)

Lowest Scorers
JosephStyles, Calum Sandé, HausofKubrick, Doug, Aled., Jack, Juranamo, Lukuzz, Cal, Jonjo, O Mie d'Applause (1)

No shocks there. What he did to Hazel was disgusting, thank god they got rid of him. Says a lot when I thought he was worse than Sallie Axl.

13

Sallie Axl

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77 points

Obviously the best housemate Big Brother has seen this year, and possibly in a long time (unless you date back to Arron Lowe :kink:). Actually having a personality and actually having the balls to go in the house and just have a great time, and cause a bit of drama seems not to be what the audience of Big Brother wants any more, despite that being all right in previous series' (well, on Channel 4 anyway) - instead we have to settle for the likes of Sam Evans (we'll get to him). Such a beautiful girl, too, and you would have had her stay for one extra week than she actually did had you been in charge. She also did not get any scores of 1 from anybody, which automatically makes her fantastic, and she did pick up a few unexpected high scores. Lukuzz, I love you! <3

Highest Scorer
Calum Sandé (14)

Lowest Scorers
JosephStyles, HausofKubrick, Aled., Cal, Jonjo, O Mie d'Applause (2)

Absolutely vile girl. I did like her for a couple days, but she soon turned into a unbelievably stupid and vile person. Her "I'm just being honest babes" approach was terrible to watch and made no sense, just because you're honest doesn't mean you aren't a bitch. Her stupidity astounded me too, especially when it took her a good while to even realise Michael was an actor.

 

Oh, and she is terrible on Twitter. An arrogant woman who doesn't deserve any attention whatsoever. Thankfully, we will never hear from her again and no one (except Calum) will remember her :D.

12

Wolfy Millington

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81 points

Just managing to scrape ahead of the absolutely wonderful Sallie Axl (and the girl whose vag she was eyeing up) is Wolfy, who was probably one of the most disgusting housemates... Spitting in the plants and what have you. Taking offence to nearly every negative thing that was said about her only played to her disadvantage, and she pretty much sealed her fate right from when she was wailing and screaming to the camera(s) after Sallie's departure from the house. I, too, would be utterly devastated if somebody as fantastic as Sallie left the house and I was left to fend for myself, though. Least hygienic housemate = yes. (Even the wasp out there said so Wolfy, GAWD)

Highest Scorer
Juranamo (11)

Lowest Scorer
Envoirment (2)

Sallie was VILE. Literally was entertaining for a day and then turned awful. Not even read the commentary there cause I know what it's gonna say... :lol:

 

Wolfy was entertaining for a week or so before she just moped around, feeling sorry for herself. And I REALLY do not need to know about the state of her vagina... :/

I actually did like Wolfy until she started going on about how she was definetly going to be in the final. Although the hate for her was definetly overrated slightly when you had characters like Dan, Hazel, Jack & Joe and Sallie there.

I liked Daley when he came out of his shell a bit but he quickly turned into a complete knob. Wolfy was good until she went completely apeshit over Charlie calling herself 'fat'. No losses so far!

11

Jemima Slade

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94 points

Jemima was second to be evicted in this summer's series of Big Brother, but had you got your way she would have walked out the door fourth. I don't think anybody will forget the heated words that she and Dan exchanged in the garden when she claimed that her daughter was dead, but that she was brought back to life, but was actually dead for a split second or two. She's not actually dead though, but she WAS FUCKING DEAD OK. And who could forget the raging argument she had with Gina when she said that she wouldn't normally go for men of a certain type? I think a lot of what Jemima said in the house was misconstrued, and she landed in a lot of trouble because of it. Doesn't make her any less shit than she actually was though.

Highest Scorer
Pavel (14)

Lowest Scorer
Rabbit Heart, Lukuzz (3)

Calum you're commentary is making me chuckle :D Jemima should be much lower. Horrible woman :/

Jemima was incredible and easily my favourite. HATERS TO THE LEFT.

10

Callum Knell

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106 points

Another of this year's housemates who was really quite misunderstood, but at times was nothing but a prized wanker. His over-protective nature towards Charlie got quite tedious to watch towards the end, but at the same time you have to feel sorry for him because you can tell he genuinely loves the girl, but she just doesn't love him back. I hope Charlie ends up ditching Dexter one day (I mean HAVE SOME SENSE WOMAN) and going back to Callum - although would senior Travers approve? It felt, too, as if Callum took the game more seriously than he actually should have, and was a very deep thinker - obviously nothing wrong with that, but I think that's what made people in the house dislike him a lot, particularly Dan (although Dan got annoyed with everyone in the end so fuck that theory).

Highest Scorers
Pavel, Envoirment, Liam (11)

Lowest Scorer
Rabbit Heart (1)

Jemima was actually a really entertaining housemate, I mean she was AWFUL but I also liked her. :lol: Sallie take note.

 

Callum was just cringe central. The whole love triangle thing was a BORE.

09

Jack & Joe Glenny

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113 points

Definitely two of the most annoying people to have entered the house this year, and collectively one of the worst housemates the house has seen. I can't even remember where they placed in the show, but you would have had them evicted sixth, which would have been a relief because we wouldn't have had to sit through weeks of endless boring shit - because that was all they were about. One always seemed better than the other (hard to tell what one, though), but in the end they were both just two annoying pricks. How they made the final over housemates like... well... any housemates is beyond me (and probably a few other people). Anyway, I'm sure they'll be forgotten soon enough.

Highest Scorer
Doug (14)

Lowest Scorer
Liam (1)

Oh I liked J&J, they were a bit annoying at times but they made me laugh a lot.

08

Dexter Koh

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115 points

Despite being one of the biggest game-players on Big Brother and one of the most manipulative people on the show, Dexter managed to place second on the actual show just behind Sam who went on to win the show, but you would have had him packing his bags and leaving the house in the seventh eviction. He is so strangely adorable, and very cute. Don't know how it happens, but he just IS. He's the person who managed to avoid eviction every time he was up, too, and it's surprising that the housemates didn't even stop putting him up - they just hoped that one week he would go, but little did they know...

Highest Scorer
Lukuzz (13)

Lowest Scorers
Pavel, Envoirment (1)

Sallie Axl

 

Obviously the best housemate Big Brother has seen this year, and possibly in a long time (unless you date back to Arron Lowe :kink:). Actually having a personality and actually having the balls to go in the house and just have a great time, and cause a bit of drama seems not to be what the audience of Big Brother wants any more, despite that being all right in previous series' (well, on Channel 4 anyway) - instead we have to settle for the likes of Sam Evans (we'll get to him). Such a beautiful girl, too, and you would have had her stay for one extra week than she actually did had you been in charge. She also did not get any scores of 1 from anybody, which automatically makes her fantastic, and she did pick up a few unexpected high scores. Lukuzz, I love you! <3

Were we watching the same programme?

Anyway, I always miss these. What I would've voted:

 

14 Hazel O'Sullivan

13 Charlie Travers

12 Jackie Travers

11 Dan Neal

10 Sam Evans

9 Wolfy Millington

8 Jack & Joe Glenny

7 Gina Rio

6 Sophie Lawrence

5 Daley Ojuederie

4 Callum Knell

3 Sallie Axl

2 Jemima Slade

1 Dexter Koh

 

 

DYING to read Calum's commentary for Hazel. :D

Sorry for three REALLY UNNECESSARY posts but:

 

+14 Hazel O'Sullivan

+13 Charlie Travers

+12 Jackie Travers

+11 Dan Neal

+10 Sam Evans

 

14 Hazel O'Sullivan

13 Charlie Travers

12 Jackie Travers

11 Dan Neal

10 Sam Evans

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