I'm guessing 7 Years, Panda, One Dance and Work.

 

First: big YES at "Lane Boy" being a part of the "future hits" category, certainly the best of the entire album.

HATECHART: 2016

Time to get bitter and nasty x

 

1. Lukas Graham- 7 Years - Yeah, what else was it going to be. By miles and miles ahead at the top spot for the worst song of 2016, one of the worst horrors I have ever had to endure, comfortably taking a place in my top 5 worst songs of all time alongside previous hatechart winners American Beauty/American Psycho and of course All of f*cking shit. Saying this is nearly as bad as the latter says it all. The song is awful, the lyrics don't make sense, the singer can't sing, the song is screechy, its dull, its horrific, I don't like them and they seem pretty arrogant and this is definitely going to go down as by far the worst #1 in a very, very, very long time.

2. Coldplay ft. Beyonce- Hymn For The Weekend - Most overrated song of the year. By utter miles. Chris Martin is as horrendous as ever vocally wise and the lyrics are utterly dreadful. I detest the production and the song annoys me so much whenever I hear it. Possibly the worst Coldplay song yet, which says it all.

3. Calum Scott- Dancing On My Own - Let's ruin an utter cracker of a pop song and turn it into one of the most boring, soulless, screechiest, horrificly vocal wise covers and suck all the life out of the original which made it incredible, and then sell about 20x more. Can't put into words enough my hate for this crap.

4. Drake- One Dance - Just beyond offensive because of how bloody long this absolute piece of nothing of a song spent at #1. Like I still barely get the appeal, it took me ages to remember what it sounded like when it was released and is overrated to the high heavens.

5. Rae Sremmured ft. Gucci Mane- Black Beatles - Let's hope Rockabye continues to keep this crap away from #1. Everything about it is awful and it is just so much horrific noise.

6. The 1975- The Sound - Possibly the worst band in recent years, which really says something. The video is a strong contender for the worst of the year (just saved from that crown by giggling girls who don't shut up and watch their friend having sex) and this is dull, monotenous and one of the worst songs in a while.

7. Drake- Controlla - The fact this kept hanging around #19-#25 was infuriating. Especially when a song is as shit and as tuneless as one like this.

8. Sigala ft. John Newman- Give Me Your Love - By FAR the worst thing Sigala have ever done. Newman's vocals are utterly dreadful as ever (just realised I forgot to include Ole, that can have a honorary mention) and the production is also dreadful.

9. Frans- If I Were Sorry - Thank gosh this crap didn't win Eurovision and was beaten by true Queens of Life such as Dami and Polina *.* So horrendous in every way possible.

10. Desiigner- Panda - What a bloody racket and bunch of noise. Utterly horrendous, probably even worse than Trap Queen

 

11. Kanye West- Famous - This really deserves top 10 but oh well. The lyrics are disgusting and the 'song' is diabolical also

12. Calvin Harris- My Way - No. Possibly the worst thing he has ever done.

13. Giggs- Lock Doh - No.

14. John Legend- Love Me Now - Manages to miss the top 10 this year after scoring two consecutives #1 with the piece of shit. Well this is unsurprisingly beyond painfully dreadfully horrific

15. Bruno Mars- 24k Magic - Utterly hate this, shame as I used to love him :(

16. Cheat Codes- Sex - Lyrically and musically dreadful

17. Nevada ft. Mark Morrison & Fetty Wap- The Mack - So bloody diabolical and pointless, only not higher as have only heard it once but that's enough to get it this high.

18. Digital Farm Animals & Cash Cash ft. Nelly- Millionaire - 3 minutes of noise + the constant x-factor ad breaks didn't help this at all

19. Dizzee Rascal ft. Calvin Harris- Hype - 3 minutes of noise

20. Blonde ft. Craig David- Nothing Like This - Really awful and disappointing by both their standards

 

21. Coldplay - Up & Up - Up there with their worst, which says a lot. Thankfully haven't heard it much

22. One Direction- History - Well at least they've finally broken up

23. Mike Posner- Ibiza - Don't hate it as much as I used to but still boring, awful and he rly can't sing

24. Maroon 5 ft. Kendrick Lamar- Don't Wanna Know - One of the worst tropical house songs yet. And Adam Levine. No more needs to be said.

25. Lil Wayne ft. the entire world- Sucker For Pain - See Love Me comment below

26. Years & Years- Meteorite - See Love Me comment below

27. The 1975- Love Me - Would be higher cause its so crap but thankfully haven't heard it much

28. Nathan Sykes- Famous - So boring and awful.

29. Jason Derulo- Get Ugly - No. Better than Wiggle and Trumpets though.

30. Justin Bieber- Company - Think this made my hatechart last year, its so bad it deserves another appearance

 

31. Drake ft. Rihanna- Too Good - He's done worse

32. Drake- Fake Love - See the Pop Style comment lower down

33. The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk- Starboy - Yh this is rly crap and overrated

34. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey- Closer - This would probs be higher if I didn't adore Halsey. Generic rubbish

35. Zay Hilfiggerr & Zayion McCall- Juju On The Beat - Only not higher cause thank f*ck I've only heard it once

36. James Arthur- Say You Won't Let Go - So bloody boring but tbh this could have been a lot higher, his best song yet though that doesn't say much at all

37. Niall Horan- This Town - So bloody boring

38. The Vamps ft. Omi- I Found A Girl - The 2nd/3rd era have both been horrendous

39. Dawin ft. Silento- Desert - Bunch of noise

40. Reggie N Bollie- New Girl - As bad as expected

 

41. Jax Jones- House Work - Only not higher as barely remember what it sounds like

42. Jay Sean- Make My Love Go - Crap like everything else he's done bar 'Down'

43. Nathan Sykes- Give It Up - Should've followed that advice

44. Drake- Summer Sixteen - See above

45. Drake- Pop Style - Escapes being higher by barely ever hearing it

46. DNCE- Toothbrush - Their worst so far.

47. Cheat Codes- Whatever their 2nd single was - Horrendous.

48. Gnash ft. Olivia O'Brien- I Hate U, I Love U - Beyond dull.

49. Rihanna- Needed Me - Rubbish.

50. ZAYN- Like I Would - No.

51. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna- This Is What You Came For - So generic and awful

You won't like my EOY chart then :(

 

I do agree with the Drake tracks though, I'm not sure why they ever became so popular

Damn it UV you were doing so well

51. This Is What You Came For [9.0]

50. Like I Would [xx] Haven't heard this

49. Needed Me [5.5] I would give Work a "5.0". (Fun Fact: I actually have a CD copy of Good Girl Gone Bad)

48. i hate u i love u [4.0] Might be one of my least favourite songs of 2016, despite this not getting such a low score.

47. Their 2nd single was "Let Me Hold You" [6.0] (Wait! Did they just rework that Kevin Lyttle jam from 2003?! Better than Sex)

46. Toothbrush [5.0]

45. Pop Style [6.0] Haven't heard the Views album, but I have heard this a couple of times on some Billboard Hot 100 videos. BTW, It seems that rap songs have been using a lot of Frank Dukes samples lately (including this song, and Drake sampled another song by the same artist in "0 to 100 - The Catch Up" and Kendrick also sampled a Dukes song in "untitled 07")

44. Summer Sixteen [6.0]

43. Give It Up [xx] LMAO at "He should have taken that advice". Not interested in Nathan

42. Make My Love Go [5.0] I liked Dance With You, Eyes On You, and Down is quite a jam. The moment I heard this song, I already knew the lyrics reference to Maxi Priest - Close To You in the chorus, because I heard the Maxi original in a 100 Hits 90's Anthems comp.

41. House Work [7.0]

40. New Girl [??]

39. Dessert [4.5] (I thought the song title said "Desert" (as in "Desert Island") when I first saw it on a playlist) :lol:

38. I Found A Girl [xx] Vamps are not really my cup of tea. (Speaking of OMI, the Felix Jaehn remix of Cheerleader is a guilty pleasure for me)

37. This Town [5.0]

36. Say You Won't Let Go [5.0]

35. Juju On That Beat [??]

34. Closer [6.5] (I liked Selfie [guilty pleasure], Roses, and Don't Let Me Down. I find this okay and All We Know is a "meh" for me.)

33. Starboy [9.0] (This and False Alarm are my favourites from his new album. The latter had such a badass action-packed music video)

32. Fake Love [6.0] (I saw this pop up on a Best + Worst Tracks Of The Week video by TheNeedleDrop. TND described it as a "boring Hotline Bling")

31. Too Good [5.5]

30. Company [??] (Bieber's not my cup of tea, but I did like What Do You Mean and Sorry. this and Love Yourself are "meh" for me.)

29. Get Ugly [5.0]

28. Famous [Nathan] [xx] (See comment for 43)

27. Love Me [7.5] (Didn't I see this popup in the 2015 hatechart?. "i like it when you sleep..." album [nominated for the Mercury Prize (losing to Skepta's Konnichiwa), Number one on NME's Best 2016 Albums List, even Q Mag praised this. Kinda overrated, though I would give the album "7.5"])

26. Meteorite [7.0] (Didn't like it as much as the majority of Communion [which I have a CD copy of], but I still like it)

25. Sucker For Pain [7.0] (Like this, but if I had to choose a favourite from what I've heard from the Suicide Squad soundtrack, it would probably have to be Purple Lamborghini by a small margin)

24. Don't Wanna Know [6.5]

23. Posner Ibiza [8.0] (This and Cooler Than Me, I like)

22. History [5.0]

21. Up&Up [8.5] (I actually own Head Full Of Dreams on CD, along with the rest of their albums [except for Mylo Xyloto and Ghost Stories, I have yet to get those]. The music video is one of my favourites of 2016 [i like the part where the skydivers dive into a boul of soup :lol: ], but the best music video of 2016 imo would have to be Radiohead's Burn The Witch or David Bowie's Lazarus [probably the latter])

20. Nothing Like This [8.0]

19. Hype [7.5]

18. Millionaire [5.5]

17. The Mack [7.0] (Liking this, though it will never top the 1996 original)

16. Sex [4.5] (There's something that turns me off about this song. [1991 Salt-N-Pepa original>Cheat Codes], despite me not liking it as much as Push It and Whatta Man)

15. 24k Magic [8.5] (He's a dangerous man with some money in his pocket)

14. Love Me Now [5.5] (I used to know him as the guy who collaborated with Kanye and Common long before he did that 2014 hit song)

13. Lock Doh [6.0] (I have liked quite a lot of rap albums this year. Skepta's Konnichiwa, Kano's Made In The Manor, Kendrick Lamar's untitled unmastered compilation, Danny Brown's Atrocity Exhibition, Tribe Called Quest's excellent comeback album We Got It From Here Thank You 4 Your Service, and De La Soul's and the Anonymous Nobody. Have let to listen to Landlord but I might want to)

12. My Way [8.5]

11. Famous [Kanye] [4.0] (Didn't really like the "Kanye claims he made Taylor Swift famous in the 2009 VMA's" references in this song. I like quite a lot of his songs like "Gold Digger", "Through The Wire", and "Touch The Sky", but this one... no. I do quite like Fade though.)

10. Panda [5.0] (Used to like it when they played it at my school's gym, but I kinda grew out of it)

9. If I Were Sorry [??] (Don't know this very well. My favourites from Eurovision are 1944 [the lyrics were great and the beat reminds me of Four Tet a bit], You Are The Only One [i was amazed by the way Serjey was flying through the night sky in his performance], Heartbeats and Walk On Water)

8. Give Me Your Love [8.0] (Sigala's best would have to be Easy Love.)

7. Controlla [6.5] (I like the synths and the electronic drums of this)

6. The Sound [8.5] (I actually bought iliwysfyasbysuoi (had to put it initials cause the album's title is so long) from a charity shop. Haven't seen the video except for the part where it said something about hating Chocolate. BTW, what was that song with the "giggling girls while watching their friend do stuff" music video. Haven't seen it.)

5. Black Beatles [somewhere between 5.5 and 6.0] (So this is the Mannequin Challenge song)

4. One Dance [6.5] (though I was quite annoyed by it's long run on the top, due to the streaming thing. It was so close to beating Bryan Adams' consecutive number one record [16 consecutive weeks at Number 1], and didn't match Frankie Laine's I Believe record [18 non-consecutive weeks at Number 1])

3. Dancing On My Own [5.0] (Meh! Robyn did it better!)

2. Hymn For The Weekend [9.0] (I actually like this one, but my favourites by them would have to be Paradise, Viva La Vida, Yellow, Clocks, and Adventure Of A Lifetime)

1. 7 Years [5.0]

 

 

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Edited December 6, 20168 yr by DalekTurret32

So many great tunes in your hate chart :(

 

One that I certainly agree with though is Hymn For The Weekend. That could possibly be the most boring song I've heard all year. Didn't help that it stayed in the chart for an absolute age as well. :angry: :angry:

If we ignore the Drake appearances :kink: that's not too bad a hate chart. 7 Years I don't mind tho although it did get far too overplayed. Hymn For The Weekend is indeed overrated but it's a lot better than Adventure Of A Lifetime at least! Dancing On My Own I don't hate but it certainly stuck around far too long.

 

Good to see If I Were Sorry, 24K Magic, The Mack, Sucker For Pain & Get Ugly high - dislike all of those!

 

Some of the comments :lol:

If I Were Sorry featuring :cry: :cry:

Your top 2 in the hatechart are amazing though :nono:

Spotify top 100 coming v late tonight or tomorrow! Any predictions for what u expect to see between #1-#100?!

Yassss Sam. You summed up a lot of my thoughts about Hymn For The Weekend. Extremely overrated. I don't hate it but it's really not as great as everyone makes out & both artists have done way better.

Thank god someone else hates 24k Magic, it's horrific :( I also of course approve of Callum taking a battering, horrendous cover of a brilliant song as you said! I can't stand when covers strip away everything that makes a song good in the first place.

 

7 Years would probably take the biscuit for me too though if not Calum Scott. His vocals are painful and it's just so plodding, it's like the textbook way to make a shit radio fodder chart hit :drama:

Thanks for all the comments! Will reply to them later tonight! <3

 

In the meantime, here's my Spotify top 100:

What are your favourites? Who from here is going to underperform/overperform in my end of year?!

 

01. Lady Gaga- Perfect Illusion

02. Mø- Final Song

03. Ace Wilder- Don't Worry

04. Lauren Aquilina- How Would You Like It

05. Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign- Work From Home

06. Rachel Platten- Lone Ranger

07. Jennifer Lopez- Ain't Your Mama

08. Margaret- Cool Me Down

09. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya- Don't Let Me Down

10. Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft. Zedd- Starving

 

11. Emeli Sande- Hurts

12. Meghan Trainor- No

13. Dua Lipa- Blow Your Mind (Mwah)

14. Anne-Marie- Alarm

15. Mollie King- Back To You

16. Ana Mena- Loco Como Yo

17. Fifth Harmony- That's My Girl

18. All Saints- One Strike

19. Alan Walker- Faded

20. Hailee Steinfeld ft. DNCE- Rock Bottom

 

21. Ariana Grande- Into You

22. Miranda Lambert- Vice

23. Zara Larsson- Lush Life

24. P!nk- Just Like Fire

25. Selena Gomez- Kill Em With Kindness

26. Anna Kendrick- Get Back Up Again

27. Grimes- Flesh Without Blood

28. Little Mix- Shout Out To My Ex

29. Christine & The Queens- Tilted

30. Sia ft. Sean Paul- Cheap Thrills

 

31. Ana Mena- No Soy Como Tu Crees

32. M.O.- Who Do You Think Of

33. Sia- Bird Set Free

34. The Veronicas- In My Blood

35. Ariana Grande- Dangerous Woman

36. Sigma- Stay

37. Dua Lipa- Hotter Than Hell

38. Against The Current- Forget Me Now

39. Birdy- Wild Horses

40. ARIA- Maze

 

41. Imagine Dragons- Not Today

42. Snow Patrol- Chasing Cars

43. Ellie Goulding- Still Falling For You

44. Martin Solveig ft. Tkay Maidza- Do It Right

45. Isa- I Will Wait

46. Lady Gaga- Million Reasons

47. Kelly Clarkson- Piece By Piece (Idol Version)

48. David Guetta ft. Zara Larsson- This One's For You

49. Lana Del Rey- Freak

50. Samantha Jade ft. Cyrus- Hurt Anymore

 

51. Birdy- Keeping Your Head Up

52. Ward Thomas- Guilty Flowers

53. Dami Im- Sound Of Silence

54. Little Mix ft. Sean Paul- Hair

55. Sabrina Carpenter- On Purpose

56. Meghan Trainor- Kindly Calm Me Down

57. ALMA- Dye My Hair

58. Nick Jonas ft. Tove Lo- Close

59. NEIKED ft. Dyo- Sexual

60. Tove Lo- Scars

 

61. Katy Perry- Rise

62. Sabrina Carpenter- Thumbs

63. Carly Rae Jepsen- Everywhere You Look

64 Selena Gomez- Hands To Myself

65. Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez- We Don't Talk Anymore

66. Little Mix- Power

67. Kygo ft. Julia Michaels- Carry Me

68. Petite Meller ft. Pnau- Lil Love

69. Stooshe- Let It Go

70. Idina Menzel- I See You

 

71. Charlie Puth- Dangerously

72. Little Mix ft. Jason Derulo- Secret Love Song

73. Elle King- Good Girls

74. Zedd ft. Kesha- True Colors

75. Rachel Platten- Speechless

76. Fifth Harmony ft. Fetty Wap- All In My Head (Flex)

77. Meghan Trainor- Me Too

78. Carly Rae Jepsen- Roses

79. Lauren Aquilina- Kicks

80. Zara Larsson- Ain't My Fault

 

81. Halsey- Ghost

82. Ace Wilder- Busy Doin Nothin

83. Charli XCX ft. Lil Yachty- After The Afterparty

84. Delta Goodrem ft. Gizzle- Enough

85. Sia- Unstoppable

86. LeAnn Rimes- The Story

87. Iggy Azalea- Team

88. Delta Goodrem- Dear Life

89. Olly Murs- You Don't Know Love

90. Lady Gaga- Come To Mama

 

91. Nimmo- Dancing Makes Us Brave

92. Mø- Drum

93. Shawn Mendes ft. Camilla Cabello- I Know What You Did Last Summer

94. Snakehips ft. Tinashe & Chance The Rapper- All My Friends

95. Paulina Rubio ft. Morat- Mi Nuevo Vicio

96. Clean Bandit ft. Louisa Johnson- Tears

97. Kygo ft. Foxes- Oasis

98. Sam Bailey- Sing My Heart Out

99. The Cast Of Camp Rock- We Rock

100. Shawn Mendes- Stitches

101. SKIES- Drone

didn't realise you were such a fan of Perfect Illusion, I imagine your actual EOY will look quite different though but hopefully Starving, Don't Let Me Down, Final Song and Work From Home retain their top 10 positions.

 

My opinion ratings for the songs I've heard from the Spotify Top 100

01. Lady Gaga- Perfect Illusion [7.5]

02. Mø- Final Song [8.5] (Those syncopated drums in the chorus. Did I mention these before?)

05. Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign- Work From Home [4.5]

09. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya- Don't Let Me Down [9.0]

10. Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft. Zedd- Starving [5.5]

11. Emeli Sande- Hurts [9.0]

12. Meghan Trainor- No [5.5]

13. Dua Lipa- Blow Your Mind (Mwah) [7.5]

14. Anne-Marie- Alarm [8.0]

17. Fifth Harmony- That's My Girl [??]

19. Alan Walker- Faded [9.0]

21. Ariana Grande- Into You [??]

23. Zara Larsson- Lush Life [9.0] (such a jam. "I live my day as if it was the last. Live my day as if it were the past. Doin' it all night, all summer, Doin' it the way I wanna [whistles] ")

24. P!nk- Just Like Fire [8.5]

25. Selena Gomez- Kill Em With Kindness [5.5]

27. Grimes- Flesh Without Blood [10.0]

28. Little Mix- Shout Out To My Ex [5.0]

29. Christine & The Queens- Tilted [10.0]

30. Sia ft. Sean Paul- Cheap Thrills [10.0]

33. Sia- Bird Set Free [7.5]

36. Sigma- Stay [8.0]

37. Dua Lipa- Hotter Than Hell [7.5]

39. Birdy- Wild Horses [8.5]

42. Snow Patrol- Chasing Cars [10.0]

43. Ellie Goulding- Still Falling For You [6.0]

44. Martin Solveig ft. Tkay Maidza- Do It Right [7.5]

48. David Guetta ft. Zara Larsson- This One's For You [8.0]

51. Birdy- Keeping Your Head Up [8.5] (Looking back on the 2 Birdy songs. I feel bad for charting them at 75 [KYHU] and 76 [Wild Horses], because they're great. BTW, Have you heard the original Skinny Love from 2007 [done by Bon Iver])

52. Ward Thomas- Guilty Flowers [8.0] (Sounds quite good, I might want to listen to the album Cartwheels someday)

53. Dami Im- Sound Of Silence [8.0] (Hello darkness, my old friend! :P )

54. Little Mix ft. Sean Paul- Hair [5.0]

58. Nick Jonas ft. Tove Lo- Close [5.0] (I saw a dank meme with this song in it, and when they say "clooosee" and/or "oohhhh", it is replaced with a clip of a news reporter yelling while being scared of an insect flying towards him)

59. NEIKED ft. Dyo- Sexual [5.0]

61. Katy Perry- Rise [5.5]

64 Selena Gomez- Hands To Myself [5.0]

65. Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez- We Don't Talk Anymore [4.5]

67. Kygo ft. Julia Michaels- Carry Me [8.0]

72. Little Mix ft. Jason Derulo- Secret Love Song [5.0]

77. Meghan Trainor- Me Too [6.0]

80. Zara Larsson- Ain't My Fault [5.5]

81. Halsey- Ghost [7.5]

82. Ace Wilder- Busy Doin Nothin

83. Charli XCX ft. Lil Yachty- After The Afterparty [5.0]

85. Sia- Unstoppable [7.5]

87. Iggy Azalea- Team [5.5]

89. Olly Murs- You Don't Know Love [7.0]

92. Mø- Drum [8.0]

93. Shawn Mendes ft. Camilla Cabello- I Know What You Did Last Summer [5.0]

94. Snakehips ft. Tinashe & Chance The Rapper- All My Friends [6.5]

96. Clean Bandit ft. Louisa Johnson- Tears [8.0]

97. Kygo ft. Foxes- Oasis [7.0]

100. Shawn Mendes- Stitches [6.0]

 

 

 

 

Hi Uv

 

I'm not too fussed on 7 Years anymore so not too bothered about seeing it at #1, I actually really liked it for about 2 weeks but it got old SO quickly and in the end just far too overplayed, don't go back to it at all anymore.

 

I pretty much like everything else in your top 10 though apart from Controlla, that did just get infuriating when it was in the section for so long and wasn't going. It's so forgettable, the only bit I know is 'like controlla' :lol:

Hailee and The Chainsmokers making it into the top 10 of your spotify 100 though :heart: and all the yaaas for lane boy being a future hit ^_^ but why so much hate for the 1975 :(

Don't Worry slaying Spotify <3 What a tune, can't wait to see what she brings to Melfest this year *.*

Wow, Mollie's pretty high in that! :o Wonder if that might underperform? It didn't hold up very well for me anyway :(