March 24, 201114 yr Ashton will of course be donating money to the Tinnmark cause. Ashton languages shake up see's Norwegian on equal footing with Áskorzjan The federal government today announced that Ashton's official languages are Áskorzjan, English and Norsk (Bokmål). Swedish was designated an officially recognised language along with German. Government documents will be published in all 5 languages and tri-lingual* signs are to be put up across the country in the next month. *except in Ashworth where state law recognises Swedish as an official language and signs are in Ashtonise, Norweigan and Swedish by law. English will be added to new signs beginning in May 2011. Source: Ashton Times. Congratulations!! Now two countries have Norwegian in Buzzjack! :w00t: Ashmark ftw! Norwegian is the official language of Tinnmark, but English is understood by 98% of the population!
June 6, 201114 yr im bored so.... FIRE IN BEEMA CITY Early today a fire broke out in a house in the capital of budtar, beema city. The fire then spread to over 400 houses destroying everything in its path! The blaze lasted 4 hours untill fire fighters successfully put out the fire. it has been confirmed that 17 people have died. It is yet unknown why the fire began in the first place but investigator are alreay on the case. The president has stated that this fire should have not of happened and he will try and prevent them from happening in the furture. This is really not good news for the country that is near to bankruptcy. Budtar News Edited June 6, 201114 yr by Jack500
June 6, 201114 yr Preparations for the biggest holiday in Elëdan have started today. It's only 20 days until the event which is called "Elëda'an dagën af wreienmeier" ("Elëdan's independence day"). Nothing but hospitals, fire departments, police et al will be working that day. So yeah expect absolute BERSEKNESS from this nation who are famous for their holidays in the BJ World. In other news an Ashtonise tourist, Treart Káni, 33, was murdered yesterday by a Botanikkan citizen whose identity has not been revealed to public, on the territory of Elëdan, 50 km from the capital, Feethoo. Person responsible has not yet been caught and all available Elëdanese powers have been brought to finding the killer. All information regarding the motive and other details are being kept in secret so far.
June 6, 201114 yr WARCHIDIA! War has broken out in the island of Orchidia. Kathaldazia are said to have 'started' on Juranabaijan and Vulcania as they are not conforming to the death by hanging laws which have been a tradition in Kathaldazia - and much of Orchidia infact - for centuries now. Mayor Juranamo has released a press statement saying "It's not that we don't support you in everything you do. But hanging a grown man, just because he doesn't want to work as a dairy farmer is not the way forward in our eyes". Death by hanging was illegalised in the BuzzJack Year of November last Decade and will not be tolerated in Juranabaijan as it is against our aspirations. "We want to be seen as a nation that looks after it's people, that seeks to help those who want to work as something else, nursing them into their desired role. We do not want to be seen as a nation that bullies it's citizens into occupations and lives in which they do not want to live. We have nothing against countries with different ideologies to ourselves, we just ask that we do not come under fire for doing something different." Despite the views of the Juranabijani population, Kathaldazia have proceeded in missiling capital St Juranamo, putting the country further into political despair. Despite this, the BuzzJack Grand Prix, due to be hosted at Hernoter Raceway will still be going ahead, and Juranabaijan will still enter the next BuzzJack Song Contest, which they have failed to make for the last 2 fixtures.
June 6, 201114 yr Author Breaking News from Dalisska! Espen Embassy Staff Taken Hostage! Staff in the Espen Embassy in the capital Lyndra were taken hostage and held at gunpoint earlier this evening when an organised crime syndicate stormed the Embassy. They demanded no less than 10 Million Dallits for the safe release of all Embassy staff and occupants. However the situation has now worsened as one of the syndicate members has threatened to kill Herman Mott, the Espen Ambassador if the 10 Million Dallits are not delivered to a remote location within the next 24 hours. The new development came to light as terrified secretary Ashley Tasco was released with a message of the demands. Talks are currently being held between the Dalisskan and Espenese governments on how to deal with this delicate situation. We will keep you posted on updates but as of now the situation looks very grim. Edited June 6, 201114 yr by Sabrewulf
June 6, 201114 yr Crews rescue dog A dog had to be rescued by firefighters after its paw got stuck in the plughole of a bath. Crews were called to Harbour Lane in Porth Dur, just before 1750 CST on Wednesday to help the Pomeranian named Bingo. Neighbour, Betty Matthews, described the event as shocking saying that incidents like this were very uncommon in the usually quiet seaside town. After his ordeal, Bingo's condition was described as "fine".
June 6, 201114 yr Breaking News from Dalisska! Espen Embassy Staff Taken Hostage! Staff in the Espen Embassy in the capital Lyndra were taken hostage and held at gunpoint earlier this evening when an organised crime syndicate stormed the Embassy. They demanded no less than 10 Million Dallits for the safe release of all Embassy staff and occupants. However the situation has now worsened as one of the syndicate members has threatened to kill Herman Mott, the Espen Ambassador if the 10 Million Dallits are not delivered to a remote location within the next 24 hours. The new development came to light as terrified secretary Ashley Tasco was released with a message of the demands. Talks are currently being held between the Dalisskan and Espenese governments on how to deal with this delicate situation. We will keep you posted on updates but as of now the situation looks very grim. Well, Espen are appalled that their ambassador is called Herman Mott. :kink:
June 6, 201114 yr to the Ghosty's post. :rofl: :rofl: SUBTLE. Situations like that are front page news in Caerfyrddia!
June 6, 201114 yr Rontvian stars celebrate at the annual 'Ronties' award bash The Ronties, FSR Rontvia's most lauded music awards ceremony was held last night in Constarvan. A host of big stars turned out to the glamorous event and some international stars were present too. The event was hosted by former BJSC host Sanna Nielsen along with RTVN head and general media personality Ricardo Delta. The full list of winners were as follows; Best single Sheelah - The Last Time Best album Caro Emerald - Deleted Scenes From The Cutting Room Floor Best female Caro Emerald Best male Eric Amarillo Best international single Agnes Obel - Riverside Best international album Rihanna - Loud Best international female Tone Damli Best international male Eric Saade Outstanding contribution to schlager Linda Bengtzing Outstanding contribution to music Delta Goodrem
June 6, 201114 yr Chryss Topfér, president of Batidas has booked his summer holidays. That's right - he flies out to sunny Caerfyrddia next month. :D
June 6, 201114 yr Situations like that are front page news in Caerfyrddia! I can't even imagine the rest of the news. :lol: CAEFYRDDIAN CELEBRITY WENT OUTSIDE TO WALK A DOG.
June 6, 201114 yr Member of the royal family of Tinnmark and Ashton and all round pop ICON Tone Damli is delighted to receive the Rontie for Best International Female.
June 6, 201114 yr I can't even imagine the rest of the news. :lol: CAEFYRDDIAN CELEBRITY WENT OUTSIDE TO WALK A DOG. Well, he says "newspaper". It's more a 4 page leaflet. Caerfyrddian Times!!! :wub:
June 6, 201114 yr Surely Delta will be having this award for the rest of her life?! :o Delta Goodrem has only been eligible for it this year for the first time, an artist needs to have been in the industry for at least 8 years to be able to receive the award. Previous winners include; The Corrs Take That Kelly Llorenna Christina Aguilera Shakira Alice Deejay Member of the royal family of Tinnmark and Ashton and all round pop ICON Tone Damli is delighted to receive the Rontie for Best International Female. She surprisingly received triple the votes of nearest competition Rihanna. Tone gave a rousing performance of No Way Out and was one of 7 acts to perform on the night.
June 6, 201114 yr Well, he says "newspaper". It's more a 4 page leaflet. Caerfyrddian Times!!! :wub: Front page + TV programme listing + ads + woman winning 20 quid in lottery story. Just wait for their first victory in BJSC and the country will get berserk. :kink:
June 6, 201114 yr Outstanding contribution to schlager needs to become a real life award. That would certainly be one to rival the BRITs & the Grammys.
June 6, 201114 yr She surprisingly received triple the votes of nearest competition Rihanna. Tone gave a rousing performance of No Way Out and was one of 7 acts to perform on the night. But of course! Tone is a legend! No Way Out live would be SENSATIONAL.
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