HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE BRITNEY RATE.

 

That's right, we're going to take on the task of rating E V E R Y T H I N G in Britney's OFFICIAL music catalogue (well except majority of the remixes). Hopefully there will be enough interest especially as the album listening sessions were successful! :D

 

Still plenty of time to rate the first 6 albums too!

 

ULTIMATENEY • THE RATE (BOMT, OOPS + BRITNEY)

ULTIMATENEY • THE RATE (ITZ, BLACKOUT + CIRCUS)

 

 

 

Y'all should know how a rate works, but for any new members who are unfamiliar with how they work, here's what you need to know:

 

RULES:

- You go through the list of songs down below and rank every track from a 0 - 10 (0 being awful - 10 being amazing).

- Please rate each track on their album versions. Any singles/remixes will be added to a separate section towards the end

- You are allowed no more than 3 scores of 11 for your absolute favourites (optional)

- You are allowed no more than 1 score of -1 for your absolute least favourite (again, optional)

- Scores of .5 ARE allowed, but NO 10.5 or -00.5.

- For any song you are not familiar with please DO NOT GIVE IT A SCORE, leave it as xx.x

- Any rates by the time it closes that doesn't have at least 90% of the songs rated, will be NULL AND VOID

- If you want reminding about doing this, post something in the thread and I shall send a PM a couple of days before I plan to close this!

 

Please remember to have fun, but respect other people's opinions and scores. Thank you.

 

LETS GET RATING:

 

xx.x Till the World Ends

xx.x Hold It Against Me

xx.x Inside Out

xx.x I Wanna Go

xx.x How I Roll

xx.x (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]

xx.x Seal It with a Kiss

xx.x Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)

xx.x Trouble For Me

xx.x Trip to Your Heart

xx.x Gasoline

xx.x Criminal

xx.x Up N' Down

xx.x He About To Lose Me

xx.x Selfish

xx.x Don't Keep Me Waiting

xx.x

 

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xx.x Alien

xx.x Work Bitch

xx.x Perfume

xx.x It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)

xx.x Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)

xx.x Body Ache

xx.x Til It's Gone

xx.x Passenger

xx.x Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)

xx.x Don't Cry

xx.x Brightest Morning Star

xx.x Hold On Tight

xx.x Now That I Found You

 

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xx.x Invitation

xx.x Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)

xx.x Private Show

xx.x Man On the Moon

xx.x Just Luv Me

xx.x Clumsy

xx.x Do You Wanna Come Over?

xx.x Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)

xx.x Just Like Me

xx.x Love Me Down

xx.x Hard to Forget Ya

xx.x What You Need

xx.x Mood Ring (By Demand)

xx.x Better

xx.x Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)

xx.x Liar

xx.x If I'm Dancing

xx.x Coupure Électrique

 

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xx.x (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]

xx.x My Only Wish (This Year)

xx.x Walk On By

xx.x

xx.x Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)

xx.x Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]

xx.x My Prerogative

xx.x (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun

xx.x Do Somethin'

xx.x Chaotic

xx.x Someday (I Will Understand)

xx.x Mona Lisa

xx.x

xx.x

xx.x And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)

xx.x 3

xx.x Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)

xx.x SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]

xx.x S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)

xx.x Ooh La La

xx.x Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)

xx.x Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

 

SPOTIFY LISTENING:

 

 

I have hyper-linked the tracks that aren't available on UK Spotify. Happy listening! :wub:

Sorry it took a while! I've been trying to readjust to a new work schedule and pattern :drama:

 

(If I've missed anything obvious that you guys think should be in the "others" section lmk)

Aiming for a 2 week voting window! :D

Wo can't wait to vote later :dance:

09 Till the World Ends

10 Hold It Against Me

11 Inside Out

05 I Wanna Go

05 How I Roll

11 (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]

06 Seal It with a Kiss

05 Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)

06 Trouble For Me

06 Trip to Your Heart

08 Gasoline

06 Criminal

10 Up N' Down

05 He About To Lose Me

06 Selfish

05 Don't Keep Me Waiting

09 Scary

 

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09 Alien

09 Work Bitch

09 Perfume

05 It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)

07 Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)

10 Body Ache

05 Til It's Gone

05 Passenger

05 Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)

09 Don't Cry

08 Brightest Morning Star

05 Hold On Tight

06 Now That I Found You

 

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07 Invitation

08 Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)

07 Private Show

08 Man On the Moon

09 Just Luv Me

08 Clumsy

07 Do You Wanna Come Over?

09 Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)

06 Just Like Me

05 Love Me Down

05 Hard to Forget Ya

05 What You Need

07 Mood Ring (By Demand)

05 Better

09 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)

09 Liar

05 If I'm Dancing

11 Coupure Électrique

 

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08 (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]

07 My Only Wish (This Year)

05 Walk On By

07

08 Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)

08 Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]

09 My Prerogative

05 (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun

06 Do Somethin'

06 Chaotic

06 Someday (I Will Understand)

06 Mona Lisa

09

05

09 And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)

09 3

03 Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)

05 SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]

05 S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)

03 Ooh La La

06 Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)

05 Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

'Femme Fatale' has aged pretty terribly to me, and 'Britney Jean' remains one of the worst albums ever by an artist of her calibre. Thankfully 'Glory' was the best collection since 'Blackout'.

 

06 Till the World Ends

06 Hold It Against Me

08 Inside Out

03 I Wanna Go

11 How I Roll

03 (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]

05 Seal It with a Kiss

00 Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)

05 Trouble For Me

10 Trip to Your Heart

05 Gasoline

05 Criminal

04 Up N' Down

05 He About To Lose Me

04 Selfish

04 Don't Keep Me Waiting

04 Scary

Average: 5.1

 

04 Alien

08 Work Bitch

04 Perfume

00 It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)

02 Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)

04 Body Ache

04 Til It's Gone

05 Passenger

00 Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)

02 Don't Cry

03 Brightest Morning Star

03 Hold On Tight

03 Now That I Found You

Average: 3.2

 

08 Invitation

09 Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)

04 Private Show

07 Man On the Moon

08 Just Luv Me

05 Clumsy

08 Do You Wanna Come Over?

09 Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)

05 Just Like Me

05 Love Me Down

04 Hard to Forget Ya

04 What You Need

07 Mood Ring (By Demand)

07 Better

08 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)

05 Liar

07 If I'm Dancing

06 Coupure Électrique

Average: 6.3

 

08 (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]

04 My Only Wish (This Year)

XX Walk On By

06 What's Going On? (Artists Against AIDS Worldwide)

10 Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)

08 Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]

07 My Prerogative

05 (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun

06 Do Somethin'

03 Chaotic

07 Someday (I Will Understand)

03 Mona Lisa

XX Over To You Now

XX Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)

11 And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)

05 3

03 Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)

03 SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]

04 S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)

00 Ooh La La

-1 Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)

06 Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

 

Averages for every album:

8.2 Blackout

7.3 In the Zone

6.6 Britney

6.4 Glory

5.5 Circus

5.1 Femme Fatale

4.8 Oops!... I Did It Again

4.6 ...Baby One More Time

3.2 Britney Jean

'Femme Fatale' has aged pretty terribly to me, and 'Britney Jean' remains one of the worst albums ever by an artist of her calibre. Thankfully 'Glory' was the best collection since 'Blackout'.

 

06 Till the World Ends

03 I Wanna Go

11 How I Roll

 

i think ur rates could be voided on this alone!

11.0 Till the World Ends
10.0 Hold It Against Me
09.0 Inside Out
10.0 I Wanna Go
08.0 How I Roll
07.0 (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]
06.5 Seal It with a Kiss
03.5 Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)
06.0 Trouble For Me
08.5 Trip to Your Heart
05.0 Gasoline
08.0 Criminal
08.5 Up N' Down
06.0 He About To Lose Me
06.5 Selfish
09.0 Don't Keep Me Waiting
10.0 Scary

10.0 Alien
10.0 Work Bitch
08.0 Perfume
04.5 It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)
05.0 Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)
06.0 Body Ache
08.0 Til It's Gone
07.5 Passenger
02.0 Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)
05.0 Don't Cry
05.5 Brightest Morning Star
06.0 Hold On Tight
06.5 Now That I Found You

08.0 Invitation
09.5 Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)
07.0 Private Show
10.0 Man On the Moon
09.0 Just Luv Me
07.5 Clumsy
11.0 Do You Wanna Come Over?
10.0 Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)
08.5 Just Like Me
10.0 Love Me Down
08.0 Hard to Forget Ya
06.5 What You Need
10.0 Mood Ring (By Demand)
08.0 Better
10.0 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)
09.0 Liar
08.5 If I'm Dancing
08.0 Coupure Électrique

11.0 (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]
07.0 My Only Wish (This Year)
06.0 Walk On By
03.0 What's Going On? (Artists Against AIDS Worldwide)
08.5 Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)
07.0 Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]
08.0 My Prerogative
07.0 (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun
07.5 Do Somethin'
06.0 Chaotic
05.5 Someday (I Will Understand)
06.0 Mona Lisa
08.0 Over To You Now
-1 Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)
10.0 And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)
07.0 3
06.0 Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)
05.0 SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]
06.0 S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)
04.0 Ooh La La
02.5 Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)
07.0 Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spea

i think ur rates could be voided on this alone!

LEAVE 'How I Roll' ALONE YOU HEATHEN!!! Omg

10 Till the World Ends

10 Hold It Against Me

10 Inside Out

10 I Wanna Go

10 How I Roll

7 (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]

11 Seal It with a Kiss

7.5 Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)

8 Trouble For Me

8 Trip to Your Heart

10 Gasoline

10 Criminal

10 Up N' Down

10 He About To Lose Me

9 Selfish

9 Don't Keep Me Waiting

8.5 Scary

 

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7 Alien

10 Work Bitch

9 Perfume

10 It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)

7.5 Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)

8.5 Body Ache

10 Til It's Gone

9 Passenger

6 Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)

8.5 Don't Cry

8 Brightest Morning Star

8.5 Hold On Tight

10 Now That I Found You

 

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10 Invitation

10 Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)

9 Private Show

10 Man On the Moon

10 Just Luv Me

9 Clumsy

10 Do You Wanna Come Over?

10 Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)

8.5 Just Like Me

10 Love Me Down

10 Hard to Forget Ya

10 What You Need

10 Mood Ring (By Demand)

10 Better

11 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)

8 Liar

9 If I'm Dancing

8 Coupure Électrique

 

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10 (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]

10 My Only Wish (This Year)

7 Walk On By

8 What's Going On? (Artists Against AIDS Worldwide)

10 Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)

10 Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]

10 My Prerogative

10 (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun

10 Do Somethin'

8 Chaotic

8.5 Someday (I Will Understand)

8 Mona Lisa

10 Over To You Now

5 Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)

11 And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)

7.5 3

8.5 Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)

8 SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]

8 S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)

6.5 Ooh La La

5.5 Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)

10 Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

i think ur rates could be voided on this alone!

 

'How I Roll' is that bop!

 

 

I would take experimental Britney over basic Britney any day. I like to imagine what an entire Bloodshy & Avant produced album would have been like.

 

 

Edited October 7, 20204 yr by blacksquare

bump**

08 Till the World Ends

08 Hold It Against Me

06 Inside Out

07 I Wanna Go

07 How I Roll

07 (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]

05 Seal It with a Kiss

07 Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)

07 Trouble For Me

04 Trip to Your Heart

05 Gasoline

06 Criminal

07 Up N' Down

03 He About To Lose Me

05 Selfish

03 Don't Keep Me Waiting

09 Scary

 

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05 Alien

08 Work Bitch

06 Perfume

06 It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)

04 Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)

05 Body Ache

04 Til It's Gone

03 Passenger

05 Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)

03 Don't Cry

04 Brightest Morning Star

03 Now That I Found You

 

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04 Invitation

06 Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)

04 Private Show

04 Man On the Moon

04 Just Luv Me

08 Clumsy

06 Do You Wanna Come Over?

06 Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)

05 Just Like Me

05 Love Me Down

05 Hard to Forget Ya

05 What You Need

04 Mood Ring (By Demand)

03 Better

04 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)

05 Liar

03 If I'm Dancing

03 Coupure Électrique

 

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10 (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]

09 My Only Wish (This Year)

05 Walk On By

09 What's Going On? (Artists Against AIDS Worldwide)

09 Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)

09 Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]

09 My Prerogative

07 (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun

09 Do Somethin'

06 Chaotic

07 Someday (I Will Understand)

08 Mona Lisa

04 Over To You Now

04 Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)

05 And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)

07 3

08 Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)

06 SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]

07 S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)

05 Ooh La La

07 Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)

08 Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

Is there a deadline for this and the previous rates? I want to be sure to not miss any of them.

Is there a deadline for this and the previous rates? I want to be sure to not miss any of them.

Sorry, some stuff has come up in reality, so I've not been able to focus on this, but I have a week off very, soon so I will select a date tomorrow when I've organised everything out! But you still have about at least another week! (But I'll confirm tomorrow)

 

Sorry for the delayyyyy! :(

Closing Sunday 1st November at 23:59 (GMT)

 

MORE please :(

 

Specifically this lot </3

10.0 Till the World Ends

09.0 Hold It Against Me

07.0 Inside Out

10.0 I Wanna Go

05.0 How I Roll

09.5 (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]

05.0 Seal It with a Kiss

01.0 Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)

06.0 Trouble For Me

06.0 Trip to Your Heart

06.0 Gasoline

07.5 Criminal

05.0 Up N' Down

11.0 He About To Lose Me

06.5 Selfish

04.0 Don't Keep Me Waiting

04.0 Scary

 

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09.0 Alien

08.0 Work Bitch

09.0 Perfume

01.0 It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)

04.0 Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)

06.0 Body Ache

05.0 Til It's Gone

09.0 Passenger

02.0 Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)

04.0 Don't Cry

04.0 Brightest Morning Star

04.0 Hold On Tight

07.0 Now That I Found You

 

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08.0 Invitation

11.0 Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)

01.0 Private Show

07.0 Man On the Moon

07.0 Just Luv Me

01.0 Clumsy

06.0 Do You Wanna Come Over?

11.0 Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)

07.0 Just Like Me

06.0 Love Me Down

04.0 Hard to Forget Ya

04.0 What You Need

07.0 Mood Ring (By Demand)

04.0 Better

05.0 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)

04.0 Liar

04.0 If I'm Dancing

04.0 Coupure Électrique

 

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09.0 (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]

06.0 My Only Wish (This Year)

08.0 Walk On By

01.0 What's Going On? (Artists Against AIDS Worldwide)

07.0 Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)

06.0 Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]

06.0 My Prerogative

05.0 (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun

06.0 Do Somethin'

02.0 Chaotic

06.0 Someday (I Will Understand)

06.0 Mona Lisa

04.0 Over To You Now

01.0 Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)

09.0 And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)

08.0 3

06.0 Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)

05.0 SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]

05.0 S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)

01.0 Ooh La La

06.0 Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)

01.0 Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

09.5 Till the World Ends

10.0 Hold It Against Me

06.5 Inside Out

07.5 I Wanna Go

11.0 How I Roll

07.5 (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi]

07.5 Seal It with a Kiss

07.0 Big Fat Bass (feat. will.i.am)

06.5 Trouble For Me

10.0 Trip to Your Heart

06.5 Gasoline

06.5 Criminal

08.0 Up N' Down

09.0 He About To Lose Me

06.0 Selfish

07.0 Don't Keep Me Waiting

08.5 Scary

 

AVG: 7.88

 

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07.5 Alien

10.0 Work Bitch

09.0 Perfume

05.5 It Should Be Easy (feat. will.i.am)

06.0 Tik Tik Boom (feat. T.I.)

06.0 Body Ache

06.5 Til It's Gone

09.0 Passenger

05.5 Chillin' With You (feat. Jamie-Lynn Spears)

08.0 Don't Cry

10.0 Brightest Morning Star

06.0 Hold On Tight

10.0 Now That I Found You

 

AVG: 7.615

 

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08.0 Invitation

10.0 Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)

05.0 Private Show

08.5 Man On the Moon

10.0 Just Luv Me

06.5 Clumsy

08.5 Do You Wanna Come Over?

09.0 Slumber Party (feat. Tinashe)

07.5 Just Like Me

10.0 Love Me Down

07.0 Hard to Forget Ya

06.0 What You Need

07.5 Mood Ring (By Demand)

08.0 Better

09.0 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)

11.0 Liar

11.0 If I'm Dancing

07.0 Coupure Électrique

 

AVG: 8.3

 

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10.0 (You Drive Me) Crazy [sTOP! Remix]

10.0 My Only Wish (This Year)

09.0 Walk On By

04.5 What's Going On? (Artists Against AIDS Worldwide)

06.0 Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)

07.0 Boys (Co-Ed Remix) [feat. Pharrell Williams]

10.0 My Prerogative

09.0 (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun

08.5 Do Somethin'

08.0 Chaotic

10.0 Someday (I Will Understand)

08.5 Mona Lisa

07.0 Over To You Now

04.0 Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)

10.0 And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)

07.0 3

07.5 Scream & Shout (feat. will.i.am)

08.0 SMS (Bangerz) [Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears]

07.0 S&M (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)

05.0 Ooh La La

06.5 Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)

08.0 Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

Haus votes will be baned coz of that score for 'Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)'. Thank you, next!

Bump for more please. ^_^