Posted June 27, 20214 yr Welcome to the 2021 official Buzzjack Madonna singles rate results! You have had your say and now it's time to countdown from the least favourite Madonna single to the favourite. Listed below are the singles released by the icon: Everybody Burning Up Holiday Lucky Star Borderline Like a Virgin Material Girl Angel Into the Groove Dress You Up Live to Tell Papa Don't Preach True Blue Open Your Heart La Isla Bonita Who's That Girl Causing a Commotion The Look of Love Like a Prayer Express Yourself Cherish Oh Father Dear Jessie Keep It Together Vogue Hanky Panky Justify My Love Rescue Me Erotica Deeper and Deeper Bad Girl Fever Rain Bye Bye Baby Secret Take a Bow Bedtime Story Human Nature You'll See One More Chance Love Don't Live Here Anymore You Must Love Me Don't Cry For Me Argentina Another Suitcase in Another Hall Frozen Ray of Light Drowned World (Substitute for Love) The Power of Goodbye Nothing Really Matters American Pie Music Don't Tell Me What It Feels Like for a Girl Die Another Day American Life Hollywood Nothing Fails Love Profusion Hung Up Sorry Get Together Jump 4 Minutes (feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland) Give It 2 Me Miles Away Celebration Revolver (feat. Lil Wayne) Give Me All Your Luvin' (feat. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.) Girl Gone Wild Masterpiece Turn Up the Radio Living for Love Ghosttown Bitch I'm Madonna (feat. Nicki Minaj) Hold Tight Medellín (with Maluma) Crave (with Swae Lee) I Rise I Don't Search I Find Crazy For You Gambler Spotlight This Used to Be My Playground I'll Remember Beautiful Stranger Me Against the Music (with Britney Spears) Hey You Levitating [The Blessed Madonna remix] (with Dua Lipa & Missy Elliott) Be sure to predict, comment and express your opinions along the way! :yahoo:
June 27, 20214 yr Author The results are SUPER INTERESTING and extremely close in places. For example, the 2nd and 3rd songs have the exact same averages :drama: Ties have been split based on number of 11s, then 10s etc. HIIPE. What do you think will take home the wooden spoon award and be out first? :mansoncheer: Results so far: 11. Crazy For You 9 12. Don't Tell Me 8.807692 13. Music 8.769231 14. Express Yourself 8.75 15. Get Together 8.730769 16. Ghosttown 8.653846 17. Borderline 8.64 18. Live to Tell 8.538462 19. Deeper and Deeper 8.461538 20. Open Your Heart 8.442308 21. Take a Bow 8.307692 (same 11s, more 10s) 22. Jump 8.307692 23. Justify My Love 8.173077 24. Rain 8.134615 25. Beautiful Stranger 8.115385 26. Material Girl 8.096154 27. Cherish 8.057692 28. Oh Father 8.019231 29. Dress You Up 8 (more 11s) 30. Drowned World (Substitute for Love) 8 31. Nothing Really Matters 7.980769 32. Like a Virgin 7.961538 (more 10s) 33. Give It 2 Me 7.961538 34. You'll See 7.942308 35. Secret 7.903846 36. Celebration 7.865385 37. Holiday 7.826923 38. Die Another Day 7.807692 39. 4 Minutes (feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland) 7.708333 40. What It Feels Like for a Girl 7.653846 41. Erotica 7.615385 42. Rescue Me 7.596154 43. True Blue 7.58 44. Hollywood 7.557692 45. American Life 7.538462 46. Girl Gone Wild 7.461538 47. Lucky Star 7.423077 48. Medellín (with Maluma) 7.403846 49. Miles Away 7.384615 (more 10s) 50. Living for Love 7.384615 51. Nothing Fails 7.365385 52. I'll Remember 7.269231 53. Who's That Girl 7.211538 54. Bedtime Story 7.115385 55. Human Nature 7.057692 (more 10s) 56. American Pie 7.057692 57. I Don't Search I Find 7.038462 58. Crave (with Swae Lee) 7.019231 59. Don't Cry For Me Argentina 6.961538 60. Burning Up 6.923077 (more 10s) 61. Causing a Commotion 6.923077 62. Bad Girl 6.884615 63. Masterpiece 6.788462 64. Me Against the Music (with Britney Spears) 6.692308 (more 10s) 65. Levitating [The Blessed Madonna remix] (with Dua Lipa & Missy Elliott) 6.692308 (second most 10s) 66. Angel 6.692308 67. Love Profusion 6.557692 68. Keep It Together 6.480769 69. Dear Jessie 6.269231 (more 10s) 70. This Used to Be My Playground 6.269231 71. Gambler 6.192308 (more 10s) 72. Everybody 6.192308 73. Give Me All Your Luvin' (feat. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.) 6.134615 74. Hold Tight 6.115385 75. You Must Love Me 6.057692 76. Spotlight 5.923077 77. The Look of Love 5.826923 78. I Rise 5.807692 79. Fever 5.788462 80. Love Don't Live Here Anymore 5.711538 81. Bye Bye Baby 5.365385 82. Bitch I'm Madonna (feat. Nicki Minaj) 5.346154 (more 10s) 83. One More Chance 5.346154 84. Another Suitcase in Another Hall 5.230769 85. Turn Up the Radio 5.153846 86. Revolver (feat. Lil Wayne) 5.057692 87. Hanky Panky 4.365385 88. Hey You 3.769231
June 27, 20214 yr Author 'Hey You' was my lowest ranked track so also rooting for it to take home the wooden spoon.
June 28, 20214 yr Author Do you wanna die happy? AFSx9fE1qJ8 | 86. Revolver (feat. Lil Wayne) 5.06 | 87. Hanky Panky 4.37 | 88. Hey You 3.78 And we're off! Here are you 3 weakest Madonna singles! In last place, it's the standalone single released for the Live Earth campaign. Hey You is a folksy ballad produced by Pharrell Williams and was released as a free single to help to uplift the world through its positive message. Madonna's first single since 1985 to be written entirely by herself, it seems we're not totally here for her addressing huge political issues with such saccharine tones. She performed the song live as part of the London Live Earth concert. Next out it's Hanky Panky which offers a complete change of pace. The final single from 'I'm Breathless' here we have a jazzy swing song about a woman enjoying the thrill of being spanked by her partner. Madonna claimed the lyrics were tongue-in-cheek and intended to be a joke. Also out in this first set it's Revolver where Madonna teamed up with Lil Wayne for a single off her 'Celebration' greatest hits album.
June 28, 20214 yr Author Agree with the bottom but 'Revolver' is a bit of a bop i'm ashamed to admit :cool:
June 28, 20214 yr I lived for Re-vulva back in 2009, but obviously in 2021 it's atrocious and should have been a DIRE warning of what the next decade was going to hold in store. Hanky Panky has no place as her second worst single, especially not with a score that low! It's hardly a lyrical masterpiece or moment of pop high culture, but it does exactly what you would expect it to and I just find it a lot of fun.
June 28, 20214 yr Oh yes, I can't argue with that bottom 2 at all! I don't particularly care for 'Revulva' but there are still a select few I would even place below that!
June 29, 20214 yr The live version of Revolver from the MDNA tour is the better version to listen too.
June 29, 20214 yr The bottom 3 of the results is also my bottom 3! To a slight extent I prefer Hanky Panky to Revolver. I think the only occasion I'd listen to either song again is if I was listening through to all of her singles. Hey You is atrocious :kink:
June 29, 20214 yr Author I was a fool, but now I understand vkYyqxHdwNg | 83. One More Chance 5.35 | 84. Another Suitcase in Another Hall 5.23 | 85. Turn Up the Radio 5.15 First off in this set, it's the final single from MDNA. Turn Up the Radio as the title suggests is about finding escapism and fun on the radio, even in a world filled with ipods, downloads and streaming. Produced by Martin Solveig, it's a dance-electro-pop number. The song failed to really make an impact anywhere on the charts and it's favoured pretty disastrously here too! Another Suitcase in Another Hall features in the musical Evita, whereby Madonna sings with a breathy vulnerability. It was the third single taken from the soundtrack and the first to be out here! We also lose One More Chance which was the second single from Madonna's ballad compilation album, 'Something to Remember'. The song talks of trying to win a lover back after separating, and was inspired by real-life events of Madonna's, although she switched the roles around for the song.
June 29, 20214 yr Author No losses in this trio. 'Turn Up the Radio' should never have been a single when songs like 'I'm Addicted' exist on the album :no: The other two singles are totally forgettable! No hate, just indifference~
June 29, 20214 yr Yep no losses there, One More Chance isn't bad but it's quite uneventful. Turn Up The Radio is also completely uneventful but it's more of a crime in an upbeat track than a ballad. Another Suitcase... is hard to judge, it's not a particular favourite but she does a nice enough job with it.