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On 06/04/2025 at 07:54, Bjork said:

It's a pity it never charted, well was never a single

but you don't get more iconic than Lana del Rey's opening lines for Cola:

"My p***y tastes like Pepsi Cola" :o :o :o

It's probably a good job it never charted or else they'd be playing my pussy tastes like pee cola!

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Since the definition of top 10 and product versus company has gone out the window

Run DMC - My Adidas

Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S.

I know neither were top ten but...

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I’m not sure if it counts as a brand name but Tori Amos “Cornflake Girl” comes to mind.

3 hours ago, AaronTM said:

I’m not sure if it counts as a brand name but Tori Amos “Cornflake Girl” comes to mind.

I believe a cornflake is just a food, Kelloggs are just the most famous brand of them

Fatboy Slim - The Rockafeller Skank

also maybe 10CC - The Wall Street Shuffle

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Another one:

Nelly - Hey Porsche (peaked at #6 in 2013)

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12 hours ago, Mangø said:

I believe a cornflake is just a food, Kelloggs are just the most famous brand of them

That's why I wasn't sure if it counted. Kellogg's invented the corn flake and the brand was created as a result of their invention, but technically I think it's a name of the product. At the same time, if there was a song called "Frosties" or "Coco Pops" I think we'd include that. #CerealChat

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8 minutes ago, AaronTM said:

That's why I wasn't sure if it counted. Kellogg's invented the corn flake and the brand was created as a result of their invention, but technically I think it's a name of the product. At the same time, if there was a song called "Frosties" or "Coco Pops" I think we'd include that. #CerealChat

I think there was a song somewhere once about Snap, Crackle and Pop!

On 06/04/2025 at 09:54, Bjork said:

It's a pity it never charted, well was never a single

but you don't get more iconic than Lana del Rey's opening lines for Cola:

"My p***y tastes like Pepsi Cola" :o :o :o

Lana has Diet Mountain Dew too.

1 hour ago, Sour Candy said:

Lana has Diet Mountain Dew too.

oh yes now that I remember Lana has de so-called "Soda Trilogy" ☠️cos she has Diet Mountain Dew, Cola and A&W!

I didn't know about A&W but it's a soda apparently, guess in the US? never heard it myself

13 hours ago, TheSnake said:

I think we need @Popchartfreak for more 60s and 70s ones I already mentioned his fave 10CC - Wall Street Shuffle!

Sadly the Beeb banned any records that mentioned products - that's why we got Paul Simon's Take Me To The Mardi Gras instead of the USA's Kodachrome as a single, and The Kinks had to re-record Lola to omit Coca-Cola :) That said advert songs to coke and pepsi became hits minus the brand reference, like I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing and Hello Summertime, and later First Time. Jeans On was a big hit, but they had to change the lyrics to omit Brutus Jeans. Oddly, film song theme tunes were fine to have in the title.....😮

The Bandwagon got away with Blame It On The Pony Express as they weren't actually sending letters and parcels by horse anymore, and by the mid-70's some sneaked in like A Glass Of Champagne - Sailor, probably cos that wasn't treated like a brand name, more of a copyright of the companies in that region!

Nu Shooz - I Can't Waitrose

On a similar and more genuine supermarket theme, Bennett had a #34 single called Mum's Gone To Iceland

just realised Frank Ocean has a bunch, Nikes, Chanel, DHL, White Ferrari

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