Posted February 11, 200916 yr Sorry if this has been done before, but what are your ten WORST tracks pre 2000? Surely the worst would have to be that Soulja Boy evilness :puke2: but as that's fairly recent, let's stick with pre 2000: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Boyzone - No Matter What :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Craig David - 7 Days :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: The Tweets - Birdie Song :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Black Lace - Agadoo :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Chris De Burgh - Lady In Red :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Various Artists - Perfect Day :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Vanilla - No Way No Way :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Brotherhood Of Man - Save All Your Kisses For Me :puke2: :puke2: Michael Jackson - Earth Song :puke2: The Simpsons - Do The Bartman
February 11, 200916 yr Paul McCartney - Frog Chorus Paul McCartney - Mull of Kintyre Will add more later when I remember
February 11, 200916 yr Crank That's better than any of the songs listed there. :P 7 Days :puke2: x100
February 11, 200916 yr well the 00's certainly saw some of the worst tracks ever, from 'novelty' like the crazy frog, through fatman scoop to manufactured westlife carp! obviously bob the builder, mr blobby type kids stuff would be automatically entered. lena martell - one day at a time most of barry whites cack most sweet soul, its an offence to my ears, chi-lites, stylistics, moments and whatnaughts, sweet sensation etc smokey robinson - being with you stevie wonder - i just called to say i love you sonia.... everything she ever did brotherhood of man - 'save all your kisses for me'? well thats bad but surely 'angelo' and 'figaro' were much worse! tight fit - the lion sleeps tonight jive bunny ... everything the dooleys ... everything the nolans...... everything apart from 'im in the mood for dancing' which was ok
February 11, 200916 yr Not strictly speaking retro, but yes Craig David is pure vulger and "7 Days" is the most self-indulgent, syrupy pile of dog turd in recent memory. Why hasn't this bloke been shot yet? A complete lack of justice in the world I tell ya!
February 11, 200916 yr nothing can beat "Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine for being the worst song ever to grace (or disgrace) the top 40... an absolutely awful record that somehow made its way to number 4 in 1981.
February 11, 200916 yr Kid Cudi - Day N Nite :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2:
February 11, 200916 yr Kid Cudi - Day N Nite :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: A little premature personally. This is a retro forum!
February 12, 200916 yr :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: Vanilla - No Way No Way OMG yes! This is awful, it sounds like a group of Roxy Mitchells attempting to sing. I also hated "Sweet Like Chocolate" by Shanks and Bigfoot a lot when I was younger. Another one, that I used to sing my heart out to, is Lolly's "Viva La Radio" but it's awful. I hated Eminem's debut single as well. :puke2: (yes those are all from 1999, it's pretty much one of the only years I've followed the charts for the whole year, let alone a retro year!)
February 12, 200916 yr Cliff Richard - anything from 1980 onwards really, special mention goes to The Millennium Prayer Roxette - I Wish I Could Fly - something about this track really grates on me
February 12, 200916 yr nothing can beat "Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine for being the worst song ever to grace (or disgrace) the top 40... an absolutely awful record that somehow made its way to number 4 in 1981. :lol: thats sooo bad its actually FUNNY! I Should Be So Lucky by far worst song ever. dont think youll get much support for that one m8, surely kylie has done much worse?
February 12, 200916 yr Author :lol: thats sooo bad its actually FUNNY! dont think youll get much support for that one m8, surely kylie has done much worse? I don't think I Should Be So Lucky is the worst, but I can see why some would find it annoying. Surely her version of Locomotion is her worst one? I've heard Teddy Bear. Dear God! :lol: Yep, I'd put it up there with the worst. A couple I forgot to add: Jonathan King - Uno Palama Blanca :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: whatever your views are off this man, the song, if you can call it that, is still a crime against humanity. USA 4 Africa - We Are The World - while the video is unintentionally hilarious, the song is dire. The Spitting Image version is far superior :lol:
February 12, 200916 yr Paul McCartney - Frog Chorus Paul McCartney - Mull of Kintyre Will add more later when I remember LOL. I think Paul McCartney is overrated... Tbh, anything novelty, or from Simon Cowell (i.e. Sonia, more novelty tracks) or just 90's cheese.
February 12, 200916 yr Pre 2000: Off the top of my head: I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls Agadoo - Black Lace Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina feat. Timmy Mallett There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh' - The Teletubbies The Birdie Song - The Tweets Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina Just Say No - Grange Hill Cast Grandad - Clive Dunn Save Your Love - Rene and Renato Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry Doop - Doop Cotton Eye Joe - The Rednex So Macho - Sinitta That will do for now.....
February 12, 200916 yr Don't even get me started on this. Otherwise, I'd almost literally be here forever.
February 13, 200916 yr Disregarding the obvious tat I would suggest (Not necessarily the worst but I loathe these): Jenny from the Block - J-Lo Against All Odds - Phil Collins Uptown Girl - Billy Joel Zephyr Song - Red Hot Chilli Peppers I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston Edited February 13, 200916 yr by grebo69
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