Where is Johnnys long black wig he needs something beyond a bacofoil coat.

Jonny's performance is camper than a Butlins run by Dale Winton.

Can we just shoot Louis? and gag the audience while they're at it.

I'm ashamed to admit I actually laughed at that.

Amelia was good, but didn't really need all that production - she was a lot better on the verses than the chorus. Very good opener though, just not as good as her previous performances. Johnny was f***ing awful as expected, his vocal is shit; he just does the same warbling every time he gets to a big note -_-

 

Amelia 7.5/10

Johnny 0/10

I do like Johnny, he can be very entertaining in the later stages, reminds me a bit of Kenneth Williams :lol: 6/10

Amelia - Billie Jean

 

Unusual arrangement but vocally Amelia was good - some of the top notes were slightly pitchy but overall a good and promising first performance.

 

Johnny - Believe

 

One word. Diabolical. :manson:

 

Contestant Rate:

 

Amelia Lily = 7/10

Johnny Robinson = 0/10

In the words of Sak Noel, "what the f***?"

 

Rates oh-eleven

6.5 Amelia Lily - Billie Jean

2.0 Johnny Robinson - Believe

Edited October 8, 201113 yr by Bré

It's bad when the Yeo Valley advert is a good ten times better than the opening act.

Gary Barlow is a bitch who knew?-Johnny being funny and camp he looks cheap and tawdry though.

The audience need to pipe down.

Kinda :mellow: on Johnny. It's so CAMP I love it, but the singing...

 

Amelia 6/10

Johnny 5/10

Oh my LIFE. Homosexuality has been revolutionised everywhere *.*

Talk about taking the ad breaks to a new level, at every performance :manson:

What the f*** was that? :mellow: Someone chuck Johnny in a hot oven and let us be free of him forever.

Johnny Robinson - I found it very entertaining and he can sing. (I don't think he's very versatile though) I just really didn't like what he was wearing. I'd really rather he had dressed up as a woman actually. (Sarah Lee) So I'm conflicted about what I should give him.....but I'll give him 6/10

 

He should either go back to normal Johnny.....or go all the way to Sarah Lee but not somewhere in between. I'm getting visions of Nicolo Festa with the shades too.

 

Amelia Lily - 7.5/10

Johnny Robinson - 6/10

 

I'm trying to be harsh since it's the first live show....but it's hard when I haven't been horribly offended yet.

Edited October 8, 201113 yr by Sabrewulf

Amelia Lily: I liked that she put on a performance, but I'm not sure about the song choice. Didn't show off her voice well enough 07.0

 

Johnny Robinson: This years novelty act thanks to Louis. Decent enough voice, but it's hard to take him seriously. LOL at Gary "You look like your about to go in the oven" 05.0

I for one LOVED Johnny's performance. What a SPECTACLE.

 

Doing great things for the image of the gay community.

Johnny - 5/10 - for the slight LOLZ, but still, even for a joke act, it wasn't even that entertaining

This is 3 f***ing hours long?! I have had relationships that haven't lasted that long.

I can't help but love Johnny's personality, and his vocals aren't Wagner/Jedward level, but that was rather awful. - 3.5/10

 

Rates:

Amelia - 7.0/10

Johnny - 3.5/10