It's how her mum is there serving it all out on plates while she sings badly :lol:

The Chinese takeaway is hilarious

It's how her mum is there serving it all out on plates while she sings badly :lol:

 

IKR? I can't stop laughing. :lol:

OMG! I love Chloe. She's the new Kitty! :wub:

Her voice was incredible, she might not be versatile enough for the lives though...

I recognise Chloe from Big Brother's Bit on the Side of all places! :lol: I believe she was on a modelling show or something?

I love a bit of jazz :wub: Really rich singing voice and actually quite likeable, but yeah Liam I agree she might struggle with versatility! She seems more suited for The Voice.

 

Ryan you could well be right there, it said her occupation was a model :lol:

 

Also I am craving a chinese takeaway now. :lol:

Edited August 30, 201410 yr by Jade

I recognise Chloe from Big Brother's Bit on the Side of all places! :lol: I believe she was on a modelling show or something?

Oh I forgot about BOTS! It was called The Face or something I think, i know Naomi Campbell was the head judge and it was on Living :lol:

Wtf are they listening to? It was good-ish at the end, but Jesus Christ the soft bits at the start were utterly PAINFUL :/

HUH? He sounded in serious pain? In what world is that EVER amazing? WHAT.

I want his teeth and his baby's eyes! :lol:

 

Yeah I don't think he has the best voice but he brought it with the emotion to the end.

To me that just sounded like shouting and whining in one, abysmal.

Yes, he had passion but not in a good way.

Edited August 30, 201410 yr by jsilv

I thought he had some of the qualities people hated about James Arthur's voice so I don't understand why half of Britain seems to be spaffing over him :/

He was apparently signed to Universal Records a few years back and deemed the "new Adele" :unsure: Not sure what the four judges heard that 90% of the public seemed to miss...

I thought it was a really good first show the joke acts/bad people were on top form :lol: looking forward to tomorrow's show .

When he wheeled his keyboard in :lol:

 

Omg Angelina and Carol, amazing :rofl:

 

I love how the others ditched Simon :rofl:

 

Omg the old women. :lol:

 

I hate acts like that because in some cases, it's so obvious what they'll do!

 

Overall, I just love Mel B :wub:

'With You' is one of my favourite songs :lol:

the first act of the two girls which sisters were hysterically terrible but somehow I couldn't stop watching, they were like the female Jedward just less interesting and slightly more talented

If you go 27 minutes into this video of an episode from Series 3, look who is auditioning! :o

 

After 2 years away as Tulisa, Gary and Louis (who's terrible without Simon) reigned so much torture that I couldn't watch, I am back this year now Cheryl and Simin are back on what used to be my favourite programme

Great first episode and I loved the bad acts- especially the one that went on forever and the Chinese Takeaway :lol:

I didn't think the guy who did say something was that good but I am glad that amazing song is bouncing back up the charts

Edited August 31, 201410 yr by Ultraviolence1989