BBTory news is disgusting!!

So now we’ve got people saying Johnson was ‘ambushed with cake’ which suggests he only had a party by accident.

 

Next they’ll be saying it doesn’t count as a party because he didn’t enjoy it.

They are also still trying to claim that it was not premeditated. We are supposed to believe that all the guests just happened to turn up (ignoring the Covid laws in place at the time) and that a cake suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

I mean, why were so many people there? Wasn’t everyone supposed the be working from home? Wasn’t great expense spent to make sure MPs could do just that?

 

Not a penny was spent on me when I had to teach from my home.

"I only realised it was a birthday party when I set fire to my hair blowing out the candles"

Looks like the Tories have remembered to pay Rothmere

So now we’ve got people saying Johnson was ‘ambushed with cake’ which suggests he only had a party by accident.

 

Next they’ll be saying it doesn’t count as a party because he didn’t enjoy it.

 

@1486046638384861187

 

Not the birthday cake ambushing a committee meeting!

 

 

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1486270260806225920?

Looks like the Tories have remembered to pay Rothmere

 

Considering that facist rag regularly spendt years covering Meghan Markle's micro movements they are a fine one to talk about 'a sense of proportion'. It's important because it's about our elected leaders not following the laws that they themselves set.

Absolute shameful performance from Johnson at PMQs.

as totally expected:

 

"I'm much too busy dealing Ukraine being invaded to worry with piffle about me and my staff raving it up while you suckers had to stick to the rules while your loved ones died in the care homes we sent them to full of Covid. I was much too busy then dealing with Brexit so that's not my fault, except I said it would all be sorted in our favour and the blighters went and did the dirty on me. So that's why it's OK to have cake, let them eat cake, as Marie Antoinette once said, and my fat Scottish friend clearly took literally. Being a fine figure of a man, myself, it's OK to distract my learned friends with an insult. OK I'm fat too, but fat people are allowed to call-out other fat people!

 

We can be trusted to deliver on anything we say we can, just like we delivered on Brexit. OK, not the Brexit I promised, and I admit you're all going to get royally stuffed by massive inflation, huge energy price hikes and virtually no great trade agreements with any nation of consequence, but I'm rich so I don;t care. Vote for me. Look at my Ukraine friends having to put up with Russian interference, I will do anything it takes to put Vlad in his place. Apart from putting a stop to Russian oligarchs buying up british property, natch. Need those party donations! I'm not an imbecile! Well, not when I'm paying attention to detail, which is not all of the time. But then I'm busy doing important stuff! Like having parties and cheese n wine do's! I work hard and I need a break, just like my staff do. You plebs have no idea what it's like to have stress and long hours and have to scrimp and save to get the cash to paypack mates who installed the gold-plated bog in the flat. Jolly good show too!

 

Meanwhile, I can be trusted to do the right thing and so what if I tell porkies, nobody gets hurt. Well apart from woman in Iran, that was a whoopsie, I admit that. And the old gits who died from that Herd Immunity idea that we've gone back to again now the Brexit loonies are threatening to kick me up the arse over not delivering on the promises. Except the promise that the rich people stashing cash in tax havens can carry on as normal now we're not in the EU. Result! Look at my hair, look at my hair, see how I tussle it, pay close attention to my jokes, cos that's what important, I'm loveable! Hugs n kisses!"

 

 

Let’s just say that how the BBC reported PMQs and how DW reported PMQs was lightly different: https://www.dw.com/en/uk-pm-boris-johnson-g...ties/a-60555612

dp

Edited January 26, 20223 yr by Smint

Absolute shameful performance from Johnson at PMQs.

 

Expect nothing less - he's just trolling the nation. Honesty and decency are far out of the window. And speaker Lindsay Hoyle is as weak as they come.

No Sue Gray report tonight... must be bad then.

Damn, I was really looking forward to reading all those pages of redacted text. :(

Here is the redacted version

 

"The of the a he the they door"

The more I watch Liz Truss, the more I hope she becomes the Tory Leader. She is absolutely hopeless.

The more I watch Liz Truss, the more I hope she becomes the Tory Leader. She is absolutely hopeless.

 

Lol. She is just vile but none of the other choices are great neither. They are all completely out of touch with the real world.