April 30, 201510 yr The BradeStar Line, a high-speed underwater rail link connecting Persephonia (via the coastal town of Port-Iosiff) to Jadakissnia has been officially opened for business today. Persephonian President Izzy Azergla is to become one of the first customers of the service as she travels to Jadakissnia for a meeting with King Bellsprout about important government business and whatnot. Izzy Azergla omg :rofl: daz clark's #impakt! Danaelandan citizens will have to settle for the PLANE to travel to Jadakissnia as making underwater rail lines our government ain't got time fo' dat http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Aint-Nobody-Got-Time-for-That.gif the government is set to be in talks to make alliances with the debuting countries of last contest as well as Beaverdonia but has confirmed none will be joining the dance bloc.
May 8, 201510 yr the results of the Danaelandan national election have come in, and predictably The Orange Party win again with Tim Bergling remaining as the president of Danaelanda. The Orange Party got 128 out of 150 seats in parliament (our country's a bit smaller than the UK so there aren't as many constituencies) which is a massive achievement and proof of Tim's massive popularity as the president. There was quite a big defeat for the Pensioners party, with only David Guetta winning a seat for them but even more embarrasingly the Worldwide Party (led by Mr. Worldwide himself) and the Danaelandan Independance Party do not get any seats. 128 Orange 17 Blue 4 Red 1 Pensioners
May 8, 201510 yr the Danaelandan Independance Party Looking forward to hear some DIP house next contest!
May 9, 201510 yr Big developments today in Aprogonia. Katie Hopkins' government has finally officially managed to gain the backing of the Aprogonian Parliament in a landslide to ban gingers. Only three MPs opposed the motion. The Government will be handing out hair dying vouchers to all gingers. This will be funded by the controversial 'Fat Tax' on people who weigh more than 10 stone - there are protests against the Hopkins government in capital city Frumpbourg.
May 9, 201510 yr Poor Jadakissnia & Hushkanukia. Does that mean you are banned from your own nation then? :o
May 9, 201510 yr Poor Jadakissnia & Hushkanukia. Does that mean you are banned from your own nation then? :o Are you calling me fat? :o And why poor Jadakissnia? Hushkanukia relations have become strained over the policy since they are harbouring notorious ginger, Cameron.
May 9, 201510 yr If you don't step-down your any gingerness campaign, Mulgracia will have no option but to step in.
May 9, 201510 yr President Burke applauds Aprogonia's decision and is thinming of following their steps
May 9, 201510 yr Katie Hopkins has just published a statement: "u-turn if you want to, the lady's not for turning."
May 9, 201510 yr Pfft, democracy is a worthless concept that Altyr has no time for Indeed. Séyetan rulers prefer to govern like so: http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/game-of-thrones/thumb/6/69/S4E4_Targaryen.png/468px-S4E4_Targaryen.png
May 9, 201510 yr Ruling with an IRON FIST from atop an enormous pyramid really IS the best way. Literally looking down on the little people all the time.
May 9, 201510 yr The Federal Republic prefers a glass and steel tower to a pyramid. Stands out less in the Morpeth sky line.
May 9, 201510 yr Darpabrak is a historic city, having been ruled over peacefully by the Baranski family for more than 5000 years. The pyramid is a symbol of their power and, of course, supremacy in all things.
May 9, 201510 yr "The Government will be handing out hair dying vouchers to all gingers. " If you don't step-down your any gingerness campaign, Mulgracia will have no option but to step in.We here at Cor Lupus don't believe in hair color-ism because it's just plain tacky. We believe that each individual is allowed to let their hair down any way they want. http://38.media.tumblr.com/8f775abfeec7a47ba4a06ed913fc6c48/tumblr_mg61qlQjWs1s298o6o1_400.gif
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