May 17, 20241 yr Author EXCLUSIVE LRS LEAK @1791283746571952461 LRS prepares to ban certain words in their programmes An LRS insider has revealed that the Sovarasman broadcaster is planning to ban certain words in their programmes and forums, as the head of delegation is allegedly annoyed with the increased use of "utter gibberish" that has led to a decrease in entertainment value in their shows, following a decline in viewership after Sovarasma flopped in BJSC 164. The Why So Sirius delegation reassures a word ban of similar scale is not considered. Meanwhile, the delegation wishes everyone to stream the banger below: RK33t8aNmK4 #BringBackWhySoSirius /roleplay
May 17, 20241 yr Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler You're so skibidi You're so Fanum Tax I just wanna be your sigma Freaking come here Give me your Ohio
July 10, 2024Jul 10 Author WHY SO SIRIUS TO SEND AN AI ENTRY BY MARK TO BJSC 166 Mark Matlock will represent Why So Sirius in BJSC 166 with his debut megahit "My AI" Why So Sirius has confirmed their participation in the upcoming edition of Buzzjack Song Contest (BJSC) with, for their very first time in BJSC history, a completely AI-generated entry sung by Mark Matlock. This entry was generated from Sumo and the end result has wowed the Why So Sirius delegation and they cannot wait to share the song to the rest of Buzzverse. The head of delegation, Smudge, said that the entry “an exciting fusion of artificial intelligence and human creativity" and is something Buzzverse "not ready for." While the lyrics were sent to the Buzzjack Broadcasting Union for review, the delegation is ready to reveal the lyrics of this amazing song: Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum I answer right away I tell myself that I'm beautiful and very dutiful I never stay out late, I do a fabulous job My name is Mark I'll be there, thick and thin You can always count me in You can always count on me (yeah!) I am your AI, AI, oh I am your AI, AI, oh I am your AI, AI, oh I am your reformative AI, oh Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum I give you butterflies If you vote for me now, I make sure to serve You never felt this way Cuz the song is a bop and I'm here to stay My pitch is always perfect, and I'm strong like a machine I can even make my voice sound like a (Wait am I committing fraud?) I'll be there, thick and thin You can always count me in You can always count on me (yeah!) I am your AI, AI, oh I am your AI, AI, oh I am your AI, AI, oh I am your reformative AI, oh Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum HEY, why don't you vote for me? I'm not invisible, I am smart, talented And have abilities to make the world better Oh, YES, all of you wanna meet me in person (laughs in non-existence) I am your AI, AI, oh I am your AI, AI, oh I am your AI, AI, oh I am your reformative AI, oh Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum Your reformative Mark, your informative Matlock Ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum-bum, ba-ri-bi-di-bi-dum Your reformative Mark #BringBackWhySoSirius /roleplay
July 24, 2024Jul 24 Author News reports are saying LRS are owing BBU in millions of debt and may not be eligible in representing BJSC next edition if they are not paid in due course :unsure:
September 21, 2024Sep 21 Author EXCLUSIVE LRS LEAK @1836435754689470689 A staff member posted a screenshot of their office whiteboard in the pantry A staff member of the Longorama of Sovarasma (LRS) has posted a screenshot from their office in the LRS headquarters. This corroborates previous reports that LRS are banning certain words in their broadcasts. This follows after Sovarasma has flopped twice in the last 2 BJSC editions, and questions remain whether LRS can continue to attract big artists to represent Sovarasma. The Why So Sirius delegation once again reiterates their support in using such lingo. Skibidi! #BringBackWhySoSirius /roleplay
March 9Mar 9 Author Are you ready to see Why So Sirius slay the house down boots?Why So Sirius applied for BBU membership which has now been approved despite facing fierce opposition from Persephonia.Why So Sirius aims to return to BJSC 173 as they prepare to mount a slayful comeback since BJSC 131. We've secretly got hold of Longorama of Sovarasma (LRS) finances and found that they have a lot of reserve money and they are planning to spend them on new fancy cars for their staff members. Oh what a shame!Pop bloc beware, because y'all would be JEALOUS of this reincarnation, and the pop game Why So Sirius is bringing to the table!! The songs will be FULL of flavour, fun, glamour, haute couture, audacity, nerve, cheek, gall, gumption, cunty serve... Pack your bags in the semis I fear xPersephonia is scared of our comeback because they hate to see them always finishing below us now, after they can bully Sovarasma with their BJSC positions all the time, which we strongly approve 👍We also approve us being the same country as Sovarasma because we are the REAL leaders of the Sovarasman land, yasssssss!!!Trifoski and Scotland 2 BEWARE!! We're coming for your fanbase 😈 but we'll always support your stuff unless you start pandering, which is not nice Zanmatony, can you give us free Wardylink subscription? Internet is expensive here and this girl cannot survive without a day of Internet and TokTik brainrotFSR Rontvia and Elëdan should come and join the fun!! We all support fresh sounds and Gen Z greatness, don't we? 😉Eastovka send anime songs pleekOh and Cor Lupus, you'll always be flop famous xAre y'all ready for a Buzzjack cultural shift? 🤔
March 17Mar 17 Author Popular content creator reacts to "I Can't Quit"Vocal coach reacts to Why So Sirius comeback entry, Mel 4Ever's "I Can't Quit". Why So Sirius is here to gag everyone with their mind-blowing number. They are hoping to shoot their way to the final, loading BJSC with zesty firepower. It is a song about sex positivity, as Mel 4Ever details the thought process of this banger:https://www.grindr.com/blog/grindr-is-for-the-dolls-mel-4ever-on-love-loads-and-life-on-the-gridSpoilerThis video is a parody and is not an actual reaction video!
March 17Mar 17 Why So Siriussss?SO RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG*IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS (ALL MY UNDERDOGS)*!*Sirius is the Dog Star anyway so this 𝙿̶!𝚗̶𝚔̶ Screech song really fits - underdogs in BJSC!(Omg Screech :puke: They played it in the supermarket yesterday n I didn't reañise at first What it was as wasn't payin attention n I said to the cashier What kind of utter aqful vocal hell garbage is this!! It was Screeeech!! What a fookin peel of radio cañón fodder slosh snot Screech tryna be Adele!! Even thinkin aboot how my eara were polluted like that with that comercial Adele wannabe Screech, I just can't!) Edited March 17Mar 17 by TheSnake
March 19Mar 19 Author 29 minutes ago, Brer said:Wait how did you add a spoiler to a post xxadd a wrap in box and set the icon for expandable to crossed-out eye x
March 19Mar 19 Author 7 hours ago, TheSnake said:What has happened to the font too - comic sans was easier to read!We cannot choose Comic Sans unfortunately and some fonts are unavailable here so it's defaulted to Comic Sans on desktop and a script font on mobile
March 20Mar 20 Author Why So Sirius reveals staging conceptWhy So Sirius can reveal their staging concept for their BJSC 173 entry, "I Can't Quit". The staging features Mel 4Ever in the outfit as in the music video during the final chorus. An oiled-up male dancer will dance beside Mel 4Ever while she features some brilliant moves to complement the song. During the chorus, she kneels in front of the dancer similar to the image shown above, multiple camera angles capturing the moment. Of course, the iconic "Parental Advisory: Explicit Content" sign will feature in the final chorus while Mel 4Ever dances wildly. The dance break at the end is one to watch!!! We have made suitable changes to the staging and hope BBU will accept them in case Why So Sirius qualify to the grand final. We want to give the audience a great show rather than standing still!🧍
March 22Mar 22 Author are you the kind of person who wants to give your room a good bottoming in the spring? if so, vote "i can't quit" for free bottoming!!
March 23Mar 23 Author omgggg we did it!!!! why so sirius's third ever qualification over the moon with this one and thanks everyone for voting us in the grand final! hope y'all still alive with the promo and innuendos as i'll keep cringeposting in the next couple of days 😏#crownthegal
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