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Omg poor Cassandra Jenkins being turned into a meme

 

Stream her Nuggets winner (and legit great song) 'Hard Drive'

 

 

In any case her release this week wasn't a proper new album, it's a collection of demos and outtakes from her actual album which came out in February. But yeah, it isn't outselling Adele, so it's a flop.

 

Yes the Hard Drive singer is a floppy disk in the albums chart :(

 

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Omg poor Cassandra Jenkins being turned into a meme

 

Stream her Nuggets winner (and legit great song) 'Hard Drive'

 

 

In any case her release this week wasn't a proper new album, it's a collection of demos and outtakes from her actual album which came out in February. But yeah, it isn't outselling Adele, so it's a flop.

 

I think we've found our candidate for the 'Rage Against The Sausage Roll' Christmas #1 campaign here.

A nice casserole is much classier than a sausage roll tbf.

 

#casserolejenkinsforxmasno1

Honestly don't rate that at all. She's clearly some talent but it just sounds f***ing awful

 

 

Never heard anything like this before, thankfully.

 

 

OH NO YOU BETTER DON'T!!!!

 

SHE IS AN ARTIST AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THIS FACT!!!!

 

SHE IS EQSILY UP THERE WITH ADELE, IF NOT EVEN BETTER. DEAL!!!

Praying my signed Cassandra cassetes arrive in time for Christmas.

 

Omg does she do those?! I don't have a signed cassette player and don't know anyone who has one oe one that can play signed ones. Umm I'll need signed CDs for Xmas gifts.

To think people said Cassandra Jenkins sounded dreadful when they harp on aboot Cheesy Fad's 12 Cheese Slices and praisw that!!! LOOK AT HER METACRITIC!!! LOOK AT HER NETACRITIC AND THAT IS WITHOUT THE HYPEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

I would be FIRST in lune to stream her Casserole Jenkins Rage Against The Sausage Roll track too, as no doubt it would be straight fire!!

Omg does she do those?! I don't have a signed cassette player and don't know anyone who has one oe one that can play signed ones. Umm I'll need signed CDs for Xmas gifts.

 

That doesn't make any sense. A cassette player doesn't need to be signed to play signed cassettes, and you can't play CDs in a cassette player.

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thanks for being a sarcy lil bitch

219k for Adele today. Deffinitely missing some

Streaming from yesterday. Thats +52k from monday.. a good addition i guess

219k for Adele today. Deffinitely missing some

Streaming from yesterday. Thats +52k from monday.. a good addition i guess

 

Very good update for Adele, should make 300k now I would say? Wonder if the updates are from general purchases or preorders etc added on?

I think if Adele’s on 219k today then she will just miss 300k surely.

 

If there is only one day of streaming behind which is probs 7-8k max, then her real figure is probably around 226-227k right now. I think if she’s gone up around 55k in the last two days, including with the ITV special boost, I definitely can’t see her doing another 75k in the next two days.

 

I think we are looking at around 265-275k personally.

Very good update for Adele, should make 300k now I would say? Wonder if the updates are from general purchases or preorders etc added on?

I’d say she’s on course to around 275-280k, unless a big bunch of sales is missing or something isn’t dispatched yet.

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