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25 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds

24 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas?

23 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma

22 USA for Africa - We are the World

21 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face

 

20 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song

19 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power

18 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman

17 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears

16 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk

15 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

14 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)

13 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody

12 The Firm - Star Trekkin’

11 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

 

10 Lionel Richie - Hello

09 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins

08 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You

07 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You

06 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy

05 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party

04 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red

03 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

02 Renée and Renato - Save your love

01 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory

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These are even more awful than the first heat so well done once again on the selection here!

 

+25 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+24 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+23 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+22 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+21 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s No One Quite Like Grandma (1980)

+20 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+19 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+18 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+17 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+16 Renée and Renato - Save Your Love (1982)

+15 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+14 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+13 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+12 Band Aid II - Do They Know It’s Christmas? (1989)

+11 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+10 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+9 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+8 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+7 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+6 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+5 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+4 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+3 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You (1988)

+2 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddap You Face (1981)

+1 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

 

I Just Called To Say I Love You shouldn't be here but can see why the others are!

+25 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+24 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+23 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+22 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+21 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+20 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+19 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+18 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+17 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+16 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+15 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+14 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+13 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+12 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+11 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+10 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+9 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+8 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+7 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+6 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+5 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+4 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+3 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+2 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+1 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

 

The top 15 are all absolutely awful. However, I don't actually mind the bottom 5 (I can't be the only one who thinks Band Aid 20 was far far worse than Band Aid II surely?), and I've always had a soft spot for The Chicken Song. Don't judge me! :lol:

+25 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+24 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+23 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+22 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+21 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

 

+20 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+19 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+18 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+17 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+16 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

 

+15 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+14 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+13 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+12 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+11 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

 

+10 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+9 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+8 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+7 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+6 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

 

+5 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+4 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+3 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+2 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+1 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

This is certainly a worse selection than the 1952-79 one.

 

25 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face

24 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

23 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)

22 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman

21 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk

20 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power

19 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds

18 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song

17 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas?

16 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody

15 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party

14 The Firm - Star Trekkin’

13 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You

12 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Grandma

11 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

10 Renée and Renato - Save your love

9 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy

8 USA for Africa - We are the World

7 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You

6 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

5 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red

4 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears

3 Lionel Richie - Hello

2 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins

1 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory

The top 15 are all absolutely awful. However, I don't actually mind the bottom 5 (I can't be the only one who thinks Band Aid 20 was far far worse than Band Aid II surely?), and I've always had a soft spot for The Chicken Song. Don't judge me! :lol:

I'm with you there, 'The Chicken Song' is quite a fun singalong. And yeah I've always wondered what everyone's problem is with Band Aid II, it's really not that bad, it's basically just a poppier version of the original, what's to hate? Nice to see you not hating 'Every Loser Wins' too :wub:

+25 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+24 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+23 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+22 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+21 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+20 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+19 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+18 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+17 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+16 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+15 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+14 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+13 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+12 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+11 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+10 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+09 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+08 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+07 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+06 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+05 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+04 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+03 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+02 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+01 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

 

+25 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+24 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+23 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+22 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+21 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+20 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+19 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+18 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+17 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+16 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+15 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+14 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

 

The rest of these ain't bad (or a good joke with one!):

 

+13 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+12 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+11 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+10 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+9 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+8 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+7 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+6 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+5 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+4 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+3 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+2 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+1 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985

 

 

 

 

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The abominable

25 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+24 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+23 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+22 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+21 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

 

The terrible

+20 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+19 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+18 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+17 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+16 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

 

The poor

+15 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+14 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+13 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+12 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+11 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

 

The not so bad

+10 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+9 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+8 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+7 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+6 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

 

The guilty pleasures

+5 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+4 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+3 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+2 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+1 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

Tbh the song here that really strikes me as out of place is 'Seven Tears' - I'm aware it has a reputation for being bad and obviously a fair few people have ranked it quite highly but I'm not sure I see why that is. Not that it's my favourite song ever or anything but I quite like it and seems more like one that'd be seen as inoffensive at worst than actively bad.
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Tbh the song here that really strikes me as out of place is 'Seven Tears' - I'm aware it has a reputation for being bad and obviously a fair few people have ranked it quite highly but I'm not sure I see why that is. Not that it's my favourite song ever or anything but I quite like it and seems more like one that'd be seen as inoffensive at worst than actively bad.

I think the only thing that makes it not horrendous is the actual melody which is sweet. The trite lyrics, the plodding beat, the talking, the multiple screeching key changes… it’s like a grim Boney M parody.

Maybe I need to pay more attention to it with a relisten then because I don't remember any of those things really jumping out at me!
I think Seven Tears is fun and charming early 80s Eurovision-esque Europop, it's very German schlager in sound though so I can see why it's probably something I would love while others wouldn't.

I would be perfectly happy never to hear any of these ever again.

 

25 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

24 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

23 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

22 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

21 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

20 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

19 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

18 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

17 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

16 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

15 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

14 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

13 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

12 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

11 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

10 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

09, Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

08 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

07 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

06 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

05 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

04 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

03 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

02 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

01 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

Tbh the song here that really strikes me as out of place is 'Seven Tears' - I'm aware it has a reputation for being bad and obviously a fair few people have ranked it quite highly but I'm not sure I see why that is. Not that it's my favourite song ever or anything but I quite like it and seems more like one that'd be seen as inoffensive at worst than actively bad.

It’s so plodding and depressing. Always thought it was an awful record.

+25 - Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+24 - Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+23 - Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+22 - The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+21 - Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+20 - Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+19 - Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+18 - Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+17 - Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+16 - Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+15 - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+14 - Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+13 - Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+12 - Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+11 - Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+10 - Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+09 - Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+08 - The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+07 - Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+06 - St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+05 - Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+04 - Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+03 - Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+02 - USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+01 - Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+25 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+24 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+23 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+22 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+21 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+20 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+19 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+18 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+17 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+16 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+15 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+14 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+13 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+12 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+11 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+10 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+09 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+08 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+07 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+06 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+05 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+04 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+03 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+02 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+01 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+25 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk

+24 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

+23 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s No One Quite Like Grandma

+22 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song

+21 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds

+20 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)

+19 Joe Dolce - Shaddup You Face

+18 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins

+17 USA for Africa - We Are The World

+16 Chris de Burgh - Lady In Red

+15 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears

+14 Glen Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You

+13 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

+12 Band Aid II - Do They Know It’s Christmas

+11 Renee and Renato - Save Your Love

+10 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy

+09 The Firm - Star Trekkin

+08 Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers - Let’s Party

+07 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory

+06 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody

+05 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You

+04 Partners In Kryme - Turtle Power

+03 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

+02 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman

+01 Lionel Richie - Hello

+25 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991) (WORST)

24 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

23 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

22 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

21 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

20 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

19 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

18 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

17 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989) - the other 2 were far worst

16 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

15 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

14 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

13 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

12 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

11 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

10 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

9 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

8 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

7 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

6 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

5 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

4 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

3 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

2 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

1 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

 

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