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This is the heat covering 1980-1995. As this group of songs will be more familiar to most of you than Heat 1 it has an earlier deadline of Tuesday 20th September at 23:59.

Please do vote, but do familiarise yourself with any songs you don't know first.

Here is the information thread explaining the background which can be used for any questions: http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=256958

To vote, please rank all the songs on the following scale:
+25 - your worst
+24 - your second worst
...
+1 - your least bad

The contenders:
St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)
Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)
Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)
Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)
Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)
Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)
USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)
Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)
Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)
Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)
The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)
Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)
Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)
Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)
Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)
Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)
The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)
Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)
Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)
Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)
Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)
Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)
Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

The YouTube playlist for this round - please use this for familiarisation:


And finally here is the Spotify playlist for the whole contest, though please note it is missing The Stonk and some of the songs only have "fake" versions:

Edited by JulianT

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+25 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Grandma (1980) WORST

+24 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+23 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+22 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+21 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+20 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+19 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+18 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+17 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+16 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+15 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+14 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+13 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+12 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+11 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+10 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+09 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+08 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+07 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+06 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+05 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+04 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+03 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+02 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+01 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

 

 

I can do this one without having to listen to any of them... which is quite the blessing.

 

25 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

24 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

23 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

22 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

21 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

20 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

19 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

18 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

17 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

16 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

15 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

14 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

13 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

12 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

11 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

10 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

09 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

08 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

07 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

06 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

05 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

04 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

03 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

02 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

01 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

 

 

(and even I can't rank IJCTSILY any higher than 10 points, some utter dross in here)

+25 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991) WORST

+24 Renée and Renato - Save Your Love (1982)

+23 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s No One Quite Like Grandma (1980)

+22 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+21 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

 

+20 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+19 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+18 USA for Africa - We Are The World (1985)

+17 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+16 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+15 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+14 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+13 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+12 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+11 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

 

+10 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+09 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+08 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+07 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+06 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+05 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+04 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+03 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+02 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+01 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

25; Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

24; Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

23; Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

22; USA for Africa - We Are The World (1985)

21; Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

20; Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

19; Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

18; Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

17; Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

16; Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

15; Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

14; Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

13; Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

12; Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

11; Renée and Renato - Save Your Love (1982)

10; Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

09; Chris de Burgh - The Lady In Red (1986)

08; Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

07; St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s No One Quite Like Grandma (1980) (it's cute x)

06; The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

05; Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

04; Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982) (I think I missed the session with this, but I actually rather like this one D:)

03; Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

02; Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

01; The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

 

Down with charity, up with novelty x

+25 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+24 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+23 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+22 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+21 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+20 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+19 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+18 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+17 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+16 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+15 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+14 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+13 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+12 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+11 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+10 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+09 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+08 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+07 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+06 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+05 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+04 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+03 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+02 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+01 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

 

'Every Loser Wins' is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine and I don't even care :wub:

I'm glad Chez agrees with me at least that the St. Winifred's song isn't that bad :kink:

+25 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985) :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2:

+24 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+23 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+22 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+21 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+20 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+19 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+18 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+17 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+16 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+15 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+14 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+13 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+12 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+11 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+10 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+9 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+8 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+7 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+6 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+5 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+4 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+3 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+2 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+1 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993) :wub: :w00t: :heart:

+25 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980) :puke:

+24 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+23 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+22 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+21 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+20 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+19 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+18 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+17 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+16 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+15 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+14 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+13 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+12 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+11 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+10 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+09 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+08 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+07 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)6

+06 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+05 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+04 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+03 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+02 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+01 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982) :wub:

I'm glad Chez agrees with me at least that the St. Winifred's song isn't that bad :kink:

 

Nah I'm the same. It's not great however kinda harmless in a way and I'd pick others here over it.

 

I'll check the playlist out and rank later!

Edited by Roba!

+25 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+24 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+23 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+22 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+21 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

 

+20 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+19 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+18 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+17 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+16 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+15 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+14 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+13 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+12 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+11 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

 

+10 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+09 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+08 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+07 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+06 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+05 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+04 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+03 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+02 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+01 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

 

Justice for Blobby!

 

+25 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+24 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+23 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+22 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+21 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+20 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+19 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+18 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+17 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+16 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+15 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+14 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+13 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980))

+12 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+11 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+10 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+9 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+8 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+7 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+6 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982

+5 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+4 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+3 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+2 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+1 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

 

That top 5 is just awful....

I don't get why everyone is hating on 'Every Loser Wins', it's not trashy or annoying or novelty, surely at worst it's just an inoffensive piano ballad?

+25- St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Grandma

+24- Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

+23- Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk

+22- Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas?

+21- Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody

+20- Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party

+19- Renée and Renato - Save your love

+18- USA for Africa - We are the World

+17- Spitting Image - The Chicken Song

+16- Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins

+15- Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy

+14- The Firm - Star Trekkin’

+13- Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face

+12- Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)

+11- Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power

+10- Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears

+9- Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory

+8- Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red

+7- Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You

+6- Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You

+5- Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

+4- Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

+3- Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds

+2- Lionel Richie - Hello

+1- The Simpsons - Do The Bartman

I don't get why everyone is hating on 'Every Loser Wins', it's not trashy or annoying or novelty, surely at worst it's just an inoffensive piano ballad?

In my case it was due to enduring week after week of hearing a pretty dull ballad made even more plodding by an affable soap star. Im not even sure George Michael could have rescued it for me. Mainly it sold cos the ladies fancied Nick Berry :D

I don't know about others but for me Nick and his sugary gaze combined with the lyrics of the song turned this video/song into a parody, I can't take it seriously

 

 

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"Ultimate 100 really bad songs" :deadbanana:

+25 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+24 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+23 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+22 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+21 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+20 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

+19 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+18 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+17 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+16 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+15 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+14 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+13 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+12 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+11 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+10 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+9 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+8 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+7 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+6 St Winifred’s School Choir - There’s no one Quite Like Gramdma (1980)

+5 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+4 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+3 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+2 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+1 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

 

I've always loved Band Aid II and Seven Tears :lol:

+25 There’s No One Quite Like Grandma - St Winifred’s School Choir

+24 Star Trekkin - The Firm

+23 The Stonk - Hale & Pace

+22 Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombularina

+21 The Lady in Red - Chris De Burgh

+20 Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) - Outhere Brothers

+19 Let’s Party - Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers

+18 Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry

+17 Save Your Love - Renee & Renato

+16 Come On You Reds - Manchester United FC

 

+15 I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd

+14 Shaddup You Face - Joe Dolce Music Theatre

+13 Unchained Melody - Robson & Jerome

+12 Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney / Stevie Wonder

+11 Turtle Power - Partners in Kryme

+10 Do They Know It’s Christmas - Band Aid II

+9 We Are the World - USA for Africa

+8 I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder

+7 Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love for You - Glenn Medeiros

+6 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

+5 Do the Bartman - The Simpsons

+4 Seven Tears - Goombay Dance Band

+3 The Chicken Song - Spitting Image

+2 Deeply Dippy - Right Said Fred

+1 Hello - Lionel Richie

 

I’d only happily listen to The Chicken Song, Deeply Dippy and Hello out of choice tbh

+25 The Firm - Star Trekkin’ (1987)

+24 St Winifred's School Choir - There's no one Quite Like Grandma (1980)

+23 Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddup You Face (1981)

+22 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby (1993)

+21 Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1990)

+20 Hale & Pace & The Stonkers - The Stonk (1991)

+19 Spitting Image - The Chicken Song (1986)

+18 Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power (1990)

+17 Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (1995)

+16 Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers - Let’s Party (1989)

+15 Band Aid II - Do they Know it’s Christmas? (1989)

+14 Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy (1992)

+13 Manchester United FC - Come On You Reds (1994)

+12 Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears (1982)

+11 USA for Africa - We are the World (1985)

+10 Outhere Brothers - Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1995)

+09 Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins (1986)

+08 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

+07 Renée and Renato - Save your love (1982)

+06 Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You (1984)

+05 Lionel Richie - Hello (1984)

+04 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing’s Gonna Change my Love for You (1988)

+03 Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

+02 The Simpsons - Do The Bartman (1991)

+01 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (1991)

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