9 minutes ago, danG said:

I think it's been established that these white noise tracks aren't chart eligible as none of them have ever made the official streaming chart

Now I'm wondering if it's down to people playing the tracks more than 10 times a day- they are designed to be loopable after all. Going through the BPI certifications there was a white noise track that was certified silver last July so they might actually be eligible!

Edited June 16Jun 16 by gasman449

The only white noise song to ever chart:

Edited June 16Jun 16 by DanielCarey

Can't believe I'm rooting for Alex Warren to return to #1 but let's go xx

Can’t think of a time when 2 worse songs have fought for #1

Ordinary is a 0/10 and Manchild is another 0/10 lol

6 minutes ago, Brer said:

Can't believe I'm rooting for Alex Warren to return to #1 but let's go xx

During Pride month too…

HAVE SOME DAMN SHAME!

41 minutes ago, Bjork said:

Can’t think of a time when 2 worse songs have fought for #1

Ordinary is a 0/10 and Manchild is another 0/10 lol

Pretty much this, couldn't finish either of them when tried to listen.

Manchild would be 8/10 if the song wasn’t as similar as some of her others.

Ordinary 9/10 anthem song of 2025 but haters going to hate.

I’ll be happy for Lola Young to get #1 next week but I’m sure the hipsters will hate on that too

I dunno after initially not liking it im kind of obsessed with manchild, id say its one of her better ones now

I'd rather CYH was having Ordinary run its a far superior song

I'd probably call Sabrina a 6.5 and 'Ordinary' a 0.5 (if I'm being generous), so come on Sabrina!

On 14/06/2025 at 16:30, Dircadirca said:

Considering how quickly the narrative last week went from 'it's so over' to 'we're so back', I don't think there's any reason to be super confident on next week's chart based on 1 day of data.

In hindsight this was the wiser take.

Is CMAT anywhere to be seen? I want Take A Sexy Picture Of Me to blow up so badly !

Ordinary 5

Manchild 4

So I can’t get too invested in this battle.

That said I wouldn’t put “I Believe” or “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You)” above 5 either so I won’t be mad if Alex surpasses those - he might as well achieve something interesting if he returns and avoids ACR.

Everything I Do is good corny

Ordinary is bas corny

13 hours ago, Brer said:

Can't believe I'm rooting for Alex Warren to return to #1 but let's go xx

Ordinary is bland shite - which seems to be whats clogging up the charts at the moment with songs staying for 18+ months. The fact its being labelled as an 'anthem' is possibly one of the funniest things i've read on here.

Manchild is bad pop - its not even catchy. But at least Manchild is newer.

Can we not have a Dior listening party or something :D

Edited June 17Jun 17 by ElectroBoy

Apple

04 MK - Dior (feat. Chrystal)

07 Ed Sheeran - Sapphire

12 Max Dean, Luke Dean & Locky - Can't Decide

26 Lola Young - One Thing

32 Olivia Dean - Nice To Each Other

61 Levi Heron - The Glen (Levi Heron Edit)

62 Chris Brown - Holy Blindfold

66 Mark Ronson & RAYE - Suzanne

87 Myles Smith - Gold

102 David Guetta & Cedric Gervais - If (A Better World)

116 Black Eyed Peas - Rock That Body

Looks like HHUK has been updated - big climb for Dior, was 65 last week - now track 18

1 hour ago, ElectroBoy said:

Ordinary is bland shite - which seems to be whats clogging up the charts at the moment with songs staying for 18+ months. The fact its being labelled as an 'anthem' is possibly one of the funniest things i've read on here.

It is without doubt an anthem. The charts isn’t even clogged up. The only thing sticking around too high is the pink pony club. Ordinary is only 5 months old.

I asked a neutral observer AI if Ordinary was an anthem this is what we have

"Ordinary" has anthem-like qualities. Its sweeping pop production, with a soft acoustic intro building into a grand, gospel-infused chorus, creates an emotional crescendo that feels larger than life, reminiscent of artists like Coldplay

Just now, Liam Sota said:

I asked a neutral observer AI if Ordinary was an anthem

I like the song too but come on...

7 minutes ago, Liam Sota said:

I asked a neutral observer AI if Ordinary was an anthem this is what we have

🤣