Well, here we are folks. As the third Eurovision season infused with controversy reaches its conclusion tonight, will our story end in a fairytale happy ending or devastating tragedy?

Enjoy the show and, as always, love love peace peace (and f**k u israel).

AUS to win (and FIN to come second so they can host)

Hopefully Bargain Hunts finest Linda and Pete don’t win and we get Australia, Denmark or Romania snatch the crown

Delta not winning tonight would be another very valid reason to boycott

Jury to ensure Czechia get a decent finish too please x

COME ON DELTA

Pre-show predictions (wildly inaccurate as usual)

01 Australia

02 Finland

03 Bulgaria

04 Greece

05 Israel

06 Italy

07 Romania

08 Moldova

09 Ukraine

10 Denmark

11 France

12 Czechia

13 Sweden

14 Croatia

15 Albania

16 Poland

17 Serbia

18 Lithuania

19 Malta

20 Cyprus

21 Norway

22 Germany

23 United Kingdom

24 Belgium

25 Austria

I'll be watching - I've managed to avoid hearing much about the contest over the past week so all a surprise for me!

For the first time in about 20 years I’m going tonight having not watched anything and only vaguely familiar with the songs (the incredible Eclipse aside).

Best of luck to Delta tonight, im really hoping she can get the win.

I suspect it's pretty obvious who I want to win...think it could be any one of about five though.

Bulgaria has been the biggest grower for me this week, but I'm Team Delta all the way.

That opening was surprisingly tasteful

I’ve decided I will watch this hot mess but not expecting to pay that much attention outside of my immediate favourites.

And of course, f*** Israhell.

My main takeaway from the first few minutes - lovely stage, beautiful stage

One song by JJ was more entertaining than the whole of the FA Cup final that took place today.

Lets hope the presenting improves from the semi's as the presenters were extremely annoying and often wooden.

Finland supporter here. It's the only song that gives me classic Eurovision vibes.

Also hoping Bulgaria and Romania do well.

Would be ironic if Australia and Israel are the top 2, as neither country is in geographical Europe.

A year later and still the best thing to be said about Wasted Love is it stopped I****l winning

Still getting goosebumps from Wasted Love.

1 minute ago, Qween said:

A year later and still the best thing to be said about Wasted Love is it stopped I****l winning

I liked it even less just then than last year :/

But forever grateful of it winning.